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Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body…. She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Monaghan is some hot bodied 40 year old – who while everyone is out there crying about the vote…even after tweeting for people to vote -because she’s famous – despite me having to google her – and that’s her duty to fit into the scene….Michelle Monaghan still managed to show off her hot body in a bikini…for a photoshoot – because apparently her life is very very important…where she must spend her days frolicking around in a bikini at 40..probably to get press to ride her fame…or to celebrate her hot body…. She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….maybe Michelle Monaghan should run for president…she’d be almost as easy to jerk off to as your first lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Monaghan Hot in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day

Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything…. Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked… So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America… The post Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joudan Dunn Weird See Through of the Day

Here’s a token Jourdan Dunn is a see through outfit…with weird nipple pasties because why not get seen.. Jourdan Dunn is a black British model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Denzel Washington…he’s in everything or Oprah had she not been molested and turnd to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…these black don’t all look the same and don’t all live in the ghettos of America despite what TRUMP thinks… But white run brands need to racistly cast the black people to not get criticized…and she’s eating it up…because make that money… The post Joudan Dunn Weird See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day

Bregjie Heinen has one of the most offensive names in modeling. It’s the sound made during a throat fucking porn when the 20 year old who just moved to LA to get famous thanks to the constant promises of some creepy “model manager”…to make them a star…ends up on her first boy/girl scene….ravaged…you know banged the fuck out for 6-9 weeks before having to go home broken, with a drug addiction, forced to find Jesus and become obese working at Walmart…THE DREAM…. She’s dutch, she’s hot, her ass is great and she’s in some piss soaked photos by favorite hipster / garbage not because the pics are bad but because the pics are lame, have no soul and are a rip off at good things…photographer Zooey Grossman…who has the ability to take the same picture 1000 times…over and over and now people pay them… Either way – shitty pics, repetitive pics or not, Bregjie Heinen has a great ass… The post Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old… TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Realizes Her Social Media is Getting Boring of the Day

Bella Thorne, an actress who you’ve heard of from being slutty on social media, has been fading out or toning down on the shameless half nakedness that used to be a daily thing, I guess her management was on her saying “you’re turning into an insta whore, we need to keep you semi wholesome not whoresome (LOLZ), in order to get you these Disney Jobs….you see half naked is fun and cute in context, once in a while but not daily”….so bitch toned down, got boring, no one posted her nonsense…and I guess she changed that as quickly as she could….before being forgotten, it is the internet generation and people lose interest…so bring the bikini and she did…what a diverse talent… The post Bella Thorne Realizes Her Social Media is Getting Boring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston Whining About Some Shit in Marie Claire of the Day

Dinosaur Jennifer Aniston, who no one actually gives a fuck about, not even her husband….is in a magazine…because the media doesn’t realize that the future generation, the youth, pretty much anyone under 25 who is playing around on social media and making selfies and VLOGS on youtube all day….or watching them…just do not give a fuck about Jennifer Aniston….and the only people who do are over 35 year old women…and a few weird men who don’t let their weird sitcom hard nipple fetishes die….because Aniston…at her peak was being overpaid as the second most popular nipples on TV besides Suzanne Sommers in Three’s Company, who should probably be on the cover of magazines, since the only people still buying magazines are 100 fucking years old… THAT SAID…she posed in sweat pants that supported her menopause body bloat….and whined about her being shamed in the media for no dudes wanting to knock her up…when she should have praised the media for positioning her as if she was actually hot and a sex icon in a world of way hotter girls…making her stupid and underservingly rich. Boring pics for one of the most boring people in the entertainment industry….I mean at least make the dinosaur show the dinosaur nipples… The post Jennifer Aniston Whining About Some Shit in Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Hartzel Hot for Vogue Spain of the Day

Her name is Grace Hartzel… “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana who has made it to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….and has an amazing face…and I love tall and skinny… She’s barely 20…and she’s already shown her vagina…full slit….and bush for editorial, hipster shoot, feminist hustle that’s not feminist at all, because a woman protesting or celebrating her femininity by “NOT” shaving her pubic hair is an absurd protest…it’s as if I was protesting something by taking a daily shit…you see because not shaving is actually easier than shaving…and it’s hotter than shaving…and to think having a bush is anything more than just having a bush…and spinning it like you’re not conforming to male expectations that are really just female expectations and norms they have created…because dudes will fuck anything… But I am still a fan…but this isn’t a bush shot of the past, this is her in Vogue magazine, a bootleg division of Vogue, but still Vogue…and not showing her BUSH because I guess she doesn’t need to anymore – even though I fucking love bush…because it’s not for me…and her pussy exposing hard work has paid off… So girls…show your pussy and you too can get boring shoots in Vogue.. The post Grace Hartzel Hot for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia North Nude Hipster Model with Bush of the Day

Olivia North is someone I’ve never heard of. I’ve never done a post on her and I’ve done a post on everyone. I don’t think I even follow her on instagram and I follow 10,000 sluts, because I like sluts, who take slutty pics of themselves under any and all circumstances and context, but that are still slutty pics, because sluts, especially exhibitionists who let you know they are sluts, while pretending they aren’t sluts because no one wants to admit they are shameless for attention…because that would be slutty…. But I have seen her pussy….and that makes me a better person…with my morning dose of slut… The post Olivia North Nude Hipster Model with Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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