One of the most beautiful women in screen history, and Skin Hall of Famer, Rosario Dawson is celebrating her 35th birthday today! Take a look back at some of her breast moments after the jump!
Rihanna played dress-up for Instagram, modeling some bullshit, popping her booty, doing what she does, and I am just bummed that I’m looking at her clothed bum and not pics of her spread asshole. You see, there’s something magical about a real deal exhibitionist slut. especially when they don’t need to be exhibitionists cuz they make money, have money, and just do it for fun. While, a cock tease in tight clothes is just a fucking bummer. But I’ll post the pics anyway, I got nothing else going on.
Maria Menounos celebrated her 35th birthday cuz she’s old as fuck, and in celebrating her 35th birthday party she got into a bikini top because I guess she didn’t get the memo that no one wants to see a 35 year old in a fucking bikini. There’s this thing that happens at 34, where a bikini becomes off limits, no matter how fit a bitch is, but for some reason ,bitches never follow that rule. Not that I’m complaining, I look at any disaster in a bikini, I’m just looking out for her best interest, you know if I don’t let her know she’s old as fuck, no one will, cuz being on TV means everyone around you just sucks your dick all day and makes shit delusional… At least she covered up her greek vagina (ass), by wearing shorts, because usually the ass is the first to start melting.
What a year for Tiger Woods. The greatest golfer of all time lost his #1 ranking, Elin Nordegren and the respect of tens of millions of fans. But if there’s one thing America loves more than sordid sex scandals and epic falls from grace, it’s a tale of redemption. So on his 35th birthday, here’s hoping Woods gives us reason to cheer in 2011. With time, we can forgive “transgressions” as long as people are sincere. He’s suffered long enough. We want to see Tiges back on top… and we don’t mean with Rachel Uchitel . Happy birthday and go get ’em, big guy. Go get ’em …
Michael Jordan’s 17-year-old daughter Jasmine at the Blackhawks Stanley Cup Finals game. Jordan is the fourth of five children. He has two older brothers, Larry Jordan and James R. Jordan, Jr., one older sister, Deloris, and a younger sister, Roslyn. Jordan#39;s brother James retired in 2006 as the Command Sergeant Major of the 35th Signal Brigade of the XVIII Airborne Corps in the U.S. Army.[131] He married Juanita Vanoy in September 1989, and they have two sons, Jeffrey Michael and Marcus Ja
Fresh off celebrating her 35th birthday, Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker were spotted having a romantic night out at Beso Restaurant in Los Angeles last night. But Tony, it’s not really a date when you take your wife the restaurant she owns.
We spotted Eva Longoria out celebrating her 35th birthday with lunch at the W Hotel in Miami. The actress, who dined with celeb pals including Kim Kardashian and Robin Antin , flashed a playful peace sign. Way to stay young at heart!
Filed under: Exclusives , Tiger Woods Tiger Woods’ #1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, never got paid a single penny … at least not from the club throwing her birthday party later this month.TMZ has learned Rachel will be celebrating her 35th at a club in Palm Beach, FL called 251 PB — and … Permalink