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Hold Up, Woah Dere: New Lawsuit Says Ashton And Demi’s Matrimony-dom Isn’t Even Legal

Hmmm… Maybe Ashton Kutcher isn’t quite the dirty, cheating, adulterous dog that little blonde floozy would have us all believe. According to some Kabbalah-hating man who is suing Ashton and Demi for spreading their cult-y pseudo religion which he claims is a fraud, Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher are only pretend married. Marc Aisen filed a lawsuit on March 29, suing Kutcher, Madonna, and other Kabbalah members for racketeering and conspiracy to engage in a pattern of racketeering activity. Aisen is representing himself in the case. The lawsuit states: “Mr. Kutcher made a media circus out of his Kabbalah wedding to actress and hardcore Kabbalah cult member, Demi Moore, who is a longtime friend of the defendant Ms. Ciccone. As the ‘First Couple’ of organized Kabbalah, the ‘wedding’ presided over by defendant and alleged fraudster, Yehuda Berg — which I am pointing out again was not a private family affair, as all parties used it as a publicity stunt and invited media attention — was not a legal union, nor is the marriage according to California law. “Nor is the myth that there is such a thing as a traditional Kabbalah wedding as I can’t seem to find evidence in any book that such a ceremony was ever performed in history. It was a way to put a glamorous face on the weird witches which is antisocial in their every manifestation.” Aisen, who is Jewish, but not a follower of Kabbalah, began investigating the practices after claiming he designed a talisman necklace for Madonna that was worth $500. “There was one caveat to my generosity which was that I stipulated that Ms. Ciccone was to model the necklace in public and give me credit for designing it,” the docs state. Aisen says Madonna was photographed wearing the necklace but never gave him credit for it, and this is when he began “homework on the Kabbalah Center. What I found, I did not like. I learned the Kabbalah Centre is actually a militant and fanatical cult behind which is a racketeering conspiracy,” the lawsuit says. Oh wait. Nevermind. Clearly this angry man’s lunatic rant isn’t proof of anything. Source

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Lawsuits: Manny Pacquiao Is Being Sued By The Accountants That Saved Him From Financial Disaster!

Oh the irony… According to TMZ reports : Manny Pacquiao’s former accountants claim they’ve discovered the boxer’s BIGGEST WEAKNESS … he sucks at paying his taxes … this according to a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ. The number crunchers claim they were called in to save PacMan’s ass last year … because, according to the suit, Manny’s tax issues “seriously affected [his] ability to fight.” The accountants claim they straightened out his money problems — and even let Pacquiao borrow some cash — but Manny never paid the them back and totally ignored the bill. Now the pencil pushers are suing for their jack — $649,016.95. Calls to Manny’s people have not been returned. Pac-Man just need to quit BS’ing and pee in that cup so he can fight Floyd and get dem stacks. He’s definitely about to need it…

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Where Is My Tiger Mom: Little Pregnant Asian Disney Banger Marrying Miley Cyrus’ Creepy Looking Brother???

Okay, enough is enough, Brenda Song. One month after her mother said there’s no way she was totin’ a gut full of grungy step-Cyrus , Brenda was spotted leaving the gym with an interesting accerssory. Now, in these pictures, we still can’t really tell if she is or isn’t knocked. But that ring is undeniably an engagement ring on her left hand. Can anybody say shotgun wedding? By the way, this is what Brenda was looking like a week after her mom’s in-denial statement. Hmmmm…

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BREAKING NEWS: Rick Ross Has Suffered His SECOND Seizure Today!!!

You can’t be serious… According to TMZ reports : TMZ has learned … Rick Ross’ private jet made an emergency landing in Birmingham, Alabama, 2 hours ago, en route to his concert in Memphis … and we found out he suffered another seizure. It’s the second time today where a plane in which the rapper was a passenger made an emergency landing. We broke the story … Rick suffered a seizure this morning on a Delta flight that returned to the Ft. Lauderdale airport. Rick went to the hospital, was released, and then took off at 5:07 PM ET from Ft. Lauderdale to make his concert tonight in Memphis. But at 5:44 PM CDT, the plane was diverted and landed in Birmingham after Rick had a seizure on board. Rick is currently in a Birmingham hospital emergency room. We do not know his condition. Before Rick took off from Ft. Lauderdale, he tweeted a video showing he was ok. Rick was supposed to be on stage in Memphis at 7:30 PM ET. UPDATE: We’ve just confirmed with the hospital that Rick is in STABLE condition. Despite Rozay being a lil snippy with our Jonesy we’re sending up prayers that he makes a speedy recovery. Take care of yourself y’all. Isht is REAL!

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Did Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Catch Fade With His Partner And Napster Founder Sean Parker???

Rumor has it that there was a geek fight in Beverly Hills last night… Tech titans Mark Zuckerberg and Sean Parker had a huge public bust-up outside a Hollywood nightclub over Facebook’s role in new music venture Spotify. Billionaire Facebook creator Zuckerberg and Napster co-founder Parker, who has launched music streaming service Spotify, got into a boozy fight over the new venture at West Hollywood club The Beverly earlier this month. Sources tell us the pair, whose complicated relationship was highlighted in “The Social Network,” got into an alcohol-fueled argument over Facebook’s partnership deal with Spotify. One source told us, “Sean and Mark had done the big Spotify launch and headed to The Beverly to party. They spent a lot of money on alcohol, and as the night went on they got into an intense discussion, which turned into a loud argument as they left.” According to the witness, “Sean argued that all Spotify users should not be forced to sign up for a Facebook account, but Mark wouldn’t budge. It was a full on screaming match outside the club, but stopped short at coming to blows. They then stormed off in different directions.” The partnership has boosted Spotify subscribers but irked some who don’t want their music choices broadcast on Facebook. Another source said, “Sean gets very intense and can be loud. These guys have been through a lot together. They have passionate discussions and strong opinions. Their partnership has given Spotify a lot of subscribers.” Rich-a$$ computer nerds ready to squab…SMH Source

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Did Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Catch Fade With His Partner And Napster Founder Sean Parker???

