Leah Messer is tired of the bull snot. Seriously, she says as much in this sneak peek for next week's episode of Teen Mom 2. She's tired of the bull snot — Jeremy Calvert's bull snot, to be specific. In the clip, Leah is hanging out with her grandmother on a porch, like you do. But it's not a carefree grandma hang sesh because Jeremy is getting on her nerves . As she explains to Grandma Sandy, Jeremy is home from his job for the week, and she assumed he'd want to spend some time with their daughter. “He was supposed to meet me before noon and now he's changing it to 2:30,” she complains in the clip below. “It's unfair to our child.” Granny doesn't hold back, as Grannys often don't. Advising her to tell Jeremy that he can either get with the program and be more involved in the kid's life or else she'll raise her alone, she does not mince words. Leah's a little hesitant to go that far — probably because she realizes that Jeremy isn't that bad — but ol' Granny is firm. “You can't chase down a dead beat dad,” she tells Leah, and sadly, she's probably not the only one having that very thought. So does Leah's grandmother have a point? Is Jeremy really a dead beat dad? Should Leah give up on hopes of co-parenting with him and just stop fighting this fight? Check out Leah's predicament in the video:
Another day, another instance of Jeremy Calvert biting the hand that feeds him. Yep, don’t look now, but Jeremy Calvert is real upset and hurt and angry that MTV edited hours upon hours of footage into a 40 minute show people would want to watch. At this point, Jeremy is turning his Instagram rant sessions into a weekly affair, updating his followers with each and every grievance he has with the show as soon as the new episode airs. “I don’t give a damn,” he’s said about his anti-Teen Mom agenda . “I’m going to do it every Monday.” But he wanted to make sure everyone knew that “I’m not just trying to create drama. If they show something positive on an episode, I’ll say it was positive.” Still, “If there’s something that they air that makes me look like an a–hole, I’ll say that. I’m not going to hide behind a cell phone to protect my ass.” It’s obvious that Jeremy feels very strongly about how he’s being portrayed on the show, which is fair. “I’m not trying to [have people] look past anything I do wrong,” he insisted, “I just want to put the real story out there.” The issue, according to him, is that “When you’re married to [one of the Teen Moms], they make you look good. As soon as you get divorced, MTV makes you look like an a–hole.” And boy, on this week’s episode of Teen Mom 2 , he looked like the biggest a–hole. On the show, Leah told Jeremy that she planned on taking her daughters, including the one she shares with Jeremy, on a vacation to Mexico. Then Jeremy spoke with Corey Simms, Leah’s first ex-husband and the father of her twins, and had some words with him about the trip, which he seemed to be totally unaware of. “Leah is planning on taking the kids to Mexico,” Jeremy told him. “Not New Mexico, motherf-cking Mexico.” He added, “I ain’t really too thrilled about that. I just don’t like Mexico.” So that sounds pretty racist, right? Jeremy straight up said that he dislikes an entire country, and there’s not many possible explanations for why that is. You know, besides racism. And so the Mexico issue is the subject of Jeremy’s latest Instagram rant , which he’s since deleted. His first piece of evidence in his favor is that the timeline is all screwed up, because Corey already knew about the trip. “As already informed a week and a half prior to us filming that scene that he was aware of the whole Mexico trip,” he revealed. “Clearly when I called on camera he was completely caught off guard by the Mexico trip. You can figure that out!” We actually can’t figure that out, these words seem kind of jumbled and placed together in a way that almost makes sense, but not quite. Jeremy Calvert Goes OFF on Teen Mom 2 Editors But we’re pretty sure he’s saying that something’s not right, and he used that to jump to his next point. “MTV did not show the part of the rest of the conversation in regards to the Mexico trip and the reason why I don’t want my child to go there,” he said. “I’m not racist. MTV does some good editing.” So this would be a perfect time to explain why he didn’t want his daughter to go to Mexico, right? He could just clear things right up. But, according to Jeremy, he doesn’t owe anyone any explanations when it comes to how he chooses to raise his daughter. … Except wasn’t this whole pitiful rant an explanation? He couldn’t go for a few extra seconds to explain his “I just don’t like Mexico” statement? Sounds good, bud. See you next week. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?!
