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Rumer Willis Booty Pop of the Day

There have been constant debates as to whether Rumer Willis was actually human, or just a product of an STD Demi Moore had when she was first fucking bouncer turned action star Bruce Willis…it was like “no that’s gotta be a UTI”…9 months earlier…only to have this weird, fungal, even potato shaped object fall out during getting fucked while on drugs in some hollywood mansion… But I think, Rumer Willis, is an actual human, and not just afterbirth stained on panties that grew into a human-like thing due to the right climate and moisture levels….I don’t think she’s an alien…but I do think she’s been clever enough to distract people from her Demi Moore before the Plastic Surgery face that wasn’t necessarily pretty but gave good enough head to lure in at least one dude interested in exploring Trans sex, so long as the trans had a pussy not a Bruce Jenner…it’s less gay that way… And I’m not just saying that because her booty pop game is on point… Fine… Maybe I am…but that booty pop game is on point…how can you not want to bury your face in it…like you were Ashton Kutcher before the dot com billions…just stepdadding the right way..right It is the fake face, fake booty, fake lips, injections everywhere generation…and as someone who likes a big round ass as long as it isn’t on a Kardashian…this new Rumer Willis due to strategic engineering…is a better Rumer Willis..so girls, if you’re out there, ugly and hopeless, but rich…you’ll be ok…you will get through it…and plastic surgeons will be eager to take you on as a challenge…and succeed…because you can afford them….thanks to your trust fund.. Here’s a meme she posted taht I assume hits close to home Just yes ???????????? A video posted by Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on Jul 17, 2015 at 7:42am PDT The post Rumer Willis Booty Pop of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared… He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it… Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute… The post Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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22 Stunning Celebrity Divorces That Prove Love is Dead

Really, if these couples can't make it… who can? We're still shocked that these Hollywood marriage didn't work out. Toggle through this slideshow of most surprising divorces and react now: Can you believe they're over?!? Can true love even exist in Hollywood at this point? Or anywhere for that matter? Can't you two work it out, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner ?!? 1. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner We’re as stunned as you are. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were together for a decade and are parents to three amazing kids. 2. Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner If Bruce and Kris Jenner cannot make it work, even after two decades of marriage, what hope is there for every other couple out there? 3. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 4. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey They have twins! They renewed their vows every year! And yet it did not work out in the end for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. 5. Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli could not make their marriage work. They split in 2013. 6. Heidi Klum and Seal We never thought Heidi Klum and Seal would split. But they shockingly proved us wrong. View Slideshow

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Caitlyn Jenner: I’m Grateful for My Marriage to Kris

In her interview with Vanity Fair and in her trailer for I Am Cait , Caitlyn Jenner has an eye on the future, excitedly talking about the freedom she now enjoys as a woman. But the reality star took a moment on Friday to recognize something and someone very important from her past: Her marriage to Kris Jenner. View Slideshow: Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner: Through the Years… “Reading the VF article reminded me of the love & good times Kris & I shared for so many years. Wouldn’t trade that time for anything!” Caitlyn Tweeted this evening. Caitlyn and Kris have clashed, indirectly, ever since the former came out on the cover of Vanity Fair this month. Kris has said she knew nothing at all about her then-husband’s yearning to be a woman… … while Caitlyn has said Kris was aware of his penchant for cross-dressing and that her “mistreatment” was largely to blame for their divorce. The Jenners got married in 1991 and separated in 2013. Their split became legal and official earlier this year. Kris has been openly supportive of Caitlyn ever since her interview with Diane Sawyer , saying on multiple occasions how proud she is of the woman formerly known as Bruce. But there’s also been talk that Kris is trying to upstage Caityn when she is honored as the ESPY Awards in July. It’s unclear who knew what when and who is telling the truth now. But kudos to Caitlyn for being the bigger person and actually addressing her ex in a positive manner. Your move, Kris. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce!

