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‘The Tsunami Keeps Cresting’: Charlie Sheen Heads to Haiti, Natch

And that’s when Charlie Sheen officially morphed into a sweaty and twitchy edition of The Onion . Speaking with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, the future radio station said that he plans on heading to Haiti (!) with Sean Penn (!!) to do humanitarian work. “I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” said Sheen in the most flagrant example yet of his addiction to mixed metaphors. What else is happening in Sheenworld?

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VIDEO: Celebrate Lou Reed’s Birthday With His Greatest-Ever Screen Appearance

Good morning to you on this very special day! No, not Gavin McLoed’s [sic] 80th birthday , though that deserves recognition, I can’t lie. But! Lou Reed was born 69 years ago today in Brooklyn, NY — a location that would become the partial subject of his fantastic appearance in the 1995 ensemble-improv weird-out Blue in the Face . Let’s reminisce and pay some much-deserved respect below.

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Once More Unto the Breach: Charlie Sheen Loses Children After Alleged Death Threat

While you were sleeping, Charlie Sheen wasn’t. In between calling out to his Twitter followers for questions and comments , Sheen’s two children were removed from his home by police after his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, received a court order following an alleged Sheen-ified death threat : “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.” Deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath.

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Once More Unto the Breach: Charlie Sheen Loses Children After Alleged Death Threat

Report: Charlie Sheen Threatened to Kill His Associates, Shave Ex-Wife’s Head

You know how Charlie Sheen’s sons were removed from his home early on Wednesday morning, after the Two and a Half Men actor threatened to cut the head off his estranged wife Brooke Mueller, “put it in a box and send it to [her] mom”? Well, apparently she was not the only person whose life Sheen threatened to brutally end in the past 36 hours. Winning?

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Report: Charlie Sheen Threatened to Kill His Associates, Shave Ex-Wife’s Head

Charlie Sheen Talks More About Drugs, His Goddesses and His Near-Death Birth

What’s that? You are not sick of Charlie Sheen after countless radio interviews , morning show segments , backyard investigations and weird Twitpics ? Then you’re lucky, because the self-described warlock sitcom star engaged in a stalemate with CBS over the fate of Two and a Half Men , appeared on ABC during the second half of 20/20 ‘s dramatized sit-down with the actor last night. As always, click through for the most intriguing quotes.

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The Uncanny Similarities Between Charlie Sheen And Muammar Qaddafi

This week has been ruled by dual overhead nutcases Charlie Sheen and Muammar Qaddafi. Now, of course one is worse than the other: one is murdering tinpot tyrant, the other just a coked-up actor with a god complex, but if you look closer, as Denis Leary did too, you’ll see that there’s a few eerie similarities between the two.

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CBS Finally Shuts Down Production on Two and a Half Men

And from beyond the grave, Thomas Jefferson gives a fist pump . In a fairly surprising-but-not bit of news, CBS and Warner Bros. Television announced that production on Two and a Half Men has been stopped for the remainder of the season because of Charlie Sheen’s “statement, conduct and condition.” Any bets on what random radio show Sheen will call up next to blast this latest development? I’ll take The Thom Hartmann Show . Developing… [ TVL ine ]

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Tyra Banks Apes ANTM Contestants; is Hilarious

‘Superman’ Charlie Sheen Calls The Dan Patrick Show to Address Chuck Lorre

“We have to now call it The Charlie Sheen/Dan Patrick Show ,” so said Charlie Sheen on the phone with Dan Patrick again on the Wednesday morning edition of The Dan Patrick Show . You’ll recall that Sheen spent 28 minutes on Monday discussing his dislike of sobriety and the Albert Pujols-like value he holds to CBS, but in their latest chat the star seemed most concerned with his Two and a Half Men producer, Chuck Lorre.

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Will Reese Witherspoon Present the Best Picture Oscar This Year?

Add another major star to the Oscar telecast. Academy Award producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer have announced that former Best Actress winner Reese Witherspoon will be handing out a statue at the ceremonies on Feb. 27. If you’re scoring at home, let’s slot her in just below Aaron Rodgers — but above Werner Herzog and David Lynch — on the list of possible Best Picture presenters . [ Deadline ]

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Will Reese Witherspoon Present the Best Picture Oscar This Year?