If you thought that the Teen Mom drama only revolved around the girls who gave birth on reality television when they were teenagers, you couldn’t be more wrong. Seriously, are you new? Teen Mom drama can involve the moms, the moms’ family, the moms’ friends, the moms’ significant others. It can even. and often does, involve MTV, the company that made them rich-ish and famous in the first place. Any and all shenanigans can go down for these people, and the eventful love life of Jeremy Calvert is proof of that. Jeremy is sometimes featured on Teen Mom 2, since he was briefly married to Leah Messer and had a child with her. These days, he’s not involved with Leah at all beyond co-parenting, and he’s barely on the show anymore, but still, people seem to be interested in what he’s been getting up to. Probably because he’s been up to no good. Jeremy has been dating this girl named Brooke Wehr since 2015. The relationship has had its ups and downs, and we’ve seen some of them on Teen Mom 2. We’ve seen Jeremy ditch his own kid to take care of Brooke’s , we’ve seen Leah embarrass herself, seemingly out of jealousy of Brooke . And last week, we saw Brooke and Jeremy break up on Instagram. It was an exceptionally millennial breakup, communicated through memes. Brooke posted one that read “I’m letting go. You let go a long time ago, and I realize that it is time for me to do the same.” Another read “It hurts when the person that made you feel special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.” Jeremy’s heartfelt meme read “Sometimes holding on does more damage than letting go.” In his caption, he wrote “This speaks so much volume to me.” It’s not clear what caused such a modern split, but there’s been some speculation that MTV’s dastardly editing played a role in it. Particularly, one scene of Leah talking about Jeremy’s engagement to Brooke in which she claimed that he thought the engagement was not a big deal. Leah Messer Reacts to Jeremy Calvert Engagement So sad, right? But before you get too heartbroken, you should know that Jeremy and Brooke are already back together. Brooke shared a screenshot of one of the breakup stories, one that blamed Teen Mom for everything, and wrote “This is not the reason we ever broke up.” “I keep seeing these articles and that scene is not the reason that we ever broke up lol,” she insisted. “Just to clarify.” One of her followers commented to say that she wasn’t even aware of their breakup, and Brooke replied “for like a day lol.” Then Jeremy shared a photo of himself with Brooke, and in his caption he wrote “Yes we have fights and yes we have are arugements and short break ups but we still continue to try and make it work everyday.” “Life and relationship arent easy on a day-to-day basis and never less with a camera in ur face, your a great step mom to my child and the only female she has been around and that makes me happy and i want it to stay that way for her sake.” “Your a amazing mom to your little one also. No matter what I love you even during the fights and arguements,” he continued. “Sometimes u bother me like no other and other times i want u to bother me for the rest of my life… i love you @bwehr10.” Yeah, yeah, that grammar and spelling. But still, it’s a sweet message, right? Congrats to Jeremy and Brooke on their engagement (again)! View Slideshow: Brooke Wehr: Who is Jeremy Calvert’s Fiancee?
Over the past few weeks, Jon Gosselin has been back in the news. For all the wrong reasons. But a new bombshell report takes these negative accusations against the former reality star to a new, gross, truly disturbing level. First, let’s go back over what Kate Gosselin has said of late of her ex-husband. In an interview with People Magazine in August, Kate went into detail over just how much Jon changed after the couple and their eight kids became famous. “I really would have thought he’d have been here for the long haul,” Kate told the publication , after talking about how her son, Colin, has special needs. “The weirdest thing is that overnight he became a different person.” Kate didn’t go into much detail at the time regarding Jon’s changes. But she claims those around her saw “proof” for themselves and eventually took her side. From there, In Touch Weekly uncovered a police report Kate filed last year in which she accused Jon of being a drug dealer . In one report that was filed on April 24, 2015, Kate stated that “Jon is a drug dealer, who uses his disc jockey employment as a front to sell narcotics.” If that was truly the case, it’s safe to say it was at least an effective front. We definitely did not suspect Jon Gosselin of dealing drugs while he spun records in random establishments. And now In Touch has followed up on this story, writing that it has obtained a police report that not only accused Jon of having kidnapped daughter Hannah when she was 10 years old… … but also of doing God-Knows-What with her. In the official document, Kate Gosselin told police “that she detects suspicious behavior between Jonathan and their [then] 10-year-old daughter.” Meaning what, exactly? What was Kate actually accusing Jon of here? Do we even want to know?!? “Jon had no idea at the time that she accused him of having an inappropriate relationship with Hannah,” an insider tells the tabloid, adding: “He was upset when he found out.” Gee, ya think?!? View Slideshow: 13 Really Bad Celebrity Dads Far be it for us to defend Jon Gosselin. The guy seems like a total and complete douchebag. But Kate was no saint herself during her marriage to the star and you can’t just go throwing around “suspicious behavior” accusations against the father of your children? We never heard anything about child services investigating Jon Gosselin for any of these claims, so it doesn’t appear as if much came from them. But sheesh! For goodness sake! The couple does still have eight kids together. They do still have to serve as parents to these kids, some of which are already old enough to use the Internet. How long until they Google their mom and dad and read about all the over-the-top insults and allegations that flew back and forth between the exes? Jon and Kate got divorced in 2009. That’s seven years ago! They really need to let the bad blood go already.