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2-Way Street: Texas Residents Ponder Whether Or Not To Transition “Bruce Jenner Lane”

Texas Residents Debate Changing Bruce Jenner Lane Street To Caitlyn Jenner Lane Times they are a-changin’…to Caitlyn … Via DailyMail Residents of neighborhoods with roads commemorating US Olympians are debating changing their street signs to match one honoree’s new name. Those living on Bruce Jenner Lane in Austin and other cities face questions about whether their roads should be renamed after the Olympic decathlete unveiled her new identity, Caitlyn Jenner, on the cover of Vanity Fair. ‘Should we put both of them on there? Tape one underneath it?’ Texas resident Ray Briggs asked. Briggs and others in Olympic Heights, a neighborhood where the streets are named after famous Olympians such as Wilma Rudolph and Jim Thorpe, say they are supportive of Jenner. However, they now must decide if doing the paperwork to make a change official is worth it. ‘I thought about doing it myself,’ Briggs told KVUE. Address information for bills and GPS systems would need to be updated given an official switch. Apparently the folks in Austin aren’t the only ones having trouble deciding on what to do about Bru-…Caitlyn’s new identity. El Paso residents on a Bruce Jenner Lane and those living on Bruce Jenner Drive in Clarksville, Tennessee, are also deciding whether to update their street’s name. ‘I don’t think they should change the name, because the street was named after he was an Olympian, and who he is now doesn’t change who he was in the past,’ Bianca Duran, of El Paso, told NBC. Some think that the neighborhood should use the name change to find a new idol for the street, which has been named after Jenner since 1983. Jenner’s alma mater Graceland University in Iowa also has a sports complex named after the athlete. What do you think they should do? Image via NBCDFW

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Caitlyn Jenner Will Be Honored At This Summer’s ESPY Awards!

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Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day

I guess we can thank Caitlyn Bruce Jenner for taking some attention away from his vapid, disgusting, porn star stepdaughter, as his cover for Vanity Fair where he outs himself, or names himself Caitlyn, in what I guess is the most publicized tranny of the year, thanks to being part of the most publicized family of the decade, in what is probably the most substantial thing they’ve contributed to the world…not because I love trannies, or I’m into tranny porn, or because I didn’t think Kim Kardashian was a tranny and still do…but because apparently this is empowering and inspiring other Trannies who are feeling lost in the world, and that’s more than we can say for the rest of the family that has just contributed to people getting ass implants, filming sex tapes, and being vapid tacky cunts…that we all hate…because it’s low level garbage… But Bruce Jenner…I mean for a 60 year old…motherfucker’s got some Olympian tits..and why does he look like Katie Holmes.. The post Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bruce Jenner Is Your Next Vanity Cover Woman. (Yes, You Read That Right.)

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In Knifed Up White Folks’ News: Bruce Jenner Healing From Top Secret Gender Reassignment Surgery Officially Transitioning Him To Bad Becky Status!

Bruce Jenner Successfully Transitions To Female Congratulations to Bruce Jenner , who has successfully completed his gender reassignment surgery! to RadarOnline reports: The moment Bruce Jenner has been waiting for has arrived! RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the former Olympian recently underwent full gender reassignment surgery, and is now legally considered a woman. Jenner, 65, underwent the grueling surgery “over three weeks ago,” an insider told Radar. “The procedure involved reshaping Bruce’s male genitalia into that of a woman. He was very happy with the results, but didn’t realize how grueling the recovery would be.” “The surgery was more than eight hours long,” the source said. “In the immediate aftermath, Bruce thought he had a urinary tract infection, but it was simply the pain from the procedure.” Over the weekend, Jenner was publicly spotted with long blonde locks — his first public outing since April 30. Now, “Bruce is officially, and for all legal purposes, considered a woman,” the source said. “Bruce’s kids have never seen him so happy. They just wish he would publicly start living as a woman, but contractually, he has to keep it under wraps until the docuseries premieres.” Story developing. WOW. So this whole time while we’ve been watching all these specials Bruce has been healing from surgery already. Hit the flip to find out how Bruce kept it a secret

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