So how great are all those guys on Teen Mom, huh?! Such remarkable specimens of manhood, every one of them, filled to the brim with integrity, compassion, and grace. … Wait, like 85% of them are completely terrible human beings ? Well, huh. Sure, some of them baby daddies are awful, but some of the aren't! Some of them are kind of OK, and a few are even great ! Check out our ranking of all the Teen Mom fellas, from best to worst. And prepare to be amazed, as always, at the level of awfulness on this show. 1. Cole DeBoer Cole DeBoer is Chelsea Houska’s husband, and thank goodness for that. He’s stepdad to little Aubree, he and Chelsea are currently expecting their first child together, and ever since he first came on the show, he’s been perfect. He’s an easy number one, y’all. 2. Javi Marroquin Javi Marroquin was married to Kailyn Lowry, and they share one son together, Lincoln. Javi was also a killer stepdad to Kailyn’s first son, Isaac. He’s known to throw a little shade from time to time, but for the most part, he’s been respectful to Kailyn and a great father to both boys. 3. Jeremy Calvert Jeremy Calvert was married to Leah Messer, and they share one daughter, Adalynn. He was with Leah when she went to rehab — AKA at the start of her downward spiral into awfulness — and he was just a pretty steady, great dude through it all. 4. Corey Simms Corey Simms was also married to Leah Messer, and they had twins Aliannah and Aleeah. They got divorced when Leah couldn’t stay faithful to him (and also because they had twins and got married when they were teenagers), but Corey’s been a good father, and a good coparent with Leah. He’s just a good ol’ boy, y’all. 5. Tyler Baltierra Tyler Baltierra has been with Catelynn Lowell since they were 12 years old (yes, literally), and when she got pregnant at 16, they placed their daughter up for adoption. They’ve since gotten married and had another daughter, Novalee. Tyler would be higher on this list, but thanks to some recent body-shaming and generally insensitive remarks to Catelynn, he got knocked down a few notches. 6. Taylor McKinney Taylor McKinney is Maci Bookout’s husband, and they share two children together, Jayde and Maverick. Sure, Taylor drinks Bud Light like it’s water and he’s in a desert, but he’s a good father, especially to Maci’s older son, Bentley. View Slideshow
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The Men of Teen Mom, Ranked by Terribleness!