Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in… She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host… She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares… The post Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Juliana Schurig is great. This is a shoot for some magazine called TUSH, which I don’t know or think is a porn magazine, but it might as well should be – because a girl with a coinslot pussy in a pair of pantyhose – is fucking everything…. Sure I have a pantyhose fetish, sure I have a model willing to show her pussy fetish, when said model is trying to be mainstream and fashion and not gutter webcam shit…fetish…and sure I’m a pathetic loser who is an easy sell – but this is glorious. Keep up the good work fashion… The post Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Juliana Schurig is great. This is a shoot for some magazine called TUSH, which I don’t know or think is a porn magazine, but it might as well should be – because a girl with a coinslot pussy in a pair of pantyhose – is fucking everything…. Sure I have a pantyhose fetish, sure I have a model willing to show her pussy fetish, when said model is trying to be mainstream and fashion and not gutter webcam shit…fetish…and sure I’m a pathetic loser who is an easy sell – but this is glorious. Keep up the good work fashion… The post Juliana Schurig Nude Fashion Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low… There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did… But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her… Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front…. I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate. It is embarrassing…. The post Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My girl, who is not actually my girl because she doesn’t know that I exist, but who I consider my girl, because I follow her on social media more aggressively that I follow anyone, and I’m not really the only one following her, millions upon millions of people are, but that’s because Bella Thorne is a young slutty selfie producer and she has commercial success…which is exactly what we’re looking for and need….in a world where most slutty selfies producers aren’t commercially successful… The interesting thing about her that ins’t that interesting is that she really fucking loves her nipple rings…and wants you to love them also…so STARE and appreciate…show the girl some respect and give her what she wants…your attention…making her a wonderful gift… The post Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist…. And those people are me… But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives…. I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy… But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why… All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered The post Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marloes Horst is amazing. Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having a great fucking face to want to smear your dick on….a face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties in part of the money making program..but I guess we’re in an era of all girls using their titties…for pretty much everything. Marloes Horst is The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…he’s a nub… Marloes Horst is doing a shoot for some trendy brand…and I guess nipples are part of the trends…THANK goodness her name rhymes with whore(st)….because I love whores…. The post Marloes Horst Hand Bra, Nipples and Ass in Mom Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever… I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter. I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little… The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people. The post Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who is now a model…and in this photoshoot she did with Mert the overrated photographer according to me, but not to the fashion world who buy into his shit, she opens up about what she wanted to be a model: My biggest interest was paying attention to the way a model could enhance a photo, rather than just being a part of it. That’s why I wanted to be a model. She left out the part of “I’m a vapid cunt and like being validated and celebrated for being hot, because my mom was a model, my dad fucks models, and we make good money for doing nothing, not that I need money…I did it for the go”…. I thought it was interesting all the people it took to make this happen, and really there’s more people involved in the process….and this is as good as it gets.. You have – the magazine it’s from, the photographer, the stylist with the clothes, the hair dude, the make-up person….their assistants…lighting people….retouchers….that’s like 6 to 12 people to make this image happen….everyone getting paid their day rates…to make this image happen..pretty depressing… But not as great as this feedback on the shoot from the “geniuses’ getting paid at hand…. What was your concept for this shoot? Mert: We just wanted to be ourselves. This is what we do when we go out—we look in the camera and make silly faces. Gigi: We wore matched ripped jeans and shirts. Comfortable in our sexiness. Mert: And barefoot! Comfortable in their sexiness…totally…you dumb cunt. The post Look How Many Gigi Hadid Needs to Look Worth Fucking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who is now a model…and in this photoshoot she did with Mert the overrated photographer according to me, but not to the fashion world who buy into his shit, she opens up about what she wanted to be a model: My biggest interest was paying attention to the way a model could enhance a photo, rather than just being a part of it. That’s why I wanted to be a model. She left out the part of “I’m a vapid cunt and like being validated and celebrated for being hot, because my mom was a model, my dad fucks models, and we make good money for doing nothing, not that I need money…I did it for the go”…. I thought it was interesting all the people it took to make this happen, and really there’s more people involved in the process….and this is as good as it gets.. You have – the magazine it’s from, the photographer, the stylist with the clothes, the hair dude, the make-up person….their assistants…lighting people….retouchers….that’s like 6 to 12 people to make this image happen….everyone getting paid their day rates…to make this image happen..pretty depressing… But not as great as this feedback on the shoot from the “geniuses’ getting paid at hand…. What was your concept for this shoot? Mert: We just wanted to be ourselves. This is what we do when we go out—we look in the camera and make silly faces. Gigi: We wore matched ripped jeans and shirts. Comfortable in our sexiness. Mert: And barefoot! Comfortable in their sexiness…totally…you dumb cunt. The post Look How Many Gigi Hadid Needs to Look Worth Fucking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
