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Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day

Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube…. Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits… The post Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day

Nadine Leopold is a 21 year old model from Austria, which in case you didn’t know, is also where Hitler is from, which doesn’t mean she’s a Nazi, but could mean she’s a Nazi…Nazi or not, she is was Hiltler was looking for…a solid aryan…that may or may not be a product of ethnic cleansing…because I guess girls that look this good shouldn’t exist without scientific intervention like they did with her model competitor, who is unfortunately not fighting her in a mud wrestling match to the death, the one who hangs out with Taylor Swift and was grown in a test tube…. Not that any of that matters, what matters is that she’s posing topless like all good models do these days…because if you don’t post topless you don’t matter…and I guess Nadine Leopold matters….but not as much as her tits… The post Nadine Leopold for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day

Paris Hilton is in Ibiza, let’s hope for the summer, where rich Arabs and Europeans who don’t realize Paris Hilton is a useless human at least in North America, throw stupid amounts of money and her, and have her DJ for them, like the dancing monkey she pretty much is, because that’s how hookers who love money operate… She wore a bikini, while pushing 35 years old, because she chose the cocaine party life of luxury with private jets instead of making babies… And the reality is that she’s made her own money, sure as a porn chick with no shame, fucking with the media…riding off a family brand people everywhere recognized because I’m sure at some point in time they stayed at a Hilton…and who cares what she does with that money…I mean unless she kills herself, in which case we can all celebrate… All this to say, blast from the past in a bikini….boring. The post Paris Hilton VS Ibiza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nikyee Heaton Thong on Snapchat of the Day

This girl Nikyee Heaton was some youtube hooker who got noticed for some cover song, because cover songs are the best way to get noticed on youtube as people are trying to find the actual song…just ask Bieber…or Usher…who likes to fuck kids who do cover songs..it’s a fetish… I guess a fetish shared by Justin Timberlake, because he signed this one to his label years ago, probably did nothing for her, forcing her to be a whore on instagram and apparently snapchat…showing off her very relevant hip hop vixen body that looks like it may lead to an Amber Rose stripper turned rapper wife career…and as long as the snowflake, white booty…that knows her audience and is working her audience proper…. So in a lot of ways, we should thank her for existing… The post Nikyee Heaton Thong on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day

Nina Agdal is some drunk Danish snobby bitch who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, all thanks to being in her prime, being on the blogs and Sports Illustrated, like that even matters anymore, it doesn’t…but she made the cut before it was too late, allowing her to position herself with the right rich people in Miami where she apparently lives….so that she’ll be taken care of, until getting pregnant, as all these low level models who don’t think they are low level do.. That said, she was working out, her pants split, which we can assume worked out nicely because she can both use it as a story….and because some rich guy will pay her 25,000 for the night for her to wear them as he fucks her ass. I don’t find her hot, but who cares what I think….no one. The answer is no one. No one cares what I think. The post Nina Agdal’s Ripped Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day

I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from. I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face… Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level… But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t… So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me… She’s so disgusting – it’s hot…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Keeps Holding On of the DAy

Charlotte McKinney has an interesting story, I mean it isn’t really that interesting, not that I actually know it, but based on my speculation, something illicit went on with her “Career”…because it was hardly a career…she has never done anything… She’s just a Florida trash cocktail waitress girl with massive tits, who may be rich and thanks to being rich got to go to all the right parties, where someone connected brought her iin because guys love tits… She did one Guess campaign she probably didn’t get paid for, and that no one noticed…then booked Dancing with the Stars, then booked Carl’s Jr probably through Dancing with the Stars, because they wanted to justify who she was before announcing the new crew… If anything the fact we know she exists is more amazing than her silly tits… The post Charlotte McKinney Keeps Holding On of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Belly Button of the Day

Taylor Swift has it all figured out. She has mastered getting people talking about her because they feel an intense emotionally connection to her. She’s been marketed as speak to the public’s needs and wants…and in doing that she’s always managed to come out on top. She’s always the victim…and one of the stories she was a victim in was that she had no belly button, because she always wore high waisted bathing suits… Well, it looks like with her hundreds of millions of dollars…coupled with being the novelty person models and other celebrities like having around because she’s Taylor Swift….she’s either bought a belly button…or forund the confidence to show it off…being silly, because all of this is silly, the fact she makes as much as she does doing what she does is silly, so fuck with the media with one of your minions being cute…and I guess what it comes down to is that I’d totally fuck her belly button or really any part of her if she let me…I get turned on by social manipulating skinny girls who put out…making silly jokes. The post Taylor Swift Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day

Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character… I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice… I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kendrick Mouth Terrifies me in her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day

I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares… But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath… I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts… The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Cyrotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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