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Blake Lively Is Just Perfection

OMG! I absolutely love this Blake Lively chick, she’s perfect. Here she is out the other night in what I can only assume is the dress she’s going to wear to our wedding at a Cuban two star all inclusive resort. I thought I wasn’t supposed to see it before the wedding? It better not be bad luck. I guess it doesn’t really matter, the whole thing is happening in my delusional mind anyway… Oprah Winfrey and that dog from Fraggle Rock are going to be there.

Kelly Brook’s Hottie Tour Continues

Kelly Brook has steadily been working her way up the hot chick ladder over the last year or so and I for one absolutely love it. Here she is showing off her sexy long legs at the premiere of Piranha 3D the other night. This is exactly what I’m looking for in life, an extremely hot woman with awesome cleavage and amazing legs who likes to get all dressed up to see terrible movies. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

Tabitha Taylor Has Massive Potential

I have no idea who this Tabitha Taylor woman is, but there’s something I really really really like about her. I know I say that a lot, but most of the time it’s just because I can’t be bothered to write anything interesting about these chicks, but this time I really mean it. Honestly, I have no idea who she is, it doesn’t matter, she’s got tits coming out of her ears and I like it. Enjoy.

Erica Chevillar’s Massive Nobody Sideboob

I absolutely love blond nobodies with lots of make up and big fake boobies who pose for the cameras like they’re superstar pornstars or strippers who don’t have to do the lap dance thing. Here’s some sort of random MMA chick Erica Chevillar giving us quite a nice little look at her massive sideboob. If you stare at her boob long enough you start to get a little confused as to what you’re looking at…. Confused and aroused at the same time.

Ashley Greene Has Trouble With Her Top

I absolutely love hot women in their sweet workout outfit, it let’s me know they’re at least trying to stay fit, especially when the hottie in question is Ashley Greene . Here she is walking the streets in her nice spandex having a little trouble containing her boobs with that top of hers. This is a clever clothing design if you ask me, a top that never really stays in place long enough to keep the boobs covered. Brilliant. Next I want to see dresses that are so light that they can’t help but be blown up by even the slightest breeze. Hot.

I’m In Love With Hilary Duff’s Skinny Jeans

I want to make some sort of lame joke about Hilary Duff looking chubby or soft now that she’s engaged to the hockey playing douche, but she looks so good that I’m having a little trouble with it. I make fun of hipsters in skinny jeans all the time, but put them on a hot chick like Hilary, throw in some sexy ass high heels and I absolutely love them. I’d probably have to use surgical scissors to cut them off to get at the goods, but that would just make it more exciting. Call me.

Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix

This is what I like to see, Kelly Brook dressed as a hot little nerdy dominatrix. So nice. I’ve always liked hot nerdy girls in glasses and I absolutely love a chick in a latex bodysuit, so put them together and my pants get really tight. And I don’t mean because I’ve just eaten an entire cookie tray of Rice Krispie squares, I mean because all the blood in my body has rushed into my penis causing it to grow substantially. I don’t know what it’s called, but it happens to me alot when I first wake up and when I ride a bicycle for some reason. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Gets Felt Up

Leave it to Katy Perry to bring an inappropriate amount of hipster cleavage to the Nickelodoen Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend. Not that I care, I absolutely love cleavage, and I don’t have any piss pants running around the house asking me strange question about boobs and why Katy’s are so much bigger than mommy’s. I’m a little jealous of the sleeveless douche who gets to feel up her ass under the pretense that he’s “fixing” her costume. I’d like to “fix” those boobs with my face. Ha! more pictures of the Katy Perry here

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bikini Contest

Oh my, I absolutely love bikini contests, here is a good example of what I’m talking about. Girl, bikini, gyrations. Enjoy. Bikini Contest Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bikini Contest

Cheryl Tweedy Might Want To Have That Removed

Most of my readers already know how much I absolutely love Cheryl Tweedy so any chance I get to post pictures of her I take, even if she’s wearing a dress I can really do without. Massive shoulders pads

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Cheryl Tweedy Might Want To Have That Removed