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Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day

Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. You liked that conversation with myself about weird in bed, romance, selfies of people no one cares about but who are more important than you thanks to network television… I have never been into this one, and seeing married middle aged people in love in bed, living their life of luxury, doesn’t really change that – but she’s got fans, Americans fucking love her. All this to say, what the fuck is this cheesy shit…garbage. The post Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett Sex of the Day

There is some lesbian movie called Carol, where Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett fuck. I like to call movies like this “the play for an Oscar”…because all things lesbian or gender fluid or tranny is very in. It’s the modern “retard” roll….I guess….only all girls are Lesbians, so it makes for great content, even though lesbians are the fucking worst always angry, never cool, and obsessed with dick…even the other day, a Lesbian was working a lesbian coffee shop I accidentally walked into and the lesbian drew a dick on the JAVA ART with the foam, making a comment like “I drew a dick, look it’s a dick”….in an “Oh my god I need dick” kind of way….Lesbians.. Either way here are some of the screenshots of the old granny on younger probably not as lesbian, or I guess it could work both ways, you lesbian recruits old lonely lady, or old lesbian manipulates young girl into lesbian sex, either way – lesbian sex. The post Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Implants – A Retrospective of the Day

I was going to call this Kaley Cuoco a love story….because it’s not really a retrospective since it was just one event for her fake tits, you know one outing….and it is more of a love story because she’s with Stan Lee, the nerd leader for her nerd fans…. Which makes the implants way more fun especially since she is recently divorced and you can now have her all you want (lol) and she has signed that 100 million dollar contract that will add to her already stupid amount of fucking money, because they pay her a stupid amount of fucking money, because she’s on the biggest show ever playing the hot girl to the nerds – and she’s not even hot…. I think she’s better now that she’s got fake tits…and has been getting fit after cheating on her husband but still…she’s nothing great…just don’t tell the nerds, because to them, she’s a beacon of hope as television is their religion and guiding light….and she’s with your god…Stan Lee TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco’s Implants – A Retrospective of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day

I Will never understand the appeal with Goldie Hawn’s daughter, especially since she’s become famous, because I remember reading an Architectural Digest in the 90s, because I was sophisticated back then and she was 18 and not famous yet, you know just in the early stages of riding her mom’s coattails to have a career and perpetuate the life her mom sucked so many dicks for….and I thought she was hot…I admit an 18 year old Kate Hudson in an era where we didn’t know better was hot… But then she got pregnant and banged out everyone in LA, leading to some people like Owen Wilson attempting suicide…all while maintaining the same role in different movies…boring as fuck…even when her braless nipples on her flat mom chest are hard…but that’s probably because she’s old news.. But like Grandma always said…they are still hard nipples. The post Kate Hudson Old Lady Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Helicopter Crash This is a Violent Accident – Caused by a Ball Woman Hides Money So She Doesn’t Get Robbed Backyard Dentistry Cow in the Middle of the Street Gas Station Tough Guy… Iraqi Doctor Bitch Slaps Patient Man Swimming in Local Sewage Tank – Great Job…. The post Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone’s Booty of the Day

Emma Stone is a weird mouthed celebrity….you know another one of these huge stars on the Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence kick that make zero sense to me…not even when I stare at her ass in leggings, because I know that leggings lie, but more imporantly, because I know she’s just overrated, has a huge nerd fanbase, who is relentlessly loyal to her, despite her weird mouth, Makes no sense to me..But bitch gets paid…more than her Soccer Mom Audi Q5 is letting on…bitch gets paid…more than you’d expect her to get paid based on her weird mouth alone… It’s just the way the world works, there are these girls who are just loved and eaten up by hollywood for no real reason at all…other than that producers can get higher budgets for movies and thus line their pockets with more money… The post Emma Stone’s Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Naomi Watts was in Mexico a couple of days ago with her army of Liev Schrieber kids….and the most fascinating thing about her is that she’s 47 years old…and a mom of a bunch of fucking kids… More interesting than her dad being the Pink Floyd tour manager who is on the Dark Side of the Moon record….or that she actually strugged and only really broke out in Hollywood in 2002 thanks to Mulholland Drive and David Lynch, when she was 32, giving all you turning 30 years old girls some hope that maybe your life isn’t over, even though it is probably over, hope, and that hope shouldn’t be that at 50 you’ll be a famous actress, but rather that you’re body will look this good, that sure could be because she’s a famous actress and it is her duty, but maybe, just maybe she’s better than average people…with average lives and she fucking looks it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Naomi Watts in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day

Bella Hadid is news…or her cameltoe is…because when you’re the bootleg sister of some bootleg model and the kid of some bootleg reality tv stars thanks to being bored rich people…the world cares.. The only think that I like about her is knowing that her public “boyfriend” The Weekend fucks with other girls when he’s in Canada where he lives…possibly exposing her to AIDS and putting an end to her, disrupting her family for 3-4 hours before realizing that they only care about their vapid, self involved selves… The Worst.. The post Bella Hadid is Dressed Like a Kyle Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya

Sara Underwood is getting aggressive on her instagram, so aggressive that if you look close enough of this picture, you can see her pussy slit but because she’s so famous and important, instagram nerds who grew up watching her on nerd TV after her Playboy stint, would never tell on her or report her, because they want to see her pussy, they’ve exhausted all the existing pictures of her pussy, which happens to be the reason she’s anyone, she got naked at 18 for Playboy when Playboy mattered, and now she’s reclaiming her territory on instagram as nothing else that she did actually worked. I don’t know why she all of a sudden realized she could make money with her instram, but she’s straight whoring it hard, and it reminds me of every girl I sext who disappears, sneaking back into my life as soon as they get in a fight with their boyfriends for some attention…only the public social media whore – which I guess applies to everyone version…you whores.. The post Sara Underwood Pussy Slit on Instagram of the Dya appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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