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Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are….. But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace… So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography.. The post Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is one of my favorites. I don’t know why, I should hate her for taking out Lindsay Lohan, my previous favorite, like it was some kind of wrestling match I couldn’t masturbate to, but try to masturbate to in my mind, despite never really getting fully hard…I’m too old and lazy for that…and gave up on full erections when I was 25 thanks to cocaine and alcoholism… I should hate her for dating Justin Long for a long time, because that guy just annoys me and not in a “I hate any dude who fucks famous chicks I don’t know but pretend are my dream girls”…like so many of you dudes who read this shit…he’s just a fucking annoying character and she could be better used by other annoying characters in hollywood who aren’t Justin Long… I should also hate her for being boring, lazy, unshowered in the media, but then she puts out movies she’s naked in and has these awesome tits and fit little body that fuck her public image of slacking who doesn’t do herself up or give a fuck, because that usually means bush even though she’s probably had laser to handle her laziness..and still ensuring getting casting couches….. But I just find her body and face so good and here she is for Madame Figaro. . The post Amanda Seyfried for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You have to ask yourself what kind of monster would self produce a picture like this of themselves…and put it out to her fans…asshole first… Khloe Kardashian saying she’s never old to try to get into the family business of showing her ass and making million for just mooning the world…which would normally be a rude fuck you…but in this case it’s a “give them a tv show, give them a lot of millions of dollars, for each of them, even though they are garbage”… I can say one of the last things I’ve ever wanted to see is a Khloe Kardashian asshole…and I love asshole…she’s the monster child of OJ Simpson and Kris Kardashian…who no one cared about, but who now works out and assumes people care…but that asshole has seen some shit…literally…more shit than the average asshole…an asshole like a man asshole…probably bleached and lasered by still really fucking terrifying… You all know as well as I do…these are the worst people and represent all that is wrong in the world…. The ongoing joke is that this is her campaign for L’Oreal…but I guess this could be any Kardashian, even Kanye…. The post Khloe Kardashian’s Anus By the Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nudists from 1938 of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw this video of nudists from 1938, a simpler time, when people got naked for more than just instagram for free, but because they were recovering from the drugs and bootleg drinking of the 1920s, not being treated with antibiotics, before the war shook America….a simpler time… Because people have always fucked, they’ve always been perverts, they’ve always been exhibitionists with weird fetishes, they just weren’t trashy and vulgar about it, with all the hardcore porn that has desensitized us… I know nudists pretend that they aren’t in it to stare at pussy while showing off their dicks, but I don’t believe it…why the fuck else would you want naked girls around you, because naked is better than clothed…yes…but I say that as a pervert who likes seeing people naked.. Either way, I like nudists, even the fat ones. They fascinate me….but not enough to go on a Nudist cruise…because the kind of sloppy bodies on nudist cruises…are terrifying.. The post Nudists from 1938 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Phoebe Price has been someone who has manipulated the paparazzi in LA for the longest time. She’s been featured in shoot after shoot, all while never doing anything in entertainment at all. In fact she’s the kind of girl who no one really knows or cares about, yet her pictures end up everywhere, because she fucking adores being talked about. I guess it’s fun. Phoebe Price was someone who I would write about, laugh about, but always appreciate because she mocks celebrity and fame and has been doing it since before social media whores got into it… Now, Phoebe Price is a friend of the site, sure we haven’t summered together in the Hamptons or anything, but I think she’s fantastic on all fronts, and seeing her finally pulling out tit and showing nipple for the paps for virtually no reason reminds me of how glorious and eager she is!! Phoebe Price…and her nipple is my Chrismas miracle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Phoebe Price’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Stone is a huge star, mainly because she’s managed to get the nerds, who are probably all at Star Wars, to buy into her bullshit through strategic acting jobs she’s taken… I never found her all that cute, which has clearly had a huge impact on her success, because I dictate all….but she doesn’t offend me, she just has a weird mouth… Well, she’s in Cabaret, the play that turned into a movie, where she’s playing the Renee Zellweger / Liza Minnelli character…exciting right…not really, but she’ll be in lingerie the whole production, and her fans, who are primarily into comic books, have cum themselves looking at her in more clothes…that’s what happens when you’re a grown man who has never seen live tits. This are the promo pics..I feel like I’ve already seen…but all this shit is so repetitive… The post Emma Stone in Lingerie for Cabaret Promo Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Davis has unprotected sex with a retired baseball star who has had unprotected sex with everyone from Paris Hilton..to really that’s enough to know you shouldn’t have unprotected sex with him…unless you’re a low level model and a little herpes isn’t that big of a deal…not a big enough deal to let get in the way of your gold digging….since being a Sports Illustrated model doesn’t pay the bills or get you work, but it does increase your stock price and it does put you at sports related events so that you can bed and athlete and hopefully get knocked up… Good strategy..because as an Athlete wife who can pretend to be a model..more jobs come in..and it all works out in the end….making Sports Illustrated like a madame…selling girls off to rich guys…interesting…but not really. I don’t find Hannah Davis all that interesting, overrated, boring, average looking, but people care because rich famous dudes fuck her…like GQ…GQ cares… Watch this on The Scene . Here she is playing some tennis Watch this on The Scene . The post Hannah Davis is Derek Jeter’s Wife for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gemma Ward for Old Times in Vogue Australia of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gemma Ward was a massive model a few years ago…I’m thinking 5 years ago..and then she virtually disappeared…until today…today is her big coming out party…but not in a homo at your high school way, in more of a “hey look, I’m old but still hot”… She is probably best known for being Australian, for having sex with Heath Ledger, for being in the movie The Strangers in doll face…because all models want to act to seemingly have more purpose…or maybe she’s not known at all, and I guess she doesn’t need to be, because she’s made millions off her look and sometimes that’s all the stamp of approval you need in this pre-instagram, doesn’t care about likes because she’s done it without social media…world… Well she’s back..she’s also a mom…which ruins everything, mainly her vagina, but models are pretty slutty, so that was probably already ruined long ago.. Here she is for Vogue Australa.. The post Gemma Ward for Old Times in Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is not quite amazing…she’s old, just look at her hands…and fat, just look at her tits, but like most fat girls with fat tits, you can see past the fat, especially since her 40 year old ass tries to thin down the month before a shoot, before going back to eating, as these fat girls do. There’s a study that says you lose the weight where you last gained it first, and this Kelly Brook character who hasn’t quite made it in Hollywood as she wanted, but who was become a millionaire through titty modeling the last 2 decades, always retains her tits, meaning at 18 she was probably something special. But according to pro Irish Rugby players I met who used to pass her around, she’s always been a porker… This is her calendar shoot, I guess people in the UK are still old school chimney sweeper types who haven’t quite adopted the internet or technology and still operate like the middle ages…all dying of the plague and shit…Or maybe the British in their cold, conservative ways, are just bad a gifting so they give you some jellies or a Calendar….because these UK girls love producing Calendars…but no American I know has had a Calendar since smart phones…. The post Kelly Brook’s 2016 Calendar Because She’s Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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