The push present is the latest trend among fabulously wealthy people in search of new reasons to lavish each other with extravagant presents and then brag about said presents on social media. Technically it’s a gift for pregnant women who are about to give birth, but when it’s taken to opulent extremes, it’s really just an excuse for the Kardashians of the world to flaunt their wealth. Kim’s push present was a $1 million diamond choker, but because Blac Chyna is expecting a baby with an unemployed stoner and not a world-famous rapper she had to go a bit cheaper – and buy the damn present for herself. That’s Blac with the new love of her life – a $400,000 Rolls Royce. She captioned the pic: “A little gift to myself for working this hard all year! Cant wait to bring my baby girl home!” Hey, we’ve been known to spend the day in bed just because we’re carrying an unusually large food baby, so we have the utmost respect for pregnancy and pregnant women. Really, if there’s any feat that deserves a present, it’s creating a freaking life. That said, maybe it doesn’t have to be a $400,000 luxury automobile? Especially when your primary source of income is a reality show whose ratings have been steadily plummeting since its debut? We know Blac has other revenue streams, but all of them are based on her social media popularity, which could go up in smoke over night. And we hate to rag on Rob, but the fact is, Blac’s engaged to an emotionally troubled recovering addict who’s soon to be a first-time dad. We’re just saying, it might be a good time for Rob and Blac to focus on creating the most stable possible environment for little Kym Kardashian (that name won’t help), and maybe spend a little less time thinking about themselves. Blac is absolutely right in that she hustles hard, and she deserves to enjoy the finer thing in life. But her latest extravagant purchase isn’t the only indication that Rob and Chyna are thinking more about Rob and Chyna than about the challenges of starting a new, blended family in the constant glare of the media spotlight. Earlier this week, Rob said he plans to drop some “pregnancy weight” after Chyna gives birth. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos We suppose it’s funny that he’s using Blac’s pregnancy as an excuse for why he packed on the pounds. But it’s a little unnerving that he thinks raising an infant for the first time will leave him with ample time and energy to start a new diet.
So how great are all those guys on Teen Mom, huh?! Such remarkable specimens of manhood, every one of them, filled to the brim with integrity, compassion, and grace. … Wait, like 85% of them are completely terrible human beings ? Well, huh. Sure, some of them baby daddies are awful, but some of the aren't! Some of them are kind of OK, and a few are even great ! Check out our ranking of all the Teen Mom fellas, from best to worst. And prepare to be amazed, as always, at the level of awfulness on this show. 1. Cole DeBoer Cole DeBoer is Chelsea Houska’s husband, and thank goodness for that. He’s stepdad to little Aubree, he and Chelsea are currently expecting their first child together, and ever since he first came on the show, he’s been perfect. He’s an easy number one, y’all. 2. Javi Marroquin Javi Marroquin was married to Kailyn Lowry, and they share one son together, Lincoln. Javi was also a killer stepdad to Kailyn’s first son, Isaac. He’s known to throw a little shade from time to time, but for the most part, he’s been respectful to Kailyn and a great father to both boys. 3. Jeremy Calvert Jeremy Calvert was married to Leah Messer, and they share one daughter, Adalynn. He was with Leah when she went to rehab — AKA at the start of her downward spiral into awfulness — and he was just a pretty steady, great dude through it all. 4. Corey Simms Corey Simms was also married to Leah Messer, and they had twins Aliannah and Aleeah. They got divorced when Leah couldn’t stay faithful to him (and also because they had twins and got married when they were teenagers), but Corey’s been a good father, and a good coparent with Leah. He’s just a good ol’ boy, y’all. 5. Tyler Baltierra Tyler Baltierra has been with Catelynn Lowell since they were 12 years old (yes, literally), and when she got pregnant at 16, they placed their daughter up for adoption. They’ve since gotten married and had another daughter, Novalee. Tyler would be higher on this list, but thanks to some recent body-shaming and generally insensitive remarks to Catelynn, he got knocked down a few notches. 6. Taylor McKinney Taylor McKinney is Maci Bookout’s husband, and they share two children together, Jayde and Maverick. Sure, Taylor drinks Bud Light like it’s water and he’s in a desert, but he’s a good father, especially to Maci’s older son, Bentley. View Slideshow
So this is what it looks like when worlds collide. Yes, that’s Chelsea Houska hanging out with Leah Messer’s ex, Jeremy Calvert, and no, we won’t what the hell is going on here either. Judging by their Instagram pages ( Jeremy deleted his social media accounts a few weeks ago, but it seems he’s back now.), Chelsea had a casual backyard BBQ at her house over the weekend – and for some reason, Calvert was in attendance. To make things even weirder, the casual backyard BBQ included some totes chillaxed Botox sessions, as well: Yes, it’s hard to tell just what’s going on here, but Chelsea captioned the photo, “The BBQ just took a weird turn #botoxparty.” So at Chelsea’s house, a laid back Sunday afternoon involves some ribs, some brews, the ex-husband of a friend who lives in a completely different part of the country – and maybe a couple needles in the face. Like we said, it’s not an easy situation to figure out. Obviously, nothing is going on between these two. As she reminds her Instagram followers every chance she gets, Chelsea is engaged to Cole DeBoer . And as he angrily pointed out amidst rumors that he and Leah were on the verge of a reconciliation, Jeremy is still dating Brooke Wehr . Jeremy travels a lot for work, so maybe he was in the area and decided to swing by Chelsea’s party? We’re not sure, but we’d give anything to be a fly on the wall here. Especially if Jeremy got down with the Botox sessions. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to remind yourself how random it is that these two lives should intersect. View Slideshow: Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer: Cutest (Most Stable) Teen Mom Couple Ever!
