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Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules….. I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body…. So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out. Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it. More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

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Billie Faiers Is The Boobiest!

That’s it! I’m moving to the UK. Here’s Nuts Magazine’s TV’s Boobiest Babes issue with the very busty Billie Faiers on the cover. All I know is that if I did move to the UK, I’d be watching the tube all day and most likely developing some serious calluses on my palms. So it’s best that I stay in the US and keep watching shows with ugly pigs like the Kardashians. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Pumps It Good!

If you dig watching girls pump their own gas in high heels and short shorts, well, join the party. Because here’s Miley Cyrus showing that she’s just like the rest of us normal people, going to the gas station herself and ignoring those signs that say you can’t be on your cell phone at the pumps or else you’ll blow everybody up. Anyway, enjoy the leg show, fellow weirdos. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture Photos: Fameflynet

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Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

JoJo’s Not so Exciting Workout Pics of the Day

Christmas is over fatty…time to get in shape…or pretend to get in shape cuz that’s everyone’s new year’s resolution and you are typical…you know some thing to disappoint yourself and be let down over….everytime you face that pie you are pretending you can’t eat…only that you take 5 pieces of when you break down and give into your cravings…you weak pathetic person…. You should just give up on me, and focus your energy on watching girls work out instead, cuz fit girls turn me on, especially in their tights, and seeing them sweat just makes me think how could they can fuck without getting wiped out….. So let’s get my new years resolution of watching babes work out more than I did last year started this glorious boxing day – with Jojo…the stupidest name in the game….even if Jojo isn’t exactly what I’d call the fittest ass I’d wanna see squat….but who cares…right?

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Miley Cyrus Wedgie Ass in Shorts of the Day

One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that…. So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miley Cyrus in Some Leggings of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in leggings. I am only posting this cuz I think girls in leggings are the future. I get in arguments with moms about it all the time, or at least once, when I was hanging out in American Apparel watching girls try the shit on, as I do sometimes when I am bored, and one mom refused to buy her hot little 18 year old these leggings cuz she said that “leggings aren’t pants” and that “everyone could see her coochie” and I had to step in as the authority on all things good and explain that that is what pants are about these days, that is what the public wants to see, at which point I was kicked out of the store. Sure Miley’s not as hot as that 18 year old, she’s looking haggard and washed up, dirty, sloppy, uninteresting….but always a perfect girl for an opportunistic young man to get up on and ride out like she was Britney….ruin her like she was Lohan and get all the rewards like they were K-Fed…. Think about it, while I go think about my next post.

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Lea Michele Riding a Bike of the Day

Watching girls ride bikes is only a turn on when they lock up said bike next to me when they run errands so that I can sniff the fucking seat. It’s part of the decision making process that goes into me choosing benches to sit on….partially cuz watching girls get off bikes in skirts means pussy flashing….but also because I like the warmth the seat gives off on my tongue…. Biking fetishes make sense to me. I think I may even have one…but this Glee shit is totally overrated, as is the main “hot” pussy on the show, mainly cuz it’s not all that hot, even on the bike…

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Helena Christensen Nude for Reebok of the Day

I’ve been spending a few years watching bitches run. I figure I am not about to get in shape but watching girls trying to gets kinda exciting, especially the hotter it gets outside and the less clothes the bitches wear. I see girl in tight shorts, tight pants, sports bras, hard nipples, sweaty pussy….I’ve seen bitches running bare foot, but I’ve never seen anyone run nude, but I’m hoping this influences some of these idiot groupies who think this is a new trend in running and not just a publicity stunt for running shoes….even though I know the second the spandex and lycra comes of – the scarier those fit looking asses become…but I’m okay with that…. Either way, here’s retired supermodel Helena Christensen doing the right kind of comeback work.

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Lady Gaga’s Throw Up Face of the Day

I have a love / hate relationship with girls who have weak chins. On one hand I think it looks fucking ugly enough to laugh at and make fun of so that the girl gets enough of a complex as this girl I used to talk to back in the day who ended up getting a chin implant partially because she knew it looked bad and partially because I would tell her how hot she’d be if she had a chin and didn’t just have a face that turned into neck.

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Lady Gaga’s Throw Up Face of the Day