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All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is This Proof Kim Kardashian Isn’t Pregnant? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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According to Gary With Da Tea, Kim Kardashian was spotted looking pregnant one moment and then not the next. Either way, Gary is convinced she’s not…

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Is This Proof Kim Kardashian Isn’t Pregnant? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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According to Gary With Da Tea, Kim Kardashian was spotted looking pregnant one moment and then not the next. Either way, Gary is convinced she’s not…

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Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like. She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo…. There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible… I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Edita Vilkeviciute is lovely, but Victoria’s Secret, like all billion dollar corporations, is ruining her. It’s one of those misinformed decisions that happens to all kinds of third world immigrants who believe in the American Dream. They see Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Levis Jeans and think “Freedom”…you know a life far better than the one they are living in their shanty or cold water flat in a war torn city. Then they get here and realize their minimum wage job can’t afford much more than what they had at home, and that they are starving, hungry and forced to turn to crime to get by. Only unlike the standard immigrant, Edita Vilkeviciute came into this with a good paying job, a job that would promise her rock star lovers, exclusive events, a lasting career as a half naked model…and millions of dollars when it is all said and done. Maybe even her own TV show like she was Heidi Klum or Tyra before her… So in her case, the only thing being ruined of hers by the evil empire, at least that we know of, is that they are photoshopping out her hard nipples and pussy lip definition…she’s totally into showing off to get ahead ….and to me that’s the worst kind of ruining you can do to a girl…no matter where she’s from…

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Courtney Stodden’s Comical Sized Tits of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack. Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count. Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors. Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route.. Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Shakira Rockin’ Rio in Tight Pantsof the Day

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shakira is fucking annoying. She’s so intense in her performances that I can’t imagine her being legit, or I don’t want her to be legit and actual behave like this, because that shit just scares me and I’d hate to experience her convulsing and experimental, possessed by a demon behavior anywhere but on stage, because I’ve crossed the street, left bars and public bathrooms, over people who have moved and acted as unstable as like this in everyday life… I am convinced she’s just trying to make people think she’s an artist, and really with a body like that, she can move and shake all she fucking wants, cuz lookin at it is worth the weirdness. There’s a reason she’s number one in youtube for ass shaking. Here she is performing Friday at the Rock in Rio music experience. Here’s a Whole Lot of Pics of her In Concert…..With Some Ass Shots… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mya’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some black booty, cuz there’s something that happens to me every summer, where I have a week or two of serious jungle fever…which I guess is a racist term…but the only one I know to get the poitn that I only want to go down on black girls….you see cuz I always have a black girl fetish, but Iwhen th e heat kicks in, it’s all I want, like other chicks don’t even exist anymore….and seeing pics of someone like Mya and her ass…cater to my fucking needs, which is good news for her, cuz I’m sure before today, she was struggling with her irrelevance and inability to get her career to the next level, you know peaked years ago and holding on….but now…she’s got a two week gig every summer in my masturbation habits…and really who could want anything more….? Not me. But then again I have no ambition.

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Whitney Port Picking Out Her Frontal Wedgie

Posted on August 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As irrelevant as Whitney Port is…it’s nice to see her keeping busy by pulling her short shorts out of her snatch…it’s an interesting hobby, a little less interesting than the girl who was pretty much fingering herself at the bar for all to smell, but interesting enough for me to pay attention….cuz despite being grossed out by the frontal wedgie back in high school, when the mom of 6 lunch monitor wore pants 4 sizes too tight, in what was a vile situation, a vile situation I’ve developed a love for over the decades, and even reference that lunch lady sometimes when I jerk off, if only I knew what I know now when I was younger, right Rod Stewart, I coulda been lunching on her lady….in all it’s huge pant eating glory…but I was too young and my stomach too under developed to not vomit at the thought…but now…all I want to see is pussy definition…and girls everywhere…like Whitney Porn are bringing it…and it’s nice…even if she isn’t….

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