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Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day

Bella Hadid is the second in line Gigi Hadid…I assume they are sisters and share the same fame whore parents who moved to LA from whatever immigrant countries they are from to make stupid LA money and live out their basic LA dreams by becoming Botox rich people, yet still the fucking trashiest people, willing to whore out their kids, like they whored out themselves, or in her dad’s case, like he’s bought whores new to LA, because they needed a place to sleep and he needed head.. All this to say, this vapid, garbage, rich kid turned model thing is a joke, but as long as the bikini pics in tropical places are involved, and they are, because that’s just how social media works, I’ll look, since I’m a simple man who just likes bikini and has nothing else going on…whether bikinis are on kids thrown into modeling to compete with other rich people kid who star in reality shows, or some homeless hooker in her 60s down the street spread legged and tanning…give it to me. If you don’t like that – here’s GIGI, her sister, getting paid a lot to play pictionary with Michael Kors…wearing a tight dress…but more interestingly, acknowledging that she only has a career because of her instagram followers and without instagram she’d be nothing but a rich kid with another fake career…more importantly…she outlines how hungry she is…always hot from fake models…. The post Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”… But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive… I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life… The post Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I hate Nina Agdal of the Day

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:34pm PDT If this video doesn’t make you want to punch an overrated Sports Illustrated model who probably makes 10,000 dollars a year, but who acts like she’s a goddess, because assholes like you encourage her, right in her big, downs syndrome looking head….all because she produces shit like this: A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Jun 10, 2015 at 5:33am PDT In a thong that showcases her great ass…which is about all she has..and I guess all she needs…then you and I can’t be friends…But I guess we can’t be friends for a variety of other reasons too..like you being an irritating loser, and me hating all people…and never leaving my house… Here she is in a sports bra in NYC if this hasn’t been enough Nina Agdal for you…and it has…because she’s not this interesting..but she does have squirt on her shorts and I guess that counts for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I hate Nina Agdal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand… Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me… Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday… Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand… The post The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Eniko Mihalik pretty established as a model…all thanks to showing off her tits…and she’s doing a bit of the same thing in this issue of Harper’s Bazaar, like she’s a one trick pony, but aren’t all models, I mean the extent of their skills involve constantly posing for the cameras like a bunch of dancing monkey assholes, that are usually less asshole and more tit, because if they were asshole, it would be considered porn, and girls like Eniko Mihalik would want nothing to do with it because she’s fashion…in Harper’s you know…not smut in pics comparable to Playboy in the 70s… The post Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day

I am not into this Filipino diving compilation video because I am into Filipino boys in speedos…I am not into this video because I am in Filipino boys when they double as ladies…as you’ll find throughout the world…I am into this Filipino diving compilation because their diving team is so bad, they know they are bad, probably due to funding, and were like “let’s sign up, no one else is down, the rest of the country is working as cleaning ladies in Canada”…or some shit.. I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing a double fail at the interenational level of competition. It is funny. The post Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day

I am not into this Filipino diving compilation video because I am into Filipino boys in speedos…I am not into this video because I am in Filipino boys when they double as ladies…as you’ll find throughout the world…I am into this Filipino diving compilation because their diving team is so bad, they know they are bad, probably due to funding, and were like “let’s sign up, no one else is down, the rest of the country is working as cleaning ladies in Canada”…or some shit.. I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing a double fail at the interenational level of competition. It is funny. The post Filipino Diving Team Moment of Inspiration of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing… The post Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Givenchy’s New Campaign Seems Interesting of the Day

Fashion The models in this campaign are: Candice Swanepoel, Jamie Bochert, Mariacarla Boscono and Frankie Rayder The directors are Mert & Marcus, just a couple of fashion homos who made a lot of noise with some shit they did with Miley and some other shit they did with Rihanna, because I guess these assholes are massive and book a lot of good celebrity filled jobs…they’ve pulled off the scam…make the people with money believe.. That said, this concept, girls in an opulent place, dressed up all fancy like they were going to a ball, in an erra when people went to balls, and didn’t just suck balls because they were rich..you know the kind of “getting dressed up like this isn’t public high school prom”…before all the Beyonce’s and Rihanna started showing up in outfits they got at the sex shop… ALl while playing basketball, riding BMXes, skipping…wtf…this shit almost blew my mind if their depth of polarized themes “why are these dressed up girls doing stuff they’d do at the gym, in a nice mansion”…wasn’t low level creativity… I still dig it… The post Givenchy’s New Campaign Seems Interesting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day

Here’s s Sprint and Beluga Vodka sponsored music video by some dude named Prince Royce who I assume is from Miami…and it is also featuring all things hispanic…Pitbull, who I heard is going to be responsible for the Florida vote in the next election….and that should terrify you and J.Lo in a bathing suit looking trashy as fuck singing in Spanish, even though she can barely speak Spanish…but Spanish like to think of her as a leader for their people…who made it…even though she’s 300 fucking years old…and I guess so is Pitbull…and that she shouldn’t be in a bikini, but Latino people don’t care, they just want to see one of their own doing it..and they will go to death for each other…and will support J.Lo…looking what they probably consider “Fierce”…well into J.Lo’s 90s…it’s just their way.. The post Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Manipulate the Latino Crowds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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