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Trumps Botox Face VS an Eagle and Other Videos of the Day

Pregnant Wife VS Husbands Car Chinese Men Beat a Woman with a Chair Dude Steals on the “hover” Board Cops Returning Shopping Carts Spit on Face Massage is Fucked… Car Accident of the Day Rats VS Restaurant… Smart Camel Zombie Nativity Scene is Genius of the Day Husband Does Wheelies when Driving Wife and Kid Drunk Guy Slams Himself with Beer Door Megan Fox, SFW School Girl Megan Fox for TMNT Terrible Sequel of the Day Naked Man on Drugs The post Trumps Botox Face VS an Eagle and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charli XCX Slutty for Sunday Times Style of the Day

Charli XCX is some UK popstar who I don’t think is really that relevant, but relevant enough for Taylor Swift to have ripped off her music, at least according to the internet, not according to me, because I am not an expert on either Taylor Swift or aspiring Taylor Swift music….in fact, I fucking hate it and believe it is the devils work designed to sell product to our youth.. I do know that Charli XCX may not be overly famous, I can’t think of anything she’s done, but music is overrated and gets in the way of me listing to my internal dialog crying in the failure that is my life… I also know that she shows off her tits and ass, and even when she’s done up for a style magazine, she’s still a whorish enough for me to care and that is one of the keys to success according to me…which means nothing to anyone in the grand scheme of the world… I just know when a girl is willing to get naked…keep encouraging her to get naked…by talking about her even when she doesn’t get naked…a theory that will backfire when she decides she doesn’t need to get naked anymore because she’s finally made it and can get fat…I guess only time will tell… The post Charli XCX Slutty for Sunday Times Style of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day

I got hate mail from one person for calling Adriana Lima fat in at least 1 of the last few posts I’ve featured her in…because I guess I was being a little to quick to pull the plus sized model card, seeing as she’s not fat…obviously…or at least not fat like we know fat…where bellies are hanging over elastic band pants….fat….but she is looking her age, like a mom, with a barrel of a body…much like a pug…like the old timer stripper working the day shift…you still get a lap dance from her…but you prefer when her daughter, following her foot steps is working…ya know… Not to mention, Lima may be fat, I’ve seen many secret internet fatties rocking their angles…to look lean and even toned…so…I’ll only be able to give you an educated opinion when she’s sitting on my face…. The post Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day

I got hate mail from one person for calling Adriana Lima fat in at least 1 of the last few posts I’ve featured her in…because I guess I was being a little to quick to pull the plus sized model card, seeing as she’s not fat…obviously…or at least not fat like we know fat…where bellies are hanging over elastic band pants….fat….but she is looking her age, like a mom, with a barrel of a body…much like a pug…like the old timer stripper working the day shift…you still get a lap dance from her…but you prefer when her daughter, following her foot steps is working…ya know… Not to mention, Lima may be fat, I’ve seen many secret internet fatties rocking their angles…to look lean and even toned…so…I’ll only be able to give you an educated opinion when she’s sitting on my face…. The post Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day

The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this… I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts… But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day

Erin Heatherton is one of the girls who dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though I’ve been told he fucks dudes… She’s works with other girls who have dated Leonardo DiCaprio, even though he fucks dudes… Which either means he fucks dudes, as girls don’t like to fuck the dudes their friends fuck….or these VS models are prostitutes who do what they are told especailly when it comes to fucking a-listers… Either way, she’s nude modeling, because I guess she needs some press, to keep her competitive…and I like tits… The post Erin Heatherton Nipples for Yu Tsai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Samsung Ads Push Limits and are Amazing….of the Day

This is a more interesting approach to the Holiday Advent calendar…but more importantly it’s a pretty intresting approach for a brand like Samsung to get behind this dark, made for the internet, all fetishy and dark….project… These videos aren’t even hitting a million views, which is insanity considering this is Rihanna, an A list artist who people love…and I’m not quite sure why, because tehy are some of the best videos I’ve seen produced by a celebrity for the sake of a campaign pretty much ever…and I’ve been doing this for a long fucking time… I guess, it just takes an “artist” who doesn’t give a fuck because she makes more money than the Island she’s from collects in taxes each year…and realizes the candy coated bullshit that these brands pay millions of dollars on, can actually have some concept, depth or erotic tone… Ya know what I mean…if you don’t just check out what Taylor Swift is doing for the holiday campaigns she’s plugging… How do these have less than a million views…and they’ve been online for more than a week…makes zero sense, they’re gold… ANIT Diary – Room 2- ANIT Diary – Room 3- ANIT Diary – Room 4 The post Rihanna’s Samsung Ads Push Limits and are Amazing….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eliza Dushku’s Bikini of the Day

Eliza Dushku is some 90s babe – who I guess got bored of trying to live the normal life back in Boston, you know doing the whole college thing at 35, in effort to say “fuck you hollywood and rich athlete boyfriends”…in a “I’m going to do this on my own, with my millions, for real though”…. In doing that going to class, maybe even joining a sorority, interacting with 20 year olds, she’s pretty much fitting right in, posting the bikini selfies…like this was Spring Break, since one thing young people know is…bikini selfies…w But you can’t be too sure, celebrities do this shit too, as fame whoring is all part of what she’s known the last 1.5 decades…. The post Eliza Dushku’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia… I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today… I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best… The post Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day

Britney Spears is still a magical creature…. She gives me hope with that “If I even had kids, I’d want to exploit the fuck out of them, so that they make me millions at the expense of their childhood, only to figure out a way to make her lose her mind at 19, so that I can keep ownserhip on her, if you have a crop yielding farm….you don’t sell it until it stops”….concept of parenting.. Something that books should be written on…”how to whore your kids out”….but that no one will ever write it, as they like to pretend they aren’t whoring out their kids, as they cash they checks… So Britney Spears is more than just a mom in a sports bra…she’s more than a performer with a legacy….she’s more than a Vegas show…and she’s more than a human…she’s an inspiration to parents everywhere…a case study, if you will. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She’s also in a white Dress: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears is Erotic to Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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