Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life… That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin…. The post Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there… Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend… Fresh titty content is my favorite… The post Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is not a bikini model yet she is one for a bikini company – because nothing is sacred and if you have enough followers for whatever reason – people will pay you to do anything they need. She’s likely affordable because she’s just eager as fuck to do anything that gets her attention and I appreciate that kind of work ethic or “hustle”..she puts into whatever this scam – that seems to be working is… The post Rita Ora Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Myleene Klass is a 40 year old bikini model, or singer, or something very important that has brought her to being a bikini model while 40 for some brand…and still looking kind of good despite women dying at 27…up on some Cobain, Hendricks, Janis Joplin 27 club, only they don’t realize they are dead, seeing as they are still alive and doing things people who are alive do…whether it is going to the store and shopping, or holding down a job, or raising a family…even getting diseases and surviving those diseases..seemingly feeling like they had a second lease on life…but actually are already dead…because at 27…sex appeal usually dies…a 27 year old woman is like 47 year old man in terms of relevance…and life span…because a like a dog who is is 7 years to every human year, a woman is figuratively on a 2 to 1 ratio….1 man year is 2 woman years….in hotness… ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini lookin’ good…because my theory that I pulled out of my ass, doesn’t apply to everyone. BUT she is still old. The post Myleene Klass Granny Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Meet Janaina Reis , AKA the latest smoking hot bikini model to come out of Brazil. I swear, that has to be the country’s #1 export. Anyway, I don’t really get the whole “flight school” thing, but I do know that glider’s not the only thing that’s getting ready for take off. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Yow! » view all 33 photos Continue reading →
Meet Janaina Reis , AKA the latest smoking hot bikini model to come out of Brazil. I swear, that has to be the country’s #1 export. Anyway, I don’t really get the whole “flight school” thing, but I do know that glider’s not the only thing that’s getting ready for take off. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Yow! » view all 33 photos Continue reading →
This is just so fucking stupid….. It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress.. What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there… I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit.. I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated… The post Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me… NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”… Catalog pics are the fucking worst… The post Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .