Here are some pictures I should have taken of Genevieve Morton making us breakfast, before hitting the gym, after I stuck it in her ass….but she didn’t invite me to participate, she had some other asshole take the pics of her while ignoring my attempts at seducing her by calling her mean names – or fat – thinking that it would make her love me. You know school yard games…when really…in my soul…while staring at her ass…I think she’s perfect enough to try to knock up…with my mouth…
I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench… It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.
The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…
Gwen Stefani Freed the Nipple… I know…I’m shocked she has breasts too… I thought she was a tranny…and I think Gavin Rossdale did too, that’s why he married her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There was a time when I just assumed Gwen Stefani was a dude…or that anyone who thought she was hot was into dudes. Because she lacked a certain level of femininity…and that fact that her ripped, muscular body was fine, but still manly was proven when she got married to a guy who has an ongoing love affair with trannies…it’s like he’s not about the ladies, more about the lady boys…or ladies who look like boys…but I guess pregnancy and what are probably implants, made her the girl she once tried to convince us that she was through a song dedicated to her being “Just a Girl”…kinda like when a car salesman says “TRUST ME” over and over again…and it becomes a little suspect…. Either, here’s her instagram…
Brazil may be the biggest fucking losers in history of sports – not that I would know – because I don’t watch that homo shit… But as far as I’m concerned…they’re winners.. Here’s Ana Beatriz Barros, one of their many amazing things we love about Brazil….in GQ….
Tomorrow, Lui Magazine releases their summer issue… For those of you who don’t know, Lui Magazine , is one of those fashion magazines that is pretty much what Playboy used to be, it presents nude models in a “classy” and artistic way, makes ad money, and in turn releases models who would otherwise not show their vaginas, because they work for Victoria’s Secret, showing their vagina…so clearly, they are doing something right…and any excuse to get a girl naked that works is an excuse I like.. Plus, the photographer MARK SEGAL is pretty fucking awesome This issue features: Magdalena Frackowiak Emily Didonato Sara Sampaio Lais Riberio Isabeli Fontana Karmen Peradu AND it is amazing – Check Out Lui Magazine
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