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BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day

I want you all to know, in the even that you were really concerned, that Bella Hadid had a relaxing weekend in what I assume was the motherland, my Motherland, not her motherland, Mexico…cuz she’s Palestinian and probably wouldn’t be there supporting Palestine, as all her employers are Jewish and she’s practically Jewish…and shouldn’t really be on the whole “down with the Jews” with her people…because she’s got money to make, and she’s so far removed from Palestine that it just makes for cool conversation to have when people ask why she’s brown-ish….and strapped with suicide bombs… I mean…this girl is more valley girl than Anything, up on some Clueless shit, but less clueless than all the people who follow her, support her, think she’s hot or meaningful so brands continue to use her in campaigns….it makes zero fucking sense to me. But she’s in a bikini, recharging from all that work of having to show up to have your picture taken – which feels good on the ego…and that’s a good enough distraction from everything else that’s relatively shit about her…which happens to be most things besides her inheritance and I guess now the money she’s banked for herself…instead of spreading it amongst people who need it – brands like throwing fuel in the rich person fire…disgusting…. There’s more… The post BElla Hadid Relaxing and Recharging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day

Christina Milian is garbage…and I am not just saying that because she’s a black woman, color doesn’t factor into really anything I do…but people like to think that it does because they are basic and don’t understand there is more to calling a whore a whore than the color of her skin…..and my judgements are based on her being a mom in her 30s with a lot of fucking money – craving the ratchet stripper – Kim Kardashian life – for no real reason other than feeling like it’s something she can dominate, something she can really drive him, and have fun while making money in the process…and in every move she makes…she’s half naked, at a pool party, raging…not being a mom…because she likes being a stereotype…instead of breaking down stereotypes…however we all know she’s spin it…to being empowered or whatever…but the fact is she doesn’t need to be doing any of this yet she is… I guess there’s something erotic in that… Out in bikini pics, showing off tits, because you want to, not because you have to…maybe it is empowerment…WHO KNOWS….but there’s a bunch of them with they name branded tattoos together showing their mom asses….and I guess that makes for hanging out at a resort more fun… The post Christina Milian Still Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home… Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it…. I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful…. So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end…. The post Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video…. Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit… The post Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong…. Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images.. Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day

This is Ruthie from 7th Heaven. I never watched 7th Heaven, because I am not a weirdo virgin loser who likes shows like that, but I know the dad turned out to be a sex offender, which is hilarious because sex offenders as a whole are a funny breed…probably not to their victims, but to me…because I am a sick fuck who laughs at those kinds of things. That said, Jessica Biel and her slutty shoot were the highlight of that show, this little one wasn’t really on the radar, and missed her opportunity to really shine because she was too young…but that doesn’t mean she can put out pics of herself in her underwear…you know..to remind you she’s here and she’s ready for her Jessica Biel moment…if only Details Magazine hadn’t gone bankrupt…right. RIGHT! Great selfie though, headless….badly lit…amateur…erotic. The post Mackenzie Rosman Bra and Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day

I like Lily Collins…all I have to say about her can be expressed in this song… That when her dad dies, she will be getting all the royalties on…..along with her share of whatever is left from what the song has already earned her dad….who was never around enough for her…because she’s a whiner and whiners like having “issues” they can blame their shortcomings on…. An inheritance I wish was spent on my children with Lily Collins…because she’s hot and I’d like to cum in her….for K-Fed inspired reasons…and for love…and because I love cumming in bitches…it makes it feel real… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Collins in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mom and Daughter – Get their Clits Pierced Together and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Activist VS White Power Just a Retard Jerking Off in the Subway Arabs Freak Over Couple Fucking in a Car Drunk Driver VS Stairs Mini Van Hits Biker – Twice… Feeding a Cobra Water Current Mood… The post Mom and Daughter – Get their Clits Pierced Together and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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