There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Whitney Port speak one word, I don’t watch her teenage girl show and I’m not afraid who knows it, but that’s not to say I’m not a fan of her long lean body. Here she is showing off the long legs and perfect little booty in some tight yoga pants. I love that pants like this have become common place with hotties. Please, whoever is in charge of fashion trends, don’t let this go out of style. Thank you.
I hate lesbians…partially cuz they won’t fuck me under an circumstance…but mainly because they hate me…all uptight and anti-penis because they were molested as a kid, or because no guys gave them attention growing up, or because they are ugly and the only human willing to fuck them is another woman cuz women are maternal and like to care for broken down, injured things to nurture them back to health….but I do love their haircuts, combat boots, overalls, and overall demeanor…real turn on… So staring at Jane Lynch’s crotch, possibly rocking a strap-on set of balls, or maybe that’s a cameltoe and not a moose knuckle is only natural you know…cuz we all want what we can’t have…sometimes even when it looks like this…scary.
I hate most actresses. I find them irritating, average looking, uninteresting and obvious but more importantly full of shit…. For some reason…I don’t really know why….I fucking love Amanda Seyfried….she is my porn..not that I’ve ever jerked off to her…or even the thought of her…cuz I’m not weird like that and prefer jerking off to way more disturbing shit cuz I’m desensitized….but she just looks good, is cute, doesn’t annoy me, chooses both faggy roles, and slutty roles, and even when she’s being boring as shit…which isn’t happening today because she finally brought out a pair of shorts and a shirt that bring out her hotnes, a hotness she should always show off….I still want to be three inches up her asshole with my tongue….something I have a feeling her dog knows all too much about, cuz according to my friend, all the girls he knows are letting their dogs eat them out…on the regular…something that has probably been going on since the dawn of man, but that is still fucking odd…..maybe even odd enough for me to jerk off to….bringing this post full circle, making Seyfried actually my porn and not just my beacon of hope in Hollywood…..amazing…
This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story. Here’s the optical ass-lusion.
Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean… Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well… Pics anyway….
Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.
Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.
As irrelevant as Whitney Port is…it’s nice to see her keeping busy by pulling her short shorts out of her snatch…it’s an interesting hobby, a little less interesting than the girl who was pretty much fingering herself at the bar for all to smell, but interesting enough for me to pay attention….cuz despite being grossed out by the frontal wedgie back in high school, when the mom of 6 lunch monitor wore pants 4 sizes too tight, in what was a vile situation, a vile situation I’ve developed a love for over the decades, and even reference that lunch lady sometimes when I jerk off, if only I knew what I know now when I was younger, right Rod Stewart, I coulda been lunching on her lady….in all it’s huge pant eating glory…but I was too young and my stomach too under developed to not vomit at the thought…but now…all I want to see is pussy definition…and girls everywhere…like Whitney Porn are bringing it…and it’s nice…even if she isn’t….
