To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened… This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”… That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers. As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH This dude is ridiculous…
Nicola Peltz is the new Megan Fox… So I like her for proving that Megan Fox has no talent, is a hack and that the only thing that was ever important about Megan Fox was tricking people into thinking she was the hottest thing around…and once that happened…life was easy. One day the world will realize that Acting takes no talent at all, especially if you’re a chick. You just need some really basic skills like reading and remember a few lines, but more importantly, an ego and arrogance so that the people around you believe you when you say how you got into character and channelled your tormented childhood into this role…go fuck yourself you self involved poofter… Either way, Nicola Peltz, may be one to watch, is in some pics looking’ good enough for whatever magazine this is.
Here are some shitty paparazzi pics of Suki Waterhouse getting out of a car in a skirt…because she’s a model who is dating Bradley Cooper, which I guess makes her more important than other models, because the world hasn’t realized that none of these idiots are talented, interesting or important…if anything they are the annoying kid in your high school class always telling a bad joke for attention because their dad’s hated them…if they even had a dad.. I prefer when Suki Waterhouse WAS SHOWING NIPPLE FOR FASHION … back when she was desperate to make it…because it would mean that she could land an Bradley Cooper…and she did…so a win for her, is a lose for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The years come and go, but one Texas teacher’s vintage ’70s outfit lived on in every single yearbook photo he posed for during his 40-year tenure. Dale Irby, 63, retired this year as an elementary school teacher, capping off a terrific career in education and an amazing four-decade fashion statement. It started off purely by accident, he says. “I was so embarrassed when I got the pictures back that second year and realized that I had worn the very same thing as the first year,” Irby recalled. But Irby’s wife thought it was funny, and urged him to keep going in the third year, and then the fourth. Once five came around, he figured: “Why stop?” Forty years later, the outfit has outlasted the store and the physical mall where he bought it, but the shirt still fits, says Irby , “if I suck it in a little.”
Britney Spears is hard at work, and things are about to get personal. “So excited 2 give u a taste of my new album… can’t wait 2 share what I’ve been working on,” she Tweeted. “Going to be my most personal album ever :)” The 31-year-old recently released her latest single, ” Ooh La La ,” an upbeat track featured in The Smurfs 2 , and is getting in shape for her Vegas show. “I’m doing 90 minutes of yoga twice a week in addition to a lot of cardio – hour-long sessions three times a week with my trainer,” she revealed. “[Vegas] won’t be simple – they’ll be a massive party from start to finish. And to pull this off, I have to be in top condition and running at full speed.” From the looks of these Britney Spears bikini pics , she’s off to a good start!
Alexander Bradley, the man who claims that Aaron Hernandez shot him in the face earlier this year, has been ordered to appear before a grand jury. This is separate from the murder of Olin Lloyd, for which Hernandez is charged, and a 2012 Boston double homicide in which he is a person of interest. Bradley has been ordered by a judge in Massachusetts to testify before a grand jury later this month; it’s unclear if police are trying establish any link. He is scheduled to appear July 17. Bradley had been actively fighting the interstate subpoena, claiming that he required medical treatment in Florida. The judge ruled that the travel “will not cause undue hardship” for Bradley, who “is a material and necessary witness” in the investigation of Hernandez. Bradley sued Hernandez in June, before Lloyd’s murder, claiming Aaron Hernandez shot him in the face following an altercation at a Miami strip club. He never identified the New England Patriots tight end as the assailant when speaking to police, and only directly accused him in his recent lawsuit. The former NFL star is facing a first-degree murder charge in the slaying of his friend/acquaintance and is being investigated in a drive-by last summer. Officials suspect his motive may have been to keep Odin Lloyd quiet about his involvement in the earlier murder(s), though that remains just a theory.
The Farrah Abraham sex tape apparently created quite a rift between the Teen Mom star and her mom, and she’s packing up and leaving as a result. Her mom Debra initially pretended to be blissfully ignorant of her 21-year-old girl’s porno with James Deen … which we all know by now is quite real. According to Deb, Farrah would NEVER star in such a video, let alone commission it or concoct a scheme to make it look like a leaked sex tape. The rationale, in her eyes: “We have religious beliefs.” Sure thing. In any case, Farrah did make the tape with James Deen, and despite her protestations, it came out that she was the one who thought up the scheme. When Debra found out , she flipped. Sources close to the Teen Mom star say the two have been so at odds over the sex tape that she packed up a U-Haul and hit the road today. Some say Farrah’s mom kicked her out. Farrah says otherwise. “After meeting with my counselor today, I’ve packed up everything; I’m not talking to my mom anymore,” the reality star of zero credibility says. This is, after all, a girl who went shopping for a fake boyfriend . She adds, seemingly without irony, “My mother will never be a good mother to me and it is too hurtful to deal with let alone have my daughter Sophia around it.” Sometimes, a mom does what she’s gotta do. Right Farrah?
All is reportedly not well between Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper on the set of their new film, and his new girlfriend Suki Waterhouse is to blame. The two, whose chemistry earned the Silver Linings Playbook a host of Oscar nominations, are at odds over Suki, who’s been a presence on the set. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper are currently working on a new David O. Russell film, and sources say the tension over Waterhouse is palpable. Basically, J-Law is allegedly jealous of Brad’s new plaything. “When Bradley and Jennifer made Silver Linings Playbook and Serena together they were inseparable ,” a source says of the actors … but no longer/ “Bradley has been spending his free time with Suki, and she feels like she’s lost her partner in crime. They haven’t been hanging around each other as often.” “Bradley flew Suki Waterhouse from London to Boston and he took her on a tour of the city. Then, he flew to Paris to see her the moment he had a break.” “Because he’s spending all his free time with Suki, Jennifer’s only really seen Bradley on set and over time she’s grown a little bit jealous about it.” Eh, don’t sweat it too much Jen. Guy lives with his mom. We kid. Bradley’s an awesome guy. But if you’ve seen Jennifer Lawrence bikini photos , you know she’d have no problem landing … well, any guy.
‘Silver Linings Playbook’ actor also nabbed Best Male Performance at Sunday night’s show. By Jocelyn Vena Bradley Cooper wins at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage
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