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REVIEW: Sofia Coppola Brings a Delicate Touch, and Sure-Handed Precision, to Somewhere

Some of those who have already written about Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere have categorized it, in a kind of lazy shorthand, as a movie about the “emptiness of celebrity.” But Somewhere is really a Western — a Western without cactuses or rocks or horses, but one that, even so, takes place under a special kind of sunlight found only in L.A., in an environment that’s wild and ruthless under its veneer of civilization. The character of the land means everything in Somewhere : Wide boulevards lined with palm trees make for an illusory endless frontier; giant billboards advertise nothing in particular — they’re big because they can be. This is a place where you can lose your way without even taking a wrong turn, and sure enough, the hero of this particular story is a man who has temporarily lost himself. Still, the city’s beauty — either sitting in plain sight under the sizzling noon sun or semi-hidden in the dusk — is peculiar and specific and alluring. L.A. — and the idea of Hollywood, if not the actual neighborhood — is heartless and fabulous. It’s a place to really be a man — or not.

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12 Films of Christmas: Gremlins

This selection from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas gives us a horror hit that forever changed portrayals of Christmas — not to mention the MPAA : On a trip to New York City, unsuccessful inventor Rand Peltzer (Hoyt Axton) searches for a Christmas present for his son Billy (Zach Galligan), and in Chinatown he finds an adorable creature known as a mogwai. The old shopkeeper (Keye Luke) refuses to sell it, but his grandson secretly lets Rand have it for $300. There are rules to be followed in keeping the creature: Keep it away from bright light, don’t let it get wet, and don’t feed it after midnight.

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12 Films of Christmas: Gremlins

Slideshow: The 10 Biggest MPAA Debacles of 2010

Ah, another year, another series of enigmatic clues as to how the MPAA ratings board actually makes its decisions. And then an equal number of films try to challenge the mystifying organization to gain free publicity. 2010 was no exception, with a wide variety of contradictions, exceptions and just completely baffling decisions, and so in our grand year-end tradition, let’s take a look at the 10 biggest MPAA debacles of 2010.

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Slideshow: The 10 Biggest MPAA Debacles of 2010

Ah, another year, another series of enigmatic clues as to how the MPAA ratings board actually makes its decisions. And then an equal number of films try to challenge the mystifying organization to gain free publicity. 2010 was no exception, with a wide variety of contradictions, exceptions and just completely baffling decisions, and so in our grand year-end tradition, let’s take a look at the 10 biggest MPAA debacles of 2010.

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Slideshow: The 10 Biggest MPAA Debacles of 2010

Mid-Day Discussion: Quickie iPad Impressions

It’s the Monday after a holiday, so my work day has been pretty hectic so far. Whenever I have a chance, I’ve been booting up my iPad and playing with Apple’s latest touch-fueled device. I’ll return with much deeper hands-on impressions of the iPad soon, but here are quick thoughts: The landscape keyboard actually makes writing e-mails feasible, not a pain Moving in and out of applications is so fast it almost lack of multi-tasking irrelevant An iPad is, by far, the coolest way to spend a lazy Sunday on the couch Games are fairly expensive, especially ones based on existing franchises, and rushed The “oooh” moment from non-techies comes from flipping a book’s page with your finger I shouldn’t have woken up at 4am, as the iPad didn’t sell out and I could have slept in Dear Time , no one is going to pay for and download a brand-new Time app every week If you have any other questions, I’ll be watching the comments! Plenty more coverage soon. Have something to share? Sitting on a news tip? E-mail me . You can also follow me on Twitter . Apple – Twitter – IPad – Online Communities – Social Networking

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Mid-Day Discussion: Quickie iPad Impressions

Nugget From The Net: Unreleased Final Fight Intro Confuses And Amuses

The following video, posted over at Capcom-Unity.com , may or may not be the unreleased intro for the Japanese version of the classic brawler Final Fight , but either way, it’s one of the most amazingly bizarre gaming gems I’ve seen in a while. Honestly, if “Many violences are happening!!” doesn’t get you geared up for Final Fight: Double Impact hitting PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade next week, I don’t know what will. Source: Capcom-Unity Final Fight – PlayStation Network – Capcom – Double Impact – Xbox Live Arcade

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Taliban Figure Apprehended, Kardashians Earn High Ratings, Newspaper Reports

Why are newspapers on the verge of bankruptcy? There are a few theories: they don’t charge for online content; immediate access to news via the Internet and cable news have made them irrelevant; and they have their priorities confused. If you need an example of the latter point, look no further than a copy of The Los Angeles Times from last week: The newspaper feauted Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian on its FRONT page, immediately below news on President Obama’s health care plans and the capture of a major Taliban figure. Imagine what happens if Khloe actually makes a sex tape . She might be above the fold next time!

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Taliban Figure Apprehended, Kardashians Earn High Ratings, Newspaper Reports

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

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Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

Leighton Meester’s New Shitty Music Career of the Day

I am going to start this off as saying that I am not a music producer, or a musical person. I don’t play instruments and I don’t makes songs, I can’t sing, although I do karaoke sometimes while drunk, where the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany is my song of choice because it is the only song I remember the words to, don’t ask why, cuz I don’t know, maybe I was a gay man in the 80s who died of aids before being reincarnated into a 20 year old Mexican drunk, so my opinion strictly comes from a very ignorant place called my personal tastes and not from some academy of arts acceptance board like I was in the movie Flashdance and Leighton Meester and her halfway house gutter pussy that slept its way to the top, instead of on the street corner like everyone thought she would, impressing us by re-inventing the fucking wheel and producing something good, but I do know that this is typical bullshit generic garbage that every other crossover trash has tried and listening to it annoys me but knowing gossip girl fans everywhere will buy it actually makes me mad. The only good from this is that they will follow her lead and make sex tapes to get ahead, cuz the world may have enough shitty pop, but will never have enough amateur sex tapes of girls who think they are hot enough to be naked on cam

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10 Loudest and Most Hilarious Barney Frank Outbursts

A tribute to Representative Barney Frank and his ever persistent ability to tell people what he thinks. Here are the top 10: Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment