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Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day

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I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Panties for Marie Claire of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is a very important actress who defied all odds of being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, enough to make her rich, and third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…that could have just as easily just been drug addiction, rehab stints, and jail time due to missing probation, but not that much jail time, she’s a rich kid of famous people…they don’t go to jail.. She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by getting in 50 Shades of Grey, and now she’s in magazines in panties and/or lingerie perfect for Valentine’s day….romantic… I true story of overcoming adversity…. The post Dakota Johnson Panties for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid and Friends for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Carine Roitfeld is some editor from VOGUE who created her own magazine called CR Fashion book a while ago, it was seen as some more prestigious magazine because fashion is pretentious and always looking for the more exclusive thing for the insecure losers who buy into that shit to attach themselves to or to try to be a part of… She’s decided to release a younger special feature caled CR Girls, which the feminists hate, never called a WOMYN a GIRL… It features – Gigi Hadid and friends who are all equally overrated except maybe Irina Shayk, who is perfect, but Nina Agdal, Bella Hadid and Carine’s daughter Julia Restoin Roitfeld all worth a fuck, but not worth the fame and fortune they either fuck or have in inheritance.. These are the pics…by someone named Sante D’Orazio….and they aren’t that great but they exist and so do I so it is like we are the same… I prefer when CR Fashion book did THESE GIGI HADID TITTY GRAB PICS The post Gigi Hadid and Friends for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on with Ashley Benson’s face, but yes, you’re a dude and you’re thinking “who’s looking at her face”…because you’re basic… You see, because her claim is being 10-15 pounds overweight, so not that offensively fat, like a Kate Upton who’s tits you have to question when set against her massive back, in a “are these tits worth all that comes with it, maybe I’d prefer a smaller tit on a smaller body”…. Where as Benson is more the “she’s young, on a hit show, has a big following, and looks like most 20 year olds I meet in a Bar”…. But that face, there’s something weird about it, like it is elongated, or she has fillers, or is growing still…and not quite the cute face it was in Springbreakers…and I wonder how that happens…growing up, hormones, who knows…but it’s weird….but at least she still has tits to stuff into a push-up bra…and that’s all that matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Big Tits in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is the hipster or was the hipster Willis sister, but I guess that’s a given for an early 20s trust fund kid trying to find herself in a world where being a photographer / artist at the fashion events makes them feel like they have more substance than just the sperm and ovary that made them… I guess she’s more into health goth now, it’s a trend the hipsters have slowly morphed into as they near 30 and quit coke. I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she’s not Rumer, her potato headed sister.. The post Tallulah Willis Cameltoe in Fitness Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day

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There was a time when Kirsten Dunst was a huge fucking deal…it was close to 20 years ago now…meaning she’s been through a lot… From being a hot hot actress with a skinny frame and big tits that dudes everywhere wanted to fuck… To being old and tired news…washed up and shat out by the entertainment industry by 30….. To being admitted to rehab at least once… All while never being to an orthodontist… That’s not to say I don’t think her scraggle snaggle tooth is lovely, endearing, cute, beautiful, amazing….or that it doesn’t feel like home, a familiar friend I once jerked off to… It’s just to say Hollywood is usually way more vain than this and you’d assume they would have forced her to change what has become what she is known for, a tooth, which says a lot about her career…that I guess is barely eventful…but that happened…I’ve got the DVDs somewhere to prove it. Here she is spread legged…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst Tooth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to be a believer that a broken Lindsay Lohan, who was so fucking famous after her parents sold her to Disney and monetized the fuck out of her, despite robbing her of her soul….would one day win an Oscar… My rationale was that she’d make a good story of overcoming all odds, you know since she hasn’t died yet….coupled with the fact that I don’t think acting requires any actual talent, just ego and willingness to not feel like an asshole, when clearly you’re being an asshole… I though that her extreme training as a young kid would allow her to dial into that part of her brain and get it…but then she puts out this shit..and I think…”God she’s terrible”…. I guess despite being a believer I am pretty sure Lohan is done….all based on her Dubsmash she felt the fans needed to see. The post The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

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When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it…. I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness…. People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”… But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists…. So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD. The post Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy

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I’ve been making fun of Ashley Benson and her extreme fame for as long as I known she’s existed, because she’s consistently been 15 pounds overweight, which isn’t entirely obese but if it is what you call Hollywood fat…and with a huge audience she has a responsiblity to be fit, with a lot of Pretty Little Liar famous as fuck money she can hire the best trainers and chefs…so the only excuse is lazy. I like that her team has decided to rebrand her as a fit and healthy person, despite looking sloppy as fuck, because just yesterday SHE WAS DOING FITNESS ON HER SOCIAL Today she’s doing Health Magazine…seems like some weird Hollywood wizardry…trying to trick us into thinking she’s just muscular or some shit… It’s coming at us from left field… The post Ashley Benson in Health Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Guy on the Bus… Superbowl Brawl… Robber Gets Punched in the Face in a Robbery Attempt Saudi Boy Accidentally Fires Off Gun… Spider Dance Freaks me the FUck Out…. The post Naked Guy Beat Up By Security And Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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