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Random Ridiculousness: Strange Man Popped For Disrobing And Jumping Into Woman’s Hot Tub

What a friggin weirdo… A stranger disrobed and climbed into a woman’s hot tub with her Thursday morning, the sheriff said. The man had to be forcibly removed from the hot tub by sheriff’s deputies. Yaroslav Babenko, 37, of San Francisco was charged with criminal trespass and criminial mischief. A 47-year-old Bandon woman called the sheriff’s office before 8 a.m. Thursday to report Babenko had confronted her while she sat alone in the hot tub at her home. The man took off his clothes and climbed in the tub as the woman called 911. He remained in the tub when she asked him to leave, the sheriff said. Babenko was still sitting in the hot tub when Coos County Deputies and Bandon Police officers arrived. When he refused their instructions to get out of the tub, the officers forcibly removed him. He was taken into custody without further incident. Deputies learned Babenko was on his way home to San Francisco when he stopped at the home to use the hot tub, even though he’d never been there before. What the hell?? Source

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Florida Crazies: Perverted Police Officer Popped For Giving 15-Year-Old Girl A “Sex Exam” In The Back Of His Cop Car

Florida Police Officer Arrested For Lewd Acts On 15-Year-Old Girl What the fawk is wrong with people these days???? One by one, the 15-year-old girl went through headshots of suspects. Among them, she knew, was the man dressed as a police officer who she said ordered her to take off her pants and unbutton her blouse, and then spread her legs as he used a flashlight to inspect her. The man she identified: Miramar police Capt. Juan De Los Rios, 46. On Friday, De Los Rios was charged with two counts of lewd or lascivious conduct on an underage girl, according to the arrest affidavit. He was booked into Broward County Jail and held on $30,000 bail. If convicted, De Los Rios could face up to 15 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine. According to the arrest affidavit, the girl was sitting in the back of a car with a 19-year-old friend parked in the back lot of a business plaza in Miramar after school on Jan. 18, when a man approached the car and looked at them through the window. He asked them to roll down the window. Because he was in a dark-blue uniform and wearing a gold badge, the teens thought he was a police officer and complied. The man then began to question them. At one point, he leaned against the window, looked at them, gave a hard long pause and asked: “Well, were you having sex? What are you doing here?” The girl quickly responded “no, no, no, officer no,” the affidavit said. The girl told police she and her friend were just talking. But the man told the girl he “needed to check.” The girl asked “Check what?” “I need to see inside,” he responded. That’s when he ordered her to take off her pants and underwear so he could look for bruising or other evidence of sexual activity. In fear, the affidavit said, she complied. The girl told police she thought it “was the right thing to do” because he was an officer. Her 19-year-friend turned away, unable to watch, according to the affidavit. He told police he heard the man tell the girl “I need you to spread your legs wider so I can see.” The officer then used a flashlight to “inspect” her and told her to pull down her blouse so he could check for bruising, according to the police report. Then he returned the driver’s license to the boy and told them “Go home.” The teens got into the front seats of the car, “cried, hugged and drove off,” the affidavit said. The youngsters didn’t tell anybody at first because they were afraid and intimidated. But then the girl told her older sister, who insisted their mother be told. When questioned by police, the girl said the man who’d ordered her to remove her clothing had a gold badge and his last name began with the letter “R.’’ She also said she knew she could identify the man if she saw him again. Officials did not release the identities of the teens. As far as evidence, investigators had the girl turn in the clothes she was wearing that day — one pair of blue jean pants, a Ralph Lauren sport sized T-shirt, a beige bra, and one pair of pink and black underwear briefs. They also asked the CVS Caremark near where the teens had parked for its surveillance video. Although the quality of the video was not enough to identify De Los Rios, police say the body language was consistent with the victim’s and witness’ statements. De Los Rios’ gold badge was also paper bagged. The 18-year veteran of the department has been on administrative leave since the complaint was filed in January. Miramar police launched a criminal investigation along with the Broward State Attorney’s Office. A warrant for De Los Rios’ arrest was issued Friday. He later turned himself in to police. “He is now suspended without pay, pending the outcome of the investigation,” said Miramar police spokeswoman Tania Rues. Wow. This guy should certainly be convicted for sure. That is straight up molestation!!! Source

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Freaks: Ex-NFL Baller Eddie George’s Wife Taj Says That He Is The Black Version Of 50 Shades Of Grey’s Leading Man!

