Here’s teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne out with that dirty old man she’s dating , and I just don’t get it. I would’ve figured Chris Hansen would’ve showed up by now. Unless, between this dress and that pool party , it’s all some kind of dirty trick to get me to write something that’ll land me on a government watch list. Well, I’m not falling for it. I’m not that dumb. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t the punchline. Ah, screw you guys. Let’s all just forget it and move on. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kids, man. The tantrums, the whining, the sleepless nights, the barfing, the diapers … and the list goes on and on and on. If kids weren’t so darn adorable and hilarious they’d probably get sold to the circus with alarming frequency. But they are adorable and hilarious and they really DO say the darnedest things. They write them down, too. From non-apologies to actual apologies, silly homework answers to break-up letters, here are 37 hilarious kid notes sure to give you more than one chuckle. 37 Hilarious Kid Notes 1. Best Friends Forever If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs. Pro tip: If you don’t want your kid to say or write something, don’t say it yourself or you might end up with a kid who tells his teacher he’s going to be a freeloader when he grows up. Which is equally as funny as the kid who wants to be a dog. (Hey, laying around and scratching ourselves all day? Sounds like THE LIFE!)
Hip-hop duo featured on November cover alongside Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards. By Rob Markman Eminem, Keith Richards and Lil Wayne on cover of GQ magazine Photo: Mark Seliger/ GQ Eminem might rap for a living, but when you examine his career trajectory, it reads more rock star than hip-hop heavyweight. No surprise, then, that GQ magazine named him a God of Rock and placed him alongside Keith Richards and Lil Wayne on their November cover. Em and Lil Wayne were shot for the cover at the 2011 Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in June, while the Rolling Stones guitarist was shot separately in New York. In a portfolio consisting of 43 such Gods of Rock, Eminem’s story and photographs particularly stand out. In his feature, the 39-year old rhyme icon talked about his downward-spiraling addiction, which began with his 2000 album The Marshall Mathers LP and peaked during the recording of his fourth album Encore. “Five or six songs leaked from the original version of Encore, ” Em told GQ Senior Editor Will Welch in an interview. “So I had to go in and make new songs to replace them. In my head, I was pissed off: ‘Oh well. Songs leaked. F— it. I’m just going to take a bunch of f—ing pills and go in there and have a party with myself.’ I’m sure the more pills I took, the goofier I got.” The multiplatinum rapper now embraces his sobriety and utilizes his natural quirks to fuel his music. “The same way that his brain was wired that gave him problems with substances also sort of makes him a virtuoso,” Welch told MTV News. “I’ve realized that the way I am helps with the music. Sporadic thoughts will pop into my head and I’ll have to go write something down, and the next thing you know, I’ve written a whole song in an hour,” Em said in the magazine. “But sometimes it sucks, and I wish I was wired like a regular person and could go have a f—in’ drink. But that’s the biggest thing about addiction: When you realize that you cannot — for f—‘s sake , you can not — f— around with nothing ever again.” Em, however, is just one of several survivors GQ spotlights in a special portfolio, which was shot by Mark Seliger. Metallica, Robert Plant, Beck and Erykah Badu also appear. As for the three cover subjects, GQ wanted to pick prime examples of musical perseverance. “We wanted to answer the question: Who are the living legends out there that have survived against all adversity?” Welch explained. “It has to be people who are still incredibly influential. It can’t be somebody who has been through hell and back and reached a zenith in their career in 1976 and isn’t still relevant and isn’t still making music.” GQ ‘s November 2011 issue goes on sale October 25 nationwide.
Here are some babes soaking each other with water guns while wearing flimsy little white t-shirts. The only thing that would make this video better is me in it! Hmm… didn’t I write something similar just yesterday? Enjoy. Babes And Water Guns Video More AmaTuna
Evidently Lindsay Lohan believes all that tweeting has properly prepared her to actually write something that requires more than 140 characters. The troubled…
‘I would really like to write something for Adam,’ McCartney says. By Jocelyn Vena Jesse McCartney Photo: MTV News Jesse McCartney is currently hard at work on his next album and gearing up for the release of “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel,” (he voices Theodore), but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t carve out some studio time for Adam Lambert .
