Girls are such bitches. So catty and out to get each other. Even best friends will fuck each other up, if it means comin’ out on top. I blame our animal kingdom genetic code of girls craving to be top bitch that all the dudes want to impregnate, you know fighting for the golden cum, makes them disloyal to each other…and to the dudes they are dating…cuz the second a better one comes a long, they shut it down and move on, it’s all part of them having no soul. This video is also one ofthe reasons I tell girls they should never wear underwear, because underwear are a liability. Sure, underwear protects pants from getting smeared up by pussies, forcing a bitch to wash her pants more than she otherwise would. But it also gets in the way of fingering a bitch on the dancefloor, or really anywhere….underwear creates a breeding ground for yeast infections, especially the cheap underwear the bitches I hang with wear, and when in skirts, pussy flashes become far less exciting when there’s a fucking wall of fabric blocking out the meat…. Not to mention, your cunt friends can wedgie you on a swing and put it on the internet…and no one wants that…even if wedgies can feel kinda nice against your clit.
Before deciding to get naked in front of the camera for low level fame, some money and VIP at every night club, Nicole Neal was on pace to achieve greatness, if you’re like me and consider high class escorts making it. You know one of those cunts too good to be a stripper, too decent to be a pornstar, because what would her parents think, but not too good to dress up and work rich men for sex….that or she would have been a waitress….but look at her now, all lovely and shit, rocking her great tits, for the world to jerk off to, and it sure makes up for having a dad who either gave her too much or too little attention….you know filling that void while showin’ her ex boyfriend who broke her heart and kids from her highschool who used to call her fat…that they were so wrong about her…look at her fucking now….at the top of the stripper ladder….because she can pretend she’s a legit model, despite being 5 foot 2, because she’s in a magazine and that’s the fucking determining factor, asshole. I’m just glad whatever went wrong in her life happened, because I like staring at her tits.
This video hit my facebook feed earlier today and I thought it was amazing. He’s from Mali, has polio, but doesn’t let that stop him from getting down on the dancefloor, dragging himself around and twerking better than most white girls trying to be hip hop cuz hip hop is pop…. While some of you, may just like watching a cripple do things you’re too pussy to do, because it’s different, and different makes you laugh…. Seriously, there’s no way you get more pussy than this dude…
We review Blink’s long-awaited, decidedly dark comeback album, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Blink-182 Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Sometime around 2003, Blink-182 decided it was time to tack their dirty joke doctorates to the wall (presumably in their respective offices, which is where everyone’s degree eventually ends up) and press on as a more serious-minded outfit. The reasons behind that decision were many — the new perspective that comes with fatherhood, a decade spent on the road, recording with Robert Smith — though, truth be told, their somber new suits never seemed to fit, mostly because, at that point, they were best known for putting porn stars in their videos and giving their albums titles like Take off Your Pants and Jacket and Enema of the State . Of course, in the eight years since their last album, a whole lot has changed. Blink-182 splintered in 2005 , subsequently sparred in the press , attempted to conquer the world with non -Blink projects , endured the deaths of longtime producer Jerry Finn and close friend Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein , and in late 2008, drummer Travis Barker was seriously injured in a plane crash that killed four, including two of his associates. Needless to say, they’ve earned the right to be serious. And on their long-awaited Neighborhoods album (due September 27), they take full advantage, cramming the past 96 months of doubt, darkness and death into just 49 minutes — that’s the running time of the deluxe edition — and doing so quite convincingly. For the first time in their career, Blink seem comfortable in those somber suits. Sadly, it’s because they’ve worn them to so many funerals. Lyrically, Neighborhoods is the bleakest thing Blink have ever done, haunted by specters both real — depression, addiction, loss — and imagined. Death is a near constant, showing up in songs like the thundering “Natives” (“Maybe I’m better off dead”), the crunching “After Midnight” (“Standing close to death”), and the snarling “Hearts All Gone” (“Let’s drink ourselves to death”). Shoot, even first single “Up All Night” is highlighted by a corker of a chorus: “All these demons/they keep me up at night.” There’s a reason