I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave… But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas… I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman. The post Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear… I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity… So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it.. The post Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing… There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you…. Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is Russian, so that means she’s disciplined, and knows her objectives and the tasks needed to reach those objectives. Whether it’s getting out of Russia and making herself famous….getting campaigns and cashing in as a top model cuz she’s hot… Or knowing to lock in the A-Lister Brad Cooper – by getting knocked up by him – knowing it’ll keep on paying….in perpetuity. She was 31 it was time… Clever Russian… She also knows how to pose…her body to hide the damage of the baby weight, or maybe their is no Baby weight…Russians are crazy….with their gold medal wins and nuclear warfare and etc…. I’m still a fan, even though her vagina is broken, despite being a gold winner…. Maybe you’re more into Serena WIlliams Pregnancy announcement…with dot com Billionaire Reddit dude… The post Irina Shayk “Pre Sunset” Post “Lottery Ticket” Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying… Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to…. Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit… She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it… She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes… But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics. The post Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying… Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to…. Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit… She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it… She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes… But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics. The post Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model… I just say that she’s booked a GUESS? campaign, so I guess she’s an actual model, but don’t let GUESS? trick you with their making a bitch legit…they are the people who took porn looking Anna Nicole Smith and made her big pre-dead tits matter….and she was the ultimate in Sugar Babies…maybe the owner of the brand, a nice Moroccan likes the non Jewish girls who like money…. This photoshoot is nothing to do with Guess?…but it happened…. She was also at an event…but here she is in her casual outfit….cuz bitch gets around. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kat Del Toro. The Future. The post Kara Del Toro Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I forgot to post Ashley Graham at Coachella Bikini erotica for the chubby chasers, because Ashley Graham is fat, and like all fat chicks, she’s second rate. Sure she’s making money, and has polarized being fat as being healthy, in a world of delusional people who hate taking accountablity for themselves… You see, if Ashley Graham changed her diet, she could be skinny, but why would she do that, not one will hire her as a mdoel if she was skinny… People wonder where her confidence comes…it’s in the followers and money she’s making. I think it’s gotta do with black dudes….black guys is that they are good looking, they have big dicks, they are athletic and they like fat white girls….so imagine an era when fat white girls, even the pretty ones couldn’t get laid, or if they did it was with some loser lame white dude who couldn’t get laid, now having animalistic porno sex like she’s the star of a rap video. That must boost an ego! Now couple that with people needing to speak to fat chicks, who are protesting the girls they actually want to use…and choose her…but they all know she’s fat and behind her back they call her fat…and her doctors know she’s fat too…cuz he’s fat…she just thinks it doesn’t matter… I am fat – i am not about to stand out there topless saying “this is the new fit” because I feel good about myself now that i have new energy from my sleep apnea machine. It’s delusional I think Ashley Graham just speaks to the era, media people, feel they have to give fat love or they’re assholes. Yet most don’t want to be fat. The market is just fat. So celebrate fat….and with fat comes big monster tits….so stare at those… The post Ashley Graham Slow Motion So You See All the Ripples Fat Chick Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map… Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC.. But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us. The post Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
