Danielle Harris is the star of Free Willy….I know based on these pics of her fat ass you’re asking “was she the whale”…and the answer is no, it was 1991 and she was 14, so she was probably the girl your underage fetishizing ass jerked off to… She is actually not known for Free Willy, the movie you jerked off to her as a 14 year old in…she is known for being in every Halloween since Halloween 4 in 1988….and as you know horror, like sci/fi has insane fans, because you are one…and they probably go to Comicons and Horror Cons and Slasher Film cons to get her autography to stick to their wall with the semen they’ve jerked out of them to her pics… The post Free Willy Star Danielle Harris in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
One of the more interesting photographters, who is actually a photographer, and not just a dude who takes iphone pics for instagram, even though that’s what everyone is doing these days, and a lot of people are making a really ridiculous living doing it these days, despite having no talent…Jonathan Leder, has beed doing to before Instagram ever existed…it’s like instagram saw his pictures and figured out a way to let people emulate it with a filter…and it’s too bad because actual talent gets lost in the noise…in a video killed the radio star but instagram killed photography stars…that really could say digital killed everything…but then again the future is now, and maybe it’s a good thing that everything is made easier, to really make people try harder…who knows.. What I do know is that Jonathan Leder, friend of the site, one of the original people to shoot Emrata, not that that’s a claim to fame anyone wants, is releasing a book called ALLIE that I guess is on this Allie Leggett girl, who was Miss Kentucky 2013 and perfect… Get the book HERE … Here’s a sample of this pretty serious crucial thing…named Allie LEggett The post Miss Kentucky 2013 Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As much as I find the Miley Cyrus tour and campaign sensationalized nonsense, you know a fight not worth fighting, maybe even an unauthentic tumblr rip off because she’s got no idea what’s actually going on in the world thanks to being coddled… Part of me loves everything this girl is doing. I love the potty humor. The vagina and penis and sexuality protest. The digital print of a bald pussy in crotchless panties with a set of fake tits that almost look real…all to say “what’s the big fucking deal, we all fuck, that’s the reason we are here”… I’ve been campaigning against sex in the media being censored or nudity being a good thing not a bad thing forever..so it’s nice to see the general public going that route…it’s the new…porn raised and open minded…dirty in bed…good times… I don’t know if I would want my 10 year old daughter watching this, it is still vulgar and a weird artist statement that is better suited for lesbian coffee houses and not arenas, you know some vegan cupcake side while drinking kambucha and not so much a heaveily marketed disney show…with merch…all while Miley cashes the fuck in making a fool of herself… But it’s happening, it’s different…it’s the now… Smoking some weed… From her instagram… A bonus from Paper Magazine outtake…that is pretty fucking good.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Miley Cyrus Vagina Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As much as I find the Miley Cyrus tour and campaign sensationalized nonsense, you know a fight not worth fighting, maybe even an unauthentic tumblr rip off because she’s got no idea what’s actually going on in the world thanks to being coddled… Part of me loves everything this girl is doing. I love the potty humor. The vagina and penis and sexuality protest. The digital print of a bald pussy in crotchless panties with a set of fake tits that almost look real…all to say “what’s the big fucking deal, we all fuck, that’s the reason we are here”… I’ve been campaigning against sex in the media being censored or nudity being a good thing not a bad thing forever..so it’s nice to see the general public going that route…it’s the new…porn raised and open minded…dirty in bed…good times… I don’t know if I would want my 10 year old daughter watching this, it is still vulgar and a weird artist statement that is better suited for lesbian coffee houses and not arenas, you know some vegan cupcake side while drinking kambucha and not so much a heaveily marketed disney show…with merch…all while Miley cashes the fuck in making a fool of herself… But it’s happening, it’s different…it’s the now… Smoking some weed… From her instagram… A bonus from Paper Magazine outtake…that is pretty fucking good.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE The post Miley Cyrus Vagina Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t like Star Wars in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 10s, or today…I didn’t understand the hype, or other kids went crazy for it…which I guess has been a theme my entire life. I only liked the incest storyline, because incest is the fucking best…other than that, I just ignored it. I knew kids who played with Star Wars toys, I’d bully them and tell them how fucking stupid they were, but it was a losing batter, I was outnumbered and realized that day that the general public will buy anything sold to them, that others accept, because they are lemming drones… That said, the 4 billion dollar buy out of Star Wars by Disney, is officially releasing their movie at midnight tonight, and nerds everywhere aren’t reading this, they are too busy rocking their austistic heads back and forth in excitement…they just can’t deal.. Kelly Rohrbach, a Sports Illustrated model, what n case you didn’t know means low level model who just happened to land model lover Leonardo DiCaprio through positioning, realized that this event, was the one to wear a see through shirt to, because nerds, a very loyal audience, will be watching. We call this strategic media planning. She’s clearly got a good team and/or logic on her side… Either way, the only way I can tie this back to Star Wars, is saying that I’d fuck her if she was my sister, only to punish her for the family for being everything I hate and that her social climbing represents.. Good fake tits though…. TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE MEDIA EVENT OF THE YEAR – THE STAR WARS PREMIERE CLICK HERE The post Kelly Rohrbach Nipples at the Star Wars Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may remember Alyssa Miller from Sports Illustrated many years ago…but she hasn’t really done anything since…so you probably don’t remember her at all..and you’re thinking “who is this old chick in a bikini”…. Well, just because she’s old and washed up…even dumpy…and a virtual no name who lost out to the instagram models… We can’t take away the fact that she was is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit a bunch of years ago, a job that she secured by fucking one of the photographers….before cheating on him with Jake Gyllenhaal, because when you are a self serving whore you do self serving whore things, trying to better your life, because all whores want a better whore life….. Sure Gyllenhaal is a homo, lame as fuck, but when he comes a knocking, you got to throw in any morals or values or loyalty you have to the man who got you this far…and just go for it…it’s the ladder climb… Well, I guess her friends started a lingerie line that has become a swimwear line…because here she is as their model…a job that I assume is a friend hook up more than anything… The post Alyssa Miller for Love & Lemons Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the 40 year old pretending to be 17 before turning 18…..like she was Courtney Stodden or other girls who were clearly older than they said they were….pretending to be under 18…dressing slutty…getting dudes excited….since that’s what the American male is into…since it is illegal and bad…which I guess increases the speed of orgasm, something I can’t relate to since 16 is legal here and I never fuck with that…or capitalize on that… I guess what I’m saying is that I’m wholesome, and here’s Bella Thorne, the it girl who has to be lying about her age…doing a little booty pop…all redheaded and cute…which is good enough for me to post… Here she is for instagram Here is some more red dress To See The Rest Of The Pics CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Pushing Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is @Justinenikolaiev I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect… Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love… Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot.. The post Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
