Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos… I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio posted a topless selfie because at the tail end of her career as a half naked hooker who got overpaid based on her looks – in a world where there are so many hot chicks and the fact that this one out of the pile of hot chicks made it – makes zero to no sense….and not just because she’s Catholic, but because there’s nothing to her…showing your tits in a calculated “trying to keep up with the young youngs”…is encouraged…because it’s not fully shameless yet.. I prefer her bikini dance video….and since this is about what I prefer…my useless opinion that has no real substance, value or authority…that’s all I have to say about it.. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Racy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio saw the paparazzi and pulled down her shirt….like a woman getting pulled over by a cop for a burnt out tail light – you know hoping to get out of the charge on some MONTANA Fishburne shit….or more approrpriate like a single mother hooker working the streets on a slow night trying to be extra appealing to the random men driving around looking for a tranny while their wife is at home with their sick kid and they just need a release…you know like most tranny fuckers do.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Workin it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been wondering why we haven’t been seeing Miley Cyrus do any of her usual tongue action and topless routine lately, and now I know why. See, according to this Billboard cover, Miley’s “left behind the pasties” and pot so she can become a singer-songwriter and heal the nation. I don’t think that’s supposed to be a joke, but go ahead and laugh, because that’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in months. Anyway, I guess that’s why these pictures are so tame (for her). Here’s hoping this is just a phase she grows out of.
I keep saying how good Alessandra Ambrosio looks for her age, and how the super-hot MILF isn’t in any danger of losing her spot as the world’s hottest supermodel anytime soon. But I guess she’s got to be at least a little worried about getting older, because here she is giving the camera some topless tongue action just like the kids do. I know lots of moms try to act their kids to look “cool” and “with it.” Only difference is, when Alessandra does it, it actually works. Enjoy.
It’s pretty hard to make a lingerie ad, be it a commercial or print ad, any better. It’s hot ladies wearing next to nothing, that is something we all want to gaze upon. But when you toss in Kirsten Dunst, Rashida Jones, and the legendary Lauren Hutton in a Calvin Klein lingerie video and you’ve got yourself a masterpiece. … read more
OK, so the Kendall Jenner Love Magazine video was a complete fail, and I was hoping that this Alessandra Ambrosio would be better, but I stopped watchign the video after 5 seconds when I realized once again they took a hot chick in a bikini and tried to make it arty. F#ck off! What’s wrong with millennials. Just take the girl, get her on her hands and knees, a$$ up and call it a day! Simple, yet effective!
Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini with her friends – doing the classic topless with her friends butt shot pic you’ve seen before, or at least that I’ve seen before… So she’s a bikini model…and as I’ve discussed earlier…I fucking love bikinis…more than girls naked and fucking…more than girls in their underwear…more than the girl in the bikinis…the bikini is where the magic happens…unless they wear it too long while it is wet and it gives them a yeast infection…because yeast infections smell…while bikinis don’t smell even when they do smell because represent so much more good in the world than the girl wearing them…they are a spiritual experience… What isn’t a spiritual experience is Alessandra Ambrosio the old mom in a bikini again…I mean she probably thinks some gods found her and made this happen but she bores me, even though this is kind of what she does…and has always done it and is amazing she still does it…or people want her doing it….and pay her to do it…but they do…because they are lazy, she’s got a name, and they like doing what they are told to do…they see her as status…even when there is far more hot young pussy out there better suited… Here are pics of her and her friends – I have no idea who they are – but jerking off to people’s vacation pics – is always the best…it is one of those sacred things we’ve lost now that social media is less about the subtle and occasional bikini pic here and there…but is straight bikini photoshoots…that get boring. The post Alessandra Ambrosio and her Friends Topless in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
