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They Turn Us On, Dammit! Movieline Critic Alison Willmore’s Top 10 Overlooked Gems of 2012

This December is heavy with major movies — Zero Dark Thirty ,  This is 40 ,  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ,  Django Unchained and  Les Misérables — that are literally (use the bathroom first) and metaphorically big. As they dominate the year-end conversation, it seems like a good moment to to call out some films that may not earn many mentions at award shows and top ten lists, but nevertheless charmed, entertained or impressed me throughout the year. 1. Indie Game: The Movie This fascinating documentary about the relatively new world of independently made video games follows the maker of an established hit, a team preparing to debut their work and a guy who’s been toiling for years on something that’s still not finished. It’s a look at the ambitious far reaches of a medium that’s been dominated by the equivalent of blockbusters for most of its existence, and at what it means to strive for something personal and artistically inclined in a world just learning to appreciate those qualities. 2. Keep the Lights On Ira Sachs’ film about the ups and downs of a decade-long romance is based on his own relationship, and has the sting of the personal in the way it tracks how the needy Eric (Thure Lindhardt) and the drug-addicted Paul (Zachary Booth) support, hurt and enable each other. It’s a painfully honest look at how we can keep returning to the things we know are bad for us, and what it takes to finally pull away. 3. Sparkle Yes, it comes with the baggage of featuring an unhappy, exhausted-looking Whitney Houston in her last role and serving as the acting debut of  American Idol  winner Jordin Sparks . But  Sparkle  is an interesting, complex consideration of African American womanhood and what it means to be good and to be a success. And Carmen Ejogo , as the troubled and talented oldest sister, is an outstanding find — she’s magnetic even as she’s embraces destruction. 4. Sound of Noise A heist movie in which the goal is not to steal but to make music: This Swedish comedy is built around four outrageous and inventive movements in a piece performed a group of anarchist artists who unlawfully invade a hospital room, a bank, a plaza and a power plant to make themselves heard . It’s weird in the very best way. 5. King Kelly Shot on iPhones and consumer-grade cameras posing as them, this film about a camgirl and her adventures on July 4th is a damning portrait of self-documentation as narcissism, and worse, as a way of using the Internet to justify your behavior and your appeal. Between her online following and her fawning best friend, Kelly (Louisa Krause) has surrounded herself with people who tell her how great she is. She blocks out anyone who disagrees, although it becomes apparent that she’s as much at the mercy of pandering to her “fans” as she is empowered by their adoration.

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Former Mr. Sharon Stone Obama ‘Crack’ Humor Attempt Backfires

As your humble correspondent has learned, writing humor can be very dangerous since it can easily backfire. Such was the case with a story written by the former Mr. Sharon Stone aka Phil Bronstein, Editor-at-Large of the San Francisco Chronicle. Just from the very title of his piece, “Should Obama have smoked crack?” you just know Bronstein was going to run into trouble. Some readers didn’t know he was trying to be funny and were outraged. Other readers realized he was attempting to write humor but felt it was really lame. So here is Bronstein’s backfiring humor attempt: …His druggie past is not helping him shape the overarching grit of his public character nearly as much as it could be. Weed and cocaine? Who’s going to be impressed with that, when his hugely successful contemporaries like Oprah Winfrey have the truly dark and evil specter of crack in their background? … He needed some rock in that pipe of his youth. If he’d had a crack addiction then instead of an effete taste for powdered cocaine and pot, people might be a little more respectful of him now. It would have been an even tougher journey to the top. The big dog bite needs teeth sharpened by real adversity. Okay, what’s really funny here is not Bronstein’s humor which is lame and heavy-handed but the way it has backfired so embarrasingly. However, Bronstein’s amateur attempt at humor gets worse. Much worse: Crack could have helped put some color back into the Obama narrative. It is a drug that disproportionately haunts African American communities. Think coke and its Paris Hilton or some no-brainers on The Hills. Crack is the gutter drug. As you can imagine, many of his readers probably wish that L.A. Zoo Komodo Dragon had bitten another part of Bronstein’s body than just his foot. Some sample comments: Another useless editorial from sfgate’s do nothing editor. Don’t you have some copy to read?   This is probably the most vapid observation of Obama’s past I have ever read. I’ll never get back the 2 minutes it took to read this. Bronstein should resign. This is a new low for the Chronicle and embarrassment to San Franciscans. Bronstein should have taken heed of Tip #9 of Hot Tips For Op-Ed Writers : 9. Avoid op-ed backfire. Humor is hard to project in an opinion piece. Satire can bite the writer. P.J. Gladnick wrote a tongue-in-cheek satire about harmful cartoons for the Los Angeles Herald Examiner. He showed Snow White exploiting short people, Scrooge McDuck engaging in the capitalistic duck-slave trade, the Three Little Pigs abusing the Big Bad Wolf, and more. That article made him the hero of the National Coalition on Television Violence, who used it to justify censoring Saturday morning TV.  And, Phil, if you really want to write a truly funny piece, then recount for us how you managed to stay married to supreme egomaniac Sharon Stone for six whole years.

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Scientists Hope BP Oil Spill Offers Clues about Global Warming

Image: The Chronicle of Higher Education While everyone else worries about the toxicity of the oil, the physics of plume dispersion, and the costs to wildlife and workers across the gulf, one crew of scientists see a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. The obvious ethical restrictions to releasing large amounts of methane (which contributes 25 times more greenhouse effect than carbon dioxide) into the ocean has complicated study of how seepage of natural gas at the ocean floor contributes to global wa… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Danielle Steele’s Bookkeeper Kristy Watts Is Sentenced 3 Years In Federal Prison

cbsnews Kristy Watts, a bookkeeper who worked 15 years for American romantic-drama novelist Danielle Steel,  was sentenced to nearly three years in federal prison Tuesday for scamming $768,000 from the popular author. Watts, 48, earned an annual good salary of $200,000 for part-time work that included handling Steel’s payroll and accounting. She pleaded guilty in September to tax evasion and fraud, including depositing numerous checks made out to “cash” in her own bank account, using the author’s credit card rewards points for plane flights and paying herself more than her salary. Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker proposed doubling the sentence, but after Watts showed remorse at the hearing, he agreed to a 33-month plea deal, According to the San Francisco Chronicle. In a statement read at court, Watts admitted she was motivated by “envy and jealousy” of Steel for embezzling the money. She had previously showed no remorse for her actions. Steel approached Watts after the ruling and wished her good luck, defense lawyer Anthony Brass told the Chronicle. Walker also sentenced Watts to 400 hours of community service when she is released from prison. Watts has paid the author $969,752 to settle a lawsuit by selling her house. She is married to a San Francisco Police Department officer and has a 6-year-old daughter. Danielle Steele’s Bookkeeper Kristy Watts Is Sentenced 3 Years In Federal Prison is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Real Recovery: Is college worth the high cost?

This week on The Real Recovery we're looking at how the recession is affecting college grads.

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John Couey is Burning in Hell – Shadowscope

Couey’s record includes arrests for burglary, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, indecent exposure, kidnapping and sexual battery not to mention the 2005 inhuman molestation of Jessica Lunsford at the home of his sister in …

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North Country Gazette » Couey, Killer Of Jessica Lunsford, Wants …

INVERNESS, FLA—The sex offender who has been sentenced to die by lethal injection for the 2005 kidnap, rape and murder of 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford , has appealed, arguing that his constitutional rights were violated. …

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Jessica Lunsford Act Kicks Domino's YouTube Video Worker out of …

Kristy Hammonds could say that 2009 has not been her year. In April, she and a co-worker were arrested for their actions on the now famous YouTube Domino’s Pizza video

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Pax Parabellum: John Couey is Dead

John Couey took Jessica Lunsford from her home and raped her. He kept her for several days in a trailer where other people lived yet they heard nothing out of the ordinary

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Convicted child killer Couey dies in prison, Florida officials say

(CNN) — A Florida death-row inmate convicted of abducting and murdering 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford in 2005 has died, prison officials said Wednesday.

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