Lindsay Lohan is everything…I forget she exists most of the time, but it’s my birthday and I’ll never forget the magic that she has brought our lives…even though I generally forget Lindsay Lohan…because she’s totally uninteresting, she’s washed up, half dead, boring, and probably never going to have a comeback tour, even though all I want for her birthday is for her to star in the script I wrote based on her life….that involves her having sex with my face until I die….you know to help her win the Academy Award because I am just that talented, and that’s the line I would use to try to trick her when she’s officially hit rock bottom…and her crazy views me as the only hope she has… The post Lindsay Lohan for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
22 year old Australian Maia Mitchell, who apparently an actress who has been in the industry since 2005 when she was 12, leading to a whole bag of issues that come with pushing your kid into working at a young age, motivating them by spoiling them and telling them they are the best, only to realize that they aren’t…makes for crazy… That said, she’s outside a bar, flashing her panties, because she’s a big star on ABC Family you’ve never head of and all I know is that as an Australian, I’d expect her to be playing ping pong with her dick…or something equally outrageous, since Australians are so much fun… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maia Mitchell Panty Flash for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence bores me…even when she tries to be interesting, dramatic, or edgy…wearing a blazer with no undershirt like some kind of harlot..cocktease…who is really just some awkward weirdo who happens to have good tits, we’ve all seen the tits, she had leaked pics and dude got arrested for leaking the pics, making her tits some kind of bank heist caliber tit, seeing as she’s the biggest, highest paid star…. But I just don’t get it…I don’t think there’s anything special about her, I don’t believe acting requires real talent and I don’t think her acting is anything revolutionary…but then again, I always watch movies with contempt knowing these overpaid assholes are just fucking lying to me, and for the most part, it’s really the writer who deserves all the credit, since these twats are all interchangeable…they just don’t think that, it gets in the way of their hollywood egos… I guess what I’m saying is keep trying magazines, and film producers, Jennifer Lawrence peaked with the nudes, and play the victim card like a Kardashian, those nudes are all she should be known for and as responsible casting directors…punished for… What happened to a bitch getting fired for being sleazy and inappropriate…where are the morality clauses…we know it was a cheap PR stunt…but why does she get off, while we get off for it…and continue to work….why can’t they Hulk Hogan her and ban her from the WWF that is her acting career…because I’ve had enough of her…and I’m ready for fresh new pussy…and seeing as it is my birthday…I should get what I want. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Harper’s Bazaar of my Birthday Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailee Steinfeld is a shitty popstar/actress since all actresses are popstars and she was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to when underage, mainly because you are perverts, but also because you’re sad and lonely… It’s not your fault, America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do or have…some forbidden fruit…that we’ve known about since the Bible…making it seem like America wants you to sexualize young girls based on that alone…but I guess you can’t really argue that since murder is illegal and obviously they don’t want you murdering…unless you’re black on black. Well…she’s not underage anymore so you’re weird. drawn to underage girls, watching all those young girl dancing videos on YOUTUBE, is irrelevant even if it’s an issue and need help…. So now, she sexualizes herself, in pantyhose or in her songs about masturbating…hoping you jerk off to her…it’s good for her business… The post Hailee Steinfeld Slutty for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club Lynching of the Day Wall of China Of the Day Neck Kick Knock Out Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day Police Chase in Detroit Cop at Walmart The post Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club Lynching of the Day Wall of China Of the Day Neck Kick Knock Out Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day Police Chase in Detroit Cop at Walmart The post Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you…. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach… Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too…. The post Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not a fashion stylist but I know whatever is going on here is some busting out overstuffed sausage…in overalls, tapping into the farmers daughter fetish, which I guess is better than the PUCK SLUT fetish her Canadian fans, including but not limited to her ex husband, pro Hockey player and Canadian Furniture Heir…because imagining her entitled, spoiled brat, narcissist, child star ass, all fit and thick and round, like she does a lot of squats….is more exciting when you think it’s from carrying buckets for freshly milked milk, or hay barrels, all virginal because the only men she knows is her dad and brothers…..rather than from taking it from the entire team to build morale… I am not a Hilary Duff fan and never was, but some people just fucking love her and get mad when they find out she’s got a new boyfriend, like they were still 16 year old losers, thinking they may have a chance, 20 years later… In 2000, Y2K, I bet a drinking buddy that in my lifetime I would fuck Christina Aguilera…I haven’t, but there is still time, it is almost as delusional as these people in love with famous people they’ll never meet…I was only betting him that because he bought me drinks and I had no intention on fucking Christina Aguilera….I don’t even want to fuck Christina Aguilera now, 16 years later….but at the time I was convinced it was possible and that was pre social media – when it is seemingly more possible… What I am saying is that, Hilary Duff and her juicy mom ass in tight pants are for you to jerk off to, not for you to jerk off on, unless you print out her pictures like one of those weirdos, because there’s no way you’ll get in this…even if it’s not that great. Here’s a better outfit for her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF HILARY DUFF THICKNESS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Overalls are One Size Too Small of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that…. But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are… So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party… But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans… Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody… Doesn’t matter. The post Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