You Can’t Be Serious: British Man Is Disgusted By Store-Bought Meat And Has Been Eating Roadkill For 30 Years!!

You are what you eat, and this is a nasty muhfugga! Rat stir fries and owl curries hardly sound like the stuff you would serve your friends for dinner. But surprisingly, Jonathan McGowan’s exotic roadkill dishes are a big hit with his guests. The 44-year-old bachelor has lived on a diet of roadkill for the past 30 years to avoid buying meat from the supermarket. He has shunned pre-packaged meats and instead dined on mice, moles, hedgehogs, pigeons, crows and gulls. The taxidermist from Bournemouth, Dorset, never kills the animals himself but eats only what he finds at the roadside or in woodland. Mr McGowan first got a taste for roadkill at the age of 14 when he cooked a dead adder that he had found. He said: ‘The adder didn’t actually taste very nice – a bit like bacon rind. But it had piqued my curiosity and I wondered what else I could eat and what it would taste like.’ We know that there might be some suspect hormones or steroids in the chicken breast at our local grocery store, but that said, we ain’t eatin’ no damn roadkill! Source To see some of Jonathan’s best recipies flip the page, at your own discretion…

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Would You Pay $39,000 For This Bookbag???

This is an alligator backpack, created by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen ‘s fashion line “The Row.” It sells for $39,000. And apparently more people are willing to spend that kind of dough on a bag than even the Olsen twins expected. Women’s Wear Daily reports that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are struggling to meet demand for a $39,000 alligator backpack from their luxury fashion line, The Row. The outrageously expensive backpack was “the first thing that sold off the shelf,” Ashley said at the Paris launch of the twins’ new handbag collection on September 30. “During our last economic crisis in the U.S., the only thing that went up was Hermès,” the champagne-sipping mini-mogul commented regarding the popularity of pricey items during difficult financial times. “If you were ever going to spend $39,000 on a bag, that’s the bag you should buy,” Barney’s Fashion Director Amanda Brooks told Fashionista upon the bag’s debut in July. Brooks thinks this accessory really is all that: “There’s enough design to make it interesting and beautiful but they truly are classic bags – and I think you also might be the only one who has it.” Man, it’s a knapsack. Would you cop this bag even if we weren’t in a recession??? Sourc

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New Couple??? Weezy Spends Some Quality Time With His Boo Skylar Diggins

Does Lil Tunechi have a love thing for This Fighting Irish banger ?? It seems Lil Wayne has a new girlfriend. Weezy’s said to be stepping out with none other than Skylar Diggins, the Notre Dame women’s college basketball star. The two were apparently seen together at a WNBA game last night. …Aside from the obvious age difference (Skylar is 21 years old, Weezy is 29), is this a good match? Possibly. Skylar is certainly a superstar in the sports world, and with Wayne at her side, well, she’s even more famous. Hopefully all the attention won’t throw her off her game. This woman can play some hoops! Lil Wayne is a huge Skylar Diggins fan. Back in April 2011, shortly after Skylar put up 28 points in Notre Dame’s battle with UConn, Weezy donned her number 4 Fighting Irish jersey on stage during a concert in Indiana. Was this a gesture of romantic interest, or simply a fan being a fan? With the new report linking these two as a couple, the answer now seems pretty obvious. Skylar is definitely a banger, but we think she can do WAY better than this baby-momma machine! Source

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Are You Serious?: Kim Kardashian Says “Oklahoma Thunders… That’s A Real Team?!?”

Kim Kardashian may know how to make money but no one ever said she was the smartest cookie of the bunch. Ryan Seacrest chopped it up with Kim on his radio show about when she and Kris would start making babies. Here’s the flow of convo: Ryan Seacrest:Kris said when you first met, he saw you being the mother of his kids. When will he see that? Kim K: I think we want to figure out where he’s gonna play and where he’s gonna live. Ryan Seacrest: What if he signed with the Oklahoma Thunder? What would you do? Kim K: Is that a real team? Khloe, have you heard of that team?… *crickets* Kim K: I would go to Oklahoma City … we’re not going to live a separate life. SMH… Grant it, Oklahoma is not that big of a deal but Kevin Durant is! At least she would move there… Is Oklahoma exciting?!?

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What A JERK! New Mexico Man Accused Of Mixing “Man Juice” Into Yogurt Samples At A Local Mall!!

We hope they don’t let this guy…”get off” the hook! A New Mexico man indicted on charges that he handed out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at a grocery store is heading to court. The U.S. attorney’s office says Anthony Garcia is scheduled to appear in an Albuquerque court Thursday and is expected to change his plea to guilty. Police say the 32-year-old Garcia was linked to the yogurt through DNA samples. He was indicted on charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators. Garcia is accused of handing out the yogurt sample at a Sunflower Market in Albuquerque in January. Officers responded after a woman said she believed the yogurt she was given was actually a bodily fluid. The woman told police that after tasting the sample she spat on the floor several times. All jokes aside, this guy better get at LEAST ten years! Imagine what kind of STDs he could have been transmitting to people! Fawking ridiculous…SMH Source

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