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Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natasha Poly, Liu Wen, and Mariacarla Boscono are the models selected for the La Perla Spring / Summer 2016 campaign…and shit is pretty fucking boring for a lingerie company… I’m not expecting these higher end version of Victoria’s Secret, and less interesting version of Agent Provocateur to go down the Miley Cyrus route of strap-ons and fucking ridiculousness, with midgets and obese women…on some sideshow kick.. But I’m not expecting them to be as generic as Victoria’s Secret, or even more generic than Victoria’s Secret, I mean even Victoria’s Secret is more interesting to look at than this… The funny thing in all this is they hired Mert & Marcus, who makes 80k a day for this kind of thing…which to me is a huge waste of fucking money….unless they are marketing lingerie in some Christian Weekly paper, I don’t get this at all… But here’s some expensive models, shot by expensive photographers, for an expensive brand, and the end result is some bootleg shit… The post Models for Terribly Boring La Perla Ads of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day

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Last week, I had an argument with a girl about Adriana Lima losing her edge by gaining a whole lot of other things, like her barrel body…that isn’t really something you’d expect from a lingerie model, but definitely something you’d expect from a mom who keeps fit at the gym when her husband is at work making money to pay for her expensive life… I guess what I’m saying is that I am a firm believer in throwing in the towel, retiring, doing other things that involve being clothed, because younger girls…just look better than older women…in underwear…no matter how many millions of dollars are left on the contract, it’s not worth the humilation… I guess it’s possible these are just bad pics… The post Adriana Lima Thick for Cover Girl Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day

Posted on December 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right… I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy…. The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”… I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love… The post Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day

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Amy Adams, the Academy Award nominated and possibly winning actress I couldn’t point out of a line-up, unless she was the only redhead, because like black people, redheads all look the same…or maybe because I don’t actually care about 40 year old actors whether they win awards or not…she just doesn’t give me a boner…even when looking at her ass…she’s just fucking average at best… I’m not hating because I find red or orange pubic hair disgusting, I’ll admit in the 80s I did, I’d gag when thinking about it…as the weird redhead would ask me to eat her out…but in my old age….in an era of bald pussy…I’m like BRING IT…it’s something different… I just find her…uneventful, even with botty flashing for the paparazzi… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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RIhanna’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

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We have all seen Rihanna’s tits, nipples, exposed because she’s overwhelmed by her fame and insane life, where that this small island girl is now the topic of everyone’s conversation, pretty much losing any sense of privacy, allowing for her to pretty much spread her vagina on the internet and not really care, because at a certain level of so many people watching…it must feel like no one is watching…so she’s just doing her… And doing her is going to some exclusive events, but not that exclusive because

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Irina Shayk Perfect Squat of the Day

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Irina Shayk is my favorite model, not just because she seems like she’s humble after all her hustling and sugar babying that has allowed for a life that she probably deserves…straight from the slums of Russia to the beard of a huge athlete to a life as a Victoria’s Secret model…to the wife of an A list actor…not that they are married, but they probably will be, because if that motherfucker Brad Cooper doesn’t get this thing pregnant, he has no understanding of genetics and how when something this good, clever, hard working and ambitious comes a long…you make babies with it…in hopes of creating a super human….because she’s pretty much a super human… These half squat pics are what all girls should look like. She’s amazing…a Christmas miracle… The post Irina Shayk Perfect Squat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more…. It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told… So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients… Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on… Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense… The post Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

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i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing.. Doesn’t matter… What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot… Good enough for me. The post Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy… I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny…. The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat.. But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated… So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t.. With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day… The post The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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