Jeremy Calvert is really over Leah Messer. So over the Teen Mom 2 star, in fact, that he wants to sell the wedding band she gave him to the highest bidder on eBay. Guess all that drunk flirting between Leah and Jeremy at dinner a while back didn’t amount to much. According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup , Jeremy is doing some spring cleaning and took to Instagram to post some of the items he plans to hawk on the auction site. Among them was the wedding ring, for which the starting bid he announced would be $500. I know five hundos is just a jumping off point, but still… that’s IT?! After fans came at him with the hate, he shot back at them with some pointed instructions. “You all should know what she done with her wedding set so kiss my white ass!” he wrote in the comment section. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Before They Were Stars … He did not elaborate on what Leah did with her rings, so we can just leave that up to the imagination. Eventually, Jeremy deleted the post, and we haven’t seen the ring on eBay thus far. It appears to be a time of purging for Jeremy. We recently learned that he intends to quit Teen Mom 2 for good and will forbid Adalynn, the daughter he shares with Leah, to appear on the show as well. “Jeremy is over it,” revealed a source. “He’s tired of being attached to this show, and now that he and Leah are divorced, he doesn’t want to be part of her drama,” the source added. “He’s tired of dealing with all the negativity that comes from him being on the show, too.” If Jeremy’s tired of the drama, he might be better advised to take the ring to a pawn shop for a discreet trade, rather than post to one of the world’s largest social media sites to announce its sale. Just a suggestion. View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!
This is a classic case of reading too much into something. Teen Mom 2 fans were super-jazzed to see that Leah Messer was spending an evening alone. It’s assumed that both of her ex-husbands had custody of their daughters for the night (Jeremy Calvert with Adalynn, and Corey Simms with their twins, Aliannah and Aleeah), giving Messer the night off. “Oh wow, this momma is home alone,” Messer tweeted on February 16th. “What to do, what to do … Agh, I guess I’ll clean up then watch movies? I think so.” Fans were pleased to see that Messer was taking a time-out from dating, since reportedly breaking it off with boyfriend T.R. Dues. “Enjoy it. Moms need time to regroup,” one wrote. “It makes us better. Enjoy your alone time. enjoy your momma alone time,” another chimed in. One user suggested Messer “call Robbie,” referring to Robbie Kidd, her ex-boyfriend with whom she cheated on both of her ex-husbands. Back in January, rumors stared to circulate that Messer was getting back together with Calvert (the couple finalized their divorce in September 2015. Not so, according to a source. “There’s no way in hell [Jeremy Calvert] wants to be back with Leah ,” said source told The Ashley . “They rarely text, and when they do it’s only about Addie. As far as them calling each other ‘baby’ and all that, it’s completely untrue.” In fact, Calvert is dating on-again girlfriend, Brooke Wehr. “They split for a little while but are back together right now and going strong,” the source added. “Brooke is really different from Leah and Jeremy is really happy with her. They have a lot of fun together.” Teen Mom 2 returns to MTV March 21st.
It’s been several months since the Internet went totally and completely insane over the color of a dress . So clearly it’s time for another brain-teaser to drive every man, woman and child out of their minds, right? This one comes to us from a Hungarian cartoonist named Gergely Dudas. His pen name is Dudolf; he created the image on Wednesday, December 16; and he then shared it on his Facebook page. The puzzle has since garnered over 112,000 Shares and over 52,000 Likes… although we’re not sure if anyone actually likes it. Based on the responses we’ve seen thus far online, most folks appear to either hate it, really hate it or REALLY, REALLY hate it. All we’re being asked to do here is to find a single panda bear from among a great many snowmen. No problem, right? A panda looks nothing at all like a snowman, right? Okay, sure. Keep thinking that. Then, feast your eyes on this black-and-white-and-white-and-black-and-black-and-white-again-and-oh-my-effin-God-where-is-the-panda????!?!?!?!?! image and then get right back to us, okay? ( HINT : Keep your eyes on the right side of the puzzle. That’s all we’re going to say. And, no, it didn’t take us the last seven hours just to narrow it down that much. We have no idea why you would think that.)
