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Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content…. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Sochka for #stepGIRLS by Chris Vongsawat of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ukrainian living in Montreal, which based on my extensive research of looking at these pics is code for HEAVEN, Kate Sochka …..got together with our friend Chris Vongaswat …. I don’t know if I am allowed to say that this is for or put together by step_GIRLS ……since people think we’re too amazing to associate with…even though we’re just trying to have a good time…and sometimes good times are too good to share…. But I will say that these are exclusives, and sometimes, amazing girls posing in bed looking amazing don’t bother…but usually only when I know the girls involved, because I make fun of all those other girls doing this kind of shoot for instagram that I call out on the regular… I guess I’m a hypocrite… The post Kate Sochka for #stepGIRLS by Chris Vongsawat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Kim K released her own Emoji Keyboard…I am going to assume 3 million people bought them for 2 dollars a pop…emoji is the thing everyone is doing because the younger generation hates words, but trashy, played out, Kardashian trash with their middle fingers with diamond, Yeezy shoes, a polished pair of testicles, tooth whitened smile, or the cream covered peach and black card…..get’s there retard, pop culture point across…. There are also bubbles that say “basic”….and pot leafs….and a weird tit flash and stripper poles….cultural appropriation…if the culture she’s appropriating is mall brand commercial rap music… You know take the girl who makes millions upon millions of dollars for being a spoiled rich kid, turn her “urban” because she’s married to a rapper and remind the world that everything is fucking Disney, even pulled down panties and the masses just eat it up… The Kim k emojis need to punch themselves in their Caitlyn Jenner dick….. I guess what I am saying is all I want for Xmas is for Kim K to die. The post The Racist Kim K Emoji of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Santa in Philly Exposing her Ass and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man Beats On Girl for Getting Period on the Floor Miss World NZ does a War Dance Space X Success…. 13 Year Olds in Stolen Car – Try To Escape and Fail Fireman on Fire Fails… Mom Dog Saves her 4 Pups in a Flood in India Pretty Shitty Accident Chinese Cultural Police Patrol Street to Prevent Corrupt Capitalistic Culture from Polluting China – Like Sex in a Van Guy Keeps Girl a Bitch on the Train The post Some Santa in Philly Exposing her Ass and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s…. Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not… But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it… And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way…. Good times, but irrelevant times. The post Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a Youtube video featuring pictures of Demi Lovato and her boyfriend Fes from That 70s show making out in St Barths as people do for the paparazzi when they want to be talked about… I don’t know why they want to be talked about, or maybe it’s just Demi Lovato trying to promote her thick body and celebrate it in a “Look, I can keep my man, despite being fat”…because she’s like a lesbian and he’s like a homo and the two combined probably fuck everyone..why else would they keep this alive… I don’t like or care about Demi Lovato…I couldn’t tell you one of her J.Lo inspired “Cater to latinas and fat chick because they are loyal and it means you don’t have to work out”…songs… But they exist…and she makes bank…so YAY!… The post Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Sophie Simmons is one of those dying for Attentiom, probably doesn’t have real friends, is neglected by her father who is too into his business and her mother who is too into her own existence as a Hollywood mom…because she hires people to take pictures of her in erotic enough settings…and there’s always something weird about a chubby trust fund girl paying photographers to take slutty pics of her…it’s even a little desperate… But I guess not as desperate as posting topless, or semi topless, slutty instagram whoring pics to the internet…in her quest to figure out her purpose and existence in the world knowing she never has to work…her dad, Gene Simmons is practically a billionaire….that makes her an heir to that… Apparently, she’s going to acting classes, she was already on TV once before being forgotten, so it’s only natural for an LA kid to value fame as something that can’t be bought, when everything else can, even though fame can be bought…and really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but their heads are so up their own asses..they don’t realize that…and I guess since her tits are the size of my head…I’ll encourage it…even though I never really cared for KISS…but I could still let KISS’s sperm’s creation KISS up on my dick in pics..I’m easy like that. I’m such a whore… The post Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me…. Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work…. 8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom 7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/ 6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx 5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten 4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston A video posted by BrandyfknAniston (@bfknaniston) on Dec 20, 2015 at 5:22pm PST 3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole 2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter 1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE VISIT ThePornDude The post ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that the Star Wars hype these nerds have been fully absorbed in the last year is over and they’ve seen the movie 10 times in the last 3 days… They can go back to fetishizing female stars of other nerd movies they love, like Zoe Saldana in her bikini in Mexico…not getting killed in some drug cartel shit…but still in a bikini with a decent enough mom body…especially for the nerds, since like Christians, they are committed to the cause no matter what that cause does or looks like…they are for life…thanks fanatic obsessive compulsive disorder…..and autism… I like the shitty quality from a serious distance making her look like some kind of cartoon character…it reminds me of when paparazzi actually worked for their pics… All this to say – I like her half naked neanderthal walk…sexy like a caveman with saggier tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Zoe Saldana for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective…. I was with a couple old fags, you know the bitter 50 year old drunk, coked up queens who hate the new generation homo as much as you do, because they didn’t have to get gay bashed to enter their little sexual deviant club…and they were shitting on TRANS more than TRANS people probably let straight married guys shit on them…since TRANS porn is the highest selling category in porn…to straight people…because you’re all a bunch of faggots.. That said, this Karreuche Tran is not necessarily a trans, she could be, black rappers fucking love chicks with dicks, because they can beat them up without the backlash like they had with Rihanna…”This one’s a dude, I swear”…You see what I did there… But she is in a bikini, like TRANS want so bad to make happen, and her name is TRAN, and the only person who’s last name I knew that was TRAN was Vietnamese, and Vietnam is the hub for Lady Boys and sex tourism…making it all make fucking sense.. Don’t doubt my fucking logic assholes…here she is in a BIkini TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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