I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song… It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck… The post Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything…. The post Irina Shayk Naked with a Fish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler will attach herself to anything to get talked about. Her topless social media pics because I guess in her 50s, she feels like she’s still as hot as she was when she fucked producers for acting jobs that turned into comedy career and her own talk show… She’ll sacrifice herself, her dignity and showcase her tits for bigger purpose, or her content or punchline of her joke, because she’s a bit of a joke… But buying into Trump like he’s actually a threat or actually going to be the next president, when clearly he’s working for the democrats and trying to destroy the Republican party from the inside, is just the same cash grab the news are participating in…. I don’t hate any woman getting naked for empowerment, or in Handler’s case, to get attention to promote herself, especially when their fake tits are offensive old lady saggers that make me want to throw up, thanks to her vanity and self absorbed attitude that brings this type of bullshit…bullshit she can keep posting but I’m getting bored of her tits, they are uninteresting, and I’m ready for her to start sticking random objects into her asshole… This is barely clever…but fit old lady in a thong…how could it be bad… Here’s another one of her pics…for publicity…being ironic…but not really… The post Chelsea Handler is Topless Again for Publicity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If Ashley Graham has accomplished anything in her life as a plus sized model, who is fighting that she’s not plus sized, she’s normal sized…it’s that she reaffirms the whole ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…concept that you can work out all day, hell I see the same fat chicks jog by my apartment EVERY FUCKING day in the summer, yet they don’t lose weight, they actually look like they are getting fatter and fatter, because they are… They use an hour of cardio as an excuse to eat an entire fucking cake guilt free… So Graham can continue to assert that she’s healthy, it’s just her bone structure, we’ve heard it all before, she’s not the first fat chick in the history of girls, and she’s sure as hell not the first fat chick trying to convince us she’s hot, because it’s easier than being accountable for being fat….so I’ll watch the fatty do fitness, it’s the premise of of joke and I like jokes…even if she’s positioned it as serious – and it’s working for her… I mean she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, of course she’s into fitness, just ignore her belly hanging over her spandex…. Look at that fat ass….look at it… The post Ashley Graham Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If Ashley Graham has accomplished anything in her life as a plus sized model, who is fighting that she’s not plus sized, she’s normal sized…it’s that she reaffirms the whole ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…concept that you can work out all day, hell I see the same fat chicks jog by my apartment EVERY FUCKING day in the summer, yet they don’t lose weight, they actually look like they are getting fatter and fatter, because they are… They use an hour of cardio as an excuse to eat an entire fucking cake guilt free… So Graham can continue to assert that she’s healthy, it’s just her bone structure, we’ve heard it all before, she’s not the first fat chick in the history of girls, and she’s sure as hell not the first fat chick trying to convince us she’s hot, because it’s easier than being accountable for being fat….so I’ll watch the fatty do fitness, it’s the premise of of joke and I like jokes…even if she’s positioned it as serious – and it’s working for her… I mean she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, of course she’s into fitness, just ignore her belly hanging over her spandex…. Look at that fat ass….look at it… The post Ashley Graham Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich… I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life.. The post Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cindy Crawford was a babe in the 90s, she was the introduction to the supermodel world for a lot of perverts who jerk off now jerk off to supermodels She’s still got it going on and is interested in making sure everyone knows it, you see because it’s her sole responsibility to be as hot as she possibly can, otherwise her husband will just fuck other younger models, and probably does, but still, she should at least try to feel good about herself in her superficial existence where her looks weren’t just celebrated but made her millions… Which is probably why she’s already whoring out her tween daughter to the same industry, I mean might as well cash in on what she’s created, it’s just narcissism at it’s best…she won’t let herself fall apart…she is too vain for that.. The post Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rat Cow does anything she can for a little attention. She is level zero in talent, she’s got nothing to offer and her face is fucking mangled and weird. The only redeeming thing about her is her huge fake tits on her skinny frame, which I guess she’s well aware of because she’s made her career being what the UK has been doing for decades – TITTY GLAMOUR MODELS….only Rat Cow’s not that Glamour…. I don’t hate her for doing what she does, she’s making money and doesn’t need to work, I just hate that people buy into her and think she’s this amazing thing…oh right…no one does that…they just see her tits and her instagram following and follow her and give her work because I guess that’s all we really need in this world of iphone pics making slutty girls millions. I know she’s probably on the outs, but she’s still whoring and that is something we should all support….you know the bootleg model, bootleg actress, bootleg porn chick, bootleg instagram personality combined…makes this… The post Em Rat Cow Rubbing Her Pussy on her Boyfriend’s Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is a Bootleg Rihanna, the word of the day is Bootleg…and bootleg isn’t necessarily a bad thing – it’s just that people lack creativity and the public isn’t open to new or innovative, so even if Rita Ora was more than a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, she is forced to give the people what they are used to in order to sell records…something I don’t think she’s done to date, but she exists…and is in lingerie shooting her new video on the street like a street walker… I guess it’s some tribute or glimpse into how she was found outside the club before she launched her career….having sex with DJs… TO SE THE REST OF HER DOING THIS “SUPERHERO” IN LINGERIE SHIT CLICK HERE I am more into her SNAPCHAT TITS… The post Rita Ora’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
