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Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day

Old lady Alessandra Ambrosio loves her breasts implants…and I guess so do the people who are using her to promote their weird beach body jewelry – that they obviously overpay her for thanks to Victoria’s Secret pricing her out – in photos that are not that exciting or interesting – because 40 year old moms, model or not, are best seen topless getting their annual mammogram….not in photos… I say that, but I don’t actually mean it, I sext with a handful of 40 year old moms and it’s always more substantial than the younger girls – because they’re all porned out also, but haven’t lived it out… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Titty Jewelry Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do… All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

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Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Modeling of the Day

Billionaire Heiress and likely brat…who is trying her best to take over LA like she was Paris Hilton….because that’s what Billionaire Heiress do….especially when they are new money….who just need to throw that cash around in the trashiest of way possible to make as much noise in the process as possible….from buying the Spelling Mansion to modeling bikinis…to show off her fake tits…this 28 year old may be someone worth trying to K-Fed cuz she’s worth a lot of money – but beyond that…she’s pretty worthless…filled with daddy issues and no soul…like most rich girls…who are just as bad as strippers and porn chicks…they just do it in designer clothes and can afford the abortions…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amanda Bynes Did this to her Face of the Day

Amanda Bynes is my kind of crazy girl…but only because she’s got long legs and great tits that she shows off because she likes to put herself out there….it is all part of her mentally unstable breakdown that has lead to getting her in trouble with the law for being on drugs and drunk…and driving….in what some people say is a cry for attention and that I just say is a lot of fun…because whenever you find a teen star who was exploited by her parents who can’t get work….and who people stop caring about…trying to find herself…you get a good time…it is like they are going through the teen rebellion they would have gone through if they weren’t too busy being puppeteered by their parents for cash…..so seeing her pierce her face like some 14 year old at the mall…makes me happy…it’s that regressive teen angst in her 20s that leads to a lot of fun….and now all I need is to join her entourage….seriously…

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Demi Moore’s Old Lady Bikini Retreat of the Day

Demi Moore has lost her fucking mind…these things happen when you turn 60 …it is called Dementia….that was brought on when she lost her 35 year old husband to younger girls…who she was cradle robbing…and whoshe probably shouldn’t have ever married because it was unnatural and weird…you know with her menopause and him with his ability to fuck any girl around….instead of one in diapers…. It was all because you couldn’t accept being old as fuck…throwing money at it like it would make her Peter Pan….and now she’s in a bikini at some thing I can only assume is a ritual where she is trying to get her head together….you know to move onto other young guys to fill her void that is a battered, saggy, vagina…and she’s doing it in a bikini…and it is weird….. The good news is there are 1000s of 20 year olds willing to get with her just to never have to work again..she should try to poor down on his luck twink like she was Shauna Sand…instead of going for the famous ones who don’t really need anything she has to offer except maybe her baked goods…cuz old ladies are good at baked goods.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Blake Lively and Her Whore Boots of the Day

This is my second Gossip Girl post today and I’ve never even seen the show, but I am thinking that maybe it’s time to start. Not because these useless celebrity chicks on the show are slowly winning me over with their long amazing legs, or because of the lesbian shit (see previous post) but because it is safe to say a lot of younger girls watch the shit and it’s nice to have something to talk to them about, you know having some common ground can lead to serious blowjobs, especially if you work as a substitute teacher….just something to think about while looking at Lively’s legs in some expensive street whore boots…. Pics via Fame

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