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Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me… It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous…. But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate… My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring… The post Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers…. Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars… All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks.. All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet… All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing…. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican. The post Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a really shitty campaign for some underwear company…with the laziest model in the game… Her claim to fame was doing on Victoria’s Secret catalog, before freaking out and deciding to not model, because modeling is dumb, only for her to pop up every once in a while as a model…sometimes naked for fashion…because that’s how she gets noticed….and that’s how she makes money…to pay for her lavish model lifestyle… All this to say, lazy model, which is really lazy, since modeling is the laziest fucking job in the world…or not…I want to get her pregnant, but she doesn’t find me funny…because I am not…but I guess I can still jerk off to her…just not today…not now…not with these pics…because whether she is amazing or not, they suck…and should hrie me for their next campaign…. The post Cora Keegan in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bearded Man Dressed as a Woman Robs Walgreens Russian Night Club Brawl Kid Runs Through Traffic Driver Hits 83 Year Old….and Tells Hospital He Fell from Ladder Drunk Driver Kills Pedestrians at a Night Club Mean Caregiver… Australia Fast Food Brawl Midget of the Day Sleeping Chicago Cop Family Plowed by Train Taking a Photo The post Crowd Cheers Couple Having Sex and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I heard on the internet that Gisele was retiring from modeling, but I guess that all changed when her rich as fuck husband’s career got shit on for being a cheater, and she was forced to go back to work to pay the mortgages and for the Kid’s education… Or maybe they are rich as fuck and never need to work again, and her quitting modelling was just a bullshit lie to get people who don’t care about some mall brand model and her too old to model and too many kids to model to talk about her… Because now she’s in W magazine with Terry…showing her huge fucking tits…no wait she has no tits..and these pics are boring Terry..not adventurous Terry pornography that made him exist… The post Gisele for Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if the dude slapping Kate Beckinsale’s ass is her boyfriend, hired help, door man, or just some random dude walking behind her that looks like he’s slapping her ass, but that’s probably because the only thing I know about Kate Beckinsale is that she’s got some 17 or 18 year old daughter…despite looking young and hot and more importantly like someone that nerds everywhere are obsessed with and have been obsessed with the last decade thanks to being in one nerd movie, because apparently that’s all it takes.. So if you want a sustainable career and fan base, have you kid with a rich guy when you’re 18, so that you get an allowance for the rest of your life, allowing you to focus on having sex with producers who make nerd movies, securing a fan base for the rest of your life, and all you really need to ensure is that you maintain a fit body…and if you’re only job is to work out 2 hours a day…instead of going to some shitty office…it’s not too much to ask… That said, she still looks good, even if you racists are mad that a man of darker complexion looks like he’s having his way with her because he’s probably rich as fuck…or the door man…I don’t know where this story is going…but look at the pictures.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks… She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses… The post Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley for VS of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley’s face looks a little rugged in this VS shoot, which is too bad, because I am a Rosie Hungtinton-Whiteley fan….and firm believer that she was at one point one of the hottest, cunty, models, who would get naked in photoshoots, would act in movies better than girls who claim to be models, all while being some uppity British chick….who dates rich bald fit men making other bald men hopeful that if they get rich and famous they too will get a Rosie Huntington-Whitely…but they won’t…. The theme of the shoot is “Movie Star”….unfortunately not “70s Skin Movie Star”…but I guess I can’t direct all shoots, in fact I can’t direct any shoots because no one cares about my worthless opinion… The post Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley for VS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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