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Russell Brand absolutely shut it down during his stand-up show in Atlantic City, N.J., just annihilating a heckler who had been taunting him about Katy Perry. The heckler had been yelling Perry-related comments at the Borgata on Saturday, most of which went ignored by Russell, who split with Katy last winter. But it was his yelling “God save the queen!” during a bit about the British royal family that sent the zany comic into full-scale verbal attack mode: Russell Brand vs. Katy Perry Heckler “What, mate?” Russell tentatively began. “I want to see what this person looks like, turn the lights on for me because I really want to achieve some sort of confirmation. Let’s have a look… Come here, let’s see you.” The audience was all too happy to direct Brand. “Let’s see how your mental illness looks in the daylight,” Russell said, ushering the man forward. “It’s you, is it? Oh, dear. I was hoping that your personality was just a result of physical beauty. But then I saw you.” “I thought, ‘This guy’s confident, probably, because he’s incredibly handsome,’ but look at you. You look like somebody who’s fallen off the outside of a church.” “And what is it that you have rattling around your mind, some bizarre combination of alcohol and idiocy… some cocktail of nothing. “And yet the confidence to continue shouting. They say of course, don’t they, that empty vessels make the most noise. What an enormous echo of nothingness from you.” “I know on some level, despite your physical appearance to an ape, that you’re a human being,” he continued. “I think silence is your friend.” “I think keep your lips firmly, firmly clamped together.” “Because everything that comes out of your mouth, from your idiotic announcements to your disgusting halitosis that’s coming through this room, is an abomination.” In a word … owned.

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Russell Brand OWNS "Katy Perry" Heckler During Stand-Up Show