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Arianny Celeste Looking Alright Naked in Tulum Mexico of the Day

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pics in TULUM of Arianny Celeste by a photographer called BAD BOI …who may be the brother of Outkast member Big BoI….or just a 1996 internet handle like GRRRL….or BOI….or GURL…back in the AOL / mIRC / Yahoo! Chat days…magic… I don’t know if Celeste is still doing the UFC, I assume she is, like the den mother old timer, who only exists because of the UFC…which I guess was a lottery ticket for her…because a weathered UFC girl is a little more forgiving or established than a weathered Vegas call girl who does bottle service…to meet her clients… I guess these pics are good….even if they bore me…and seem like every one photoshoot to ever happen on instagram…she’s “implied” naked…thanks to some pedals…and you should be excited by this. The post Arianny Celeste Looking Alright Naked in Tulum Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….if these are even considered tits…they are more monstrous protrusions glued to her chest…and these are the scaled down version….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…and no one actually cares about her or remembers her… But she represents a simpler pre-social media time, where she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women do….. The key is to have no shame, bo dignity, serious body dysmorphia, but a winning personality and charm, but more importantly…a winning approach to tits…it’s like go big or go home because if you’re gonna play this titty game, play hard….with hard…ready to explode tits… So she’s on the beach topless like she should be…whether it’s a cry for attention, or a not giving a fuck, because her tits aren’t even hers, they are just these accessories, or not…and as much as it is weird, scary, terrifying it may be…it’s LEGENDARY…and feels so right. The post Jordan Katie Price Clown Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner and Paris Jackson are BFFs…obviously… You know a couple fame whore spoiled bra rich kids who have nothing better to do than walk around with exposed body parts for attention – because both their fathers are/were freaks of nature…one dead from his insane drug addiction / the other dead because he chopped his dick off….both totally vapid and understanding of each other’s plight..and there for each other despite having no souls thanks to being raised how they were raised….even though I don’t know these twats…it’s pretty obvious… BUT Maybe they aren’t friends at all…and it’s just Kendall’s gnarly camel toe and Paris’ nipples that are friends..as they are reduced to just that to me…the rest of them is just host body to carry their attention seeking body parts…despite having enough money to fuck off…they choose “take pics of me” narcissism…the kinds of girls who masturbate to pictures of themselves…the worst. The post Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Megan Williams of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought Megan Williams was some instagram model with 150,000 followers – so she must be really fucking important…but it turns out she’s got 250,000 followers and isn’t just an instagram model…but rather an actual model who has worked for GUESS since 2013….as a GUESS GIRL like she was Anna Nicole Smith….without the whole being a fucking legend…but we can assume she’s on the same pay program… Not to reduce her to an Anna Nicole Smith, even though Anna Nicole Smith was a fucking legend….and anyone who could be the next Anna Nicole would be lucky…and really won’t happen because you can’t replace a legend….she also worked with Victoria’s Secret, and is with their main Agency…so I assume that’s the whole hustle she’s on… Well…part of that is doing topless shoots to show the world she’s serious…so here is UK model Megan Williams…being serious. The post Megan Williams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chloe Grace Moretz has such a creepy fan base…you. She’s heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, social awkward, creeper with mental disorders, comic book people…like you…who all are really into her beacuase they are easily excitable…when it comes to vagina… They think she’s “really cute…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…assuming they think much more than “Look at her in those spandex suits as she was going through puberty….can’t wait til she turns 18″….well she’s 18…and the paparazzi are following her around as she wears shorts..in what is pretty much not erotic…but more importantly…remind me of 45 year old mom Reese Witherspoon….the last thing you’d want in an 18 year old you’ve been watching ripen to the point in which you can legally say you want to fuck. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is still on vacation. Tits out. Who Rita Ora is or why she is famous is still a mystery to anyone who recognizes the name Rita Ora… But her tits out on Vacation attempt to be a good explanation of what her deal is… TITS!! Shameless tits. So empowering. The post Rita Ora – Still on Vacation in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance… Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids… But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over… Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over… The post Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right.. Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall. The post Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak… That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times. The post Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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