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Pornstars Read Oh, The Places You’ll Go of the Day

It’s graduation season…and even Kanye West has been celebrating his doctorate…because that’s just the world we live in… So what better way to celebrate this window of hope, that will slowly close as life happens, where your bright eyes and eagerness to get out there get trampled with job rejection letters, student loan debt payments, taking on shit jobs, dating shit women, having a shit wedding, and making shit babies….than an inspirational book read by pornstars, who although would be seen as people who failed at regular life, are often times just perverts in their own right…wanting to get paid to fuck on camera and watched…thanks to deep rooted issues…. So some graduates will defy odds, break free, and really establish themselves….by taking risks and doing great things…but most will just become fat suburban losers….and hopefully at least one hot one will let me watch her fuck…. That said, Oh, the places you’ll come…and the places you’ll go…. All this to say, there’s a fetish in here somewhere… The post Pornstars Read Oh, The Places You’ll Go of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

Everyone is talking about Lindsay Lohan because the only way she gets attention is when it has to do with community service and other bullshit…when really all she should be getting attention for is how amazing and talented she is….and more importantly…she should be getting attention for her panties, because I just care about her panties, the toxins that are embedded deep in her panties, the vagina that the toxins are attached in her panties, and figuring out how to get my hands on these to sniff until I throw up…I mean look at this dopey bloated face I want to gaze into and sing love songs to. The post Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day

Here are some plus sized models, which is code for fatter than regular models but not as fat as everyday girls, or my wife…named Ashley Graham, Marquita Pring, Julie Henderson, Inga Eiriksdottir and Danielle Redman….showing their fat asses in Glamour Iceland…because Plus Sized Models are the future…since the world is fatter and can’t relate to skinny girls, even though skinny girls are hotter…and probably healthier…but fat consumers don’t like to be reminded of that…but instead like the Love your body for how it is thanks to your overeating, you pig….it’s a more positive message, instead of saying get off your fucking computer and do some squats… Now there girls aren’t all that fat…but still fat enough…or plus sized enough…as politically correct fat chicks prefer calling overeating… Doesn’t matter….cuz I like fat chicks, they are way easier to get naked from tinder than skinny chicks… The post Plus Sized Model Ass for Glamour Iceland of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day

Kylie Minogue has been a miracle…not because she survived breast cancer…but becasue she released her first pop song in 1989…as a teen…but still 1989…that was so fucking long ago…that I find it amazing that she had that early 2000s comeback…and even more amazing that she’s still around…and looking hot enough bodied to want to fuck…she must be a robot…or alien… I mean this is the first photoshoot she’s done, where her face looks it’s age…and that’s saying a lot…for someone who has been in a lot of fucking photoshoots…. The post Kylie Minogue for Steve Shaw of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage…. So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird… But I do like looking at her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this bikini pic from a couples of weeks ago, because I guess she liked the attention she got for being in a bikini, as a girl who was raised amongst a bunch of girls, by parents who assume are trying to expose them, exploit them, and monetize them….since mos 17 year olds are not living in LA going to auditions attheir own will….you know years of being stage parented…finally paying off…so she’s finally able to show off her young ass and get celebrated the way her family wants…and needs…because that’s how they pay the mortgage… Here is her ass at some Pitch Perfect premiere…with that ass… 17 today isn’t 17 thirty years ago, although the laws may be the same…I can assure you that growing up on porn fucks them up…because when I was 17…I was the guy who had one porn….and I’d show it to every girl I could…only for them to freak the fuck out…now girls are sending out links of gangbangs to the football team saying “let’s try this before graduation”…at least that’s what I assume is happening…#evolution… The post Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day

I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego… So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling…. That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring… This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE…. The post Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego… So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling…. That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring… This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE…. The post Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Shay Mitchell…. She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you… That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career… The post Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Shay Mitchell…. She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you… That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career… The post Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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