Uh, TMI?? Taj George Likens Her Husband Eddie George To Christian Grey From 50 Shades Of Grey Ok, ok, ok, we get it. You’re married, in love, and freaky than a muhfugga! But do we really need to know all of that? Taj George decided to let her Twitter and Instagram followers into her and her husband Eddie George’s bedroom practices when she tweeted/instagrammed at meme pic stating her real reason for hitting the gym so hard. Let us find out that there are pictures of Eddie George with a ball gag and leather chaps on, there’s gonna be hell to pay! LMAO! Image via Twitter/WENN

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Diary Of A Mad Black Man: Tyler Perry Says Diana Ross Has Been Ignoring Him For Years

Tyler Perry Snubbed By Diana Ross No love for Madea? Soul legend Diana Ross wants no part in Tyler Perry ‘s plans to help her big screen comeback and has been ignoring his phone calls “for years”, according to the movie mogul. Perry revealed earlier this year that he had written a film especially for the Motown icon in a bid to put her back on the big screen 40 years after she won critical acclaim and an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of Billie Holiday in 1972′s Lady Sings the Blues. He said, “I have the perfect role for her… It’s a jazz movie set in the 1940s, and (Ross) would play a jazz singer who runs a juke joint (music venue), and I just wish she would do it.” Perry has reached out to Ross to bring the screenplay to life, but he admits the former Supremes diva has been snubbing his pleas. The star tells lifestyle website Essence.com, “She’s been ignoring me for years. She’s the only person that I have dreamed of working with that will not return my phone calls.” He got the chance to meet his idol once before and the filmmaker pounced on the opportunity to coax Ross into considering the project – only to be completely shut out. Perry says, “That was it, she never called me again. She said, ‘No!’ And that was it.” DAYUM! Divas dont’t shuck and jive for Madea apparently. The boss has starred in such classics as Mahogany and Lady Sings the Blues — we probably wouldn’t return his call either. Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Federally Funded Foodstamp ‘Parties’

SMH USDA To Promote Food Stamp Program Through Social Events Foodstamp Fridays is back! And Federally funded. Forget Tupperware bashes and toga soirees — the latest rage is food stamp parties. The USDA is encouraging the nation’s food stamp program to promote to the elderly using parties and games. A series of guides currently posted on the USDA website promotes local offices of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — or SNAP, but commonly referred to as food stamps — to entice eligible seniors to enroll in the welfare program. The promotional campaign has cost between $2.5 million and $3 million. “Throw a Great Party. Host social events where people mix and mingle,” the pamphlet encourages in one of the guides. “Make it fun by having activities, games, food, and entertainment, and provide information about SNAP. Putting SNAP information in a game format like BINGO, crossword puzzles, or even a ‘true/false’ quiz is fun and helps get your message across in a memorable way.” Aint no party like a food stamp party cause a food stamp party don’t stop! Source

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Poor Thang: R. Kelly Cancels Show Appearances Over “Health Emergency”

R. Kelly is suffering from a mysterious “health emergency” , that has caused the singer to cancel an event in New York this evening. Via TMZ reports : We spoke with Kelly’s rep … who tells us the singer has officially postponed tonight’s R. Kelly Book Launch event in NYC “due to a health emergency that has sidelined Mr. Kelly in Chicago.” The rep adds, “We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.” Kelly’s people tell us … “Initial indications are that he is suffering from complications from surgery he had last year to treat an abscess on his vocal cords.” Besides the book launch party … Kelly has also had to bail on the “Jimmy Fallon Show” and canceled an appearance on NBC’s “Today” show. Kelly’s people note, “It is unclear how long Kelly may be sidelined.” Get well Kellz!

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Battle Of The Beige Bottle Brawlers: Drake & Chris Brown Offered $1 Million To Fight In August!

It’s about to be a girl fight! Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuumble! The infamous bottle bash between Breezy and “Champagne Papi” Drizzy that led to several people leaving NYC club W.i.P injured has allegedly earned them an offer from Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman. They behaved like children in their nightclub brawl in New York, and now they are being offered the chance to fight like real men. Celebrity Boxing Founder’s Damon Feldman has offered Drake and Chris Brown $1 Million dollars each to step into the ring with 24 oz Boxing gloves and Headgear to settle their grudge. “We have promoted 55 Celebrity Fights and this would be the most interesting of all ,” says Feldman. The match, if the pair accept, is set for Saturday August 25 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. And here is the zinger: A portion of the proceeds that should lure these two stars into the ring beside their grudge, is that the battle will also help out a charity for abused women. Feldman says that he has left voice mails for both stars reps and waiting for them to return his call. SMH!! Nobody wants to see two punks playing patty cake with each other. But Breezy may get some props if he’s down since the charity is for battered women and we all know… Well nevermind. Maybe they should just donate all of the proceeds to Tony Parker and his unfortunate eye. Would you pay to see Chris and Drizzy in the ring together? Who would you place all your bets on to win the fight? Source

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Freaks! Busty Blonde Cheerleading Coach Allegedly Gave “Mouth Hugs” To Underage Indiana High School Basketball Players

She like that young meat A high school cheerleading coach pleaded not guilty to charges stemming from an alleged sexual encounter with an Indiana high school basketball player. Megan Crafton, 22, a part-time assistant cheerleading coach in Shelbyville, allegedly admitted to police that she performed “ mouth hugs ” on the 17-year-old boy in her car in a supermarket parking lot in January. But her lawyer claimed after her court appearance Thursday that Crafton didn’t break the law, WISH reported. She’s charged with child seduction, a felony, but in Indiana the age of consent is 16. Authorities counter that they went after her because she works for Shelbyville HIgh School and it’s illegal for adults to have sex with anyone younger than 18 that they supervise or oversee. Crafton’s lawyer asserted that the law doesn’t apply in this case, because as a part-time member of the cheerleading staff, Crafton doesn’t have authority over the teenaged boy. Shelbyville High School officials tipped off police about rumors circulating in the halls that Crafton was involved with a student, Fox News said. Police questioned Crafton about the hanky-panky in February, but only charged her this month. She turned herself in on June 15. The charges carry a potential jail term of three years. Her trial is scheduled for September 24. The victim suffered further harm the following day when his arm was injured from receiving too many high fives. Source

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What The Hell?? Ninja Thief Ganks IHOP Waitress’ Purse AND HER CAR While She Was Working

Ninja Thief steals Purse, Car From IHOP And this idiot was caught on tape. Police say a sneaky thief grabbed an employee’s purse and car at a South Salt Lake IHOP restaurant on Sunday. The incident was caught on the restaurant’s surveillance video system, as the thief ducked and crawled behind the store counter to grab the employee’s purse. Police say the thief walked out of the restaurant on 2100 South 307 West and stole the employee’s silver 4-door 2003 Chevy Impala that was located in the parking lot using the keys found inside the purse. The victim, a 22-year-old female IHOP employee told police that when she was ready to leave work at 7:00 a.m., she discovered that her black leather purse was missing from under her workstation and her car was gone. Police say investigators viewed the restaurant’s surveillance video, and saw the suspect, dressed in motorcycle garb as she entered the restaurant just before 5:00 A.M. and headed to the restroom. As the suspect walks past the workstation, police say she looked back, checking the location of the employee’s purse. Just moments later, police say the suspect walked toward the door as if to leave and looked over her shoulder to check for the employees. Police say the suspect then crouched down on the floor and made a “Spiderman/Ninja” crawl back to the workstation, stole the purse and walked out the door. Police say the suspect walked in the restaurant and stole the purse in less than two minutes. The employees told police that the suspect arrived at the restaurant on a motorcycle or scooter with another person who stayed outside. Police say it also appears that the suspect had planned out the heist and knew the location of the purse. Police described the suspect as a young woman in her early 20s, with brown hair, wearing a black leather jacket, black helmet, and dark denim jeans. SMH. Sounds like an inside job to us! Source

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Gay Gangsta Quote Of The Day: Anderson Cooper To Picture-Taking Fan: “Beyotch What The Fawk Are You Doing?”

Oh, you thought he was some kind of punk??? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit Anderson Cooper Snaps At Picture Taking Fan On Airplane Note to fans: do not bother Anderson Cooper when he is trying to get some sleep. During an appearance on Kathy Griffin’s new Bravo talk show “Kathy” Thursday night, the silver-haired news anchor recalled a story about his recent run-in with a sneaky fan during a 6 a.m. flight this week. Cooper, 45, said he was trying to get some rest aboard the New York-to-Los Angeles flight when he noticed the man seated in front of him trying to snap some photos of Cooper using his iPhone’s front-facing camera. “I’m sitting there incredulous that he thinks I don’t see him … and he’s still taking the pictures,” Cooper said. “Normally I would just be like, ‘We’re not going to win this one,’ but I’ve lately become emboldened.” In a surprising twist, Cooper said Olympic figure skating champion Johnny Weir was coincidently sitting next to him on the flight. “I grab the guy on the shoulder, and I said something to the effect of, ‘B—h, what the f— are you doing?’” Cooper said to a shocked Griffin. Despite his burst of boldness, the CNN anchor seemed embarrassed by his surprising reaction. “It was one of those things, as soon as I said it, I was like, ‘I can’t believe I said this to this guy,’” he concluded. Don’t take his sweetness for weakness. Image via Bravo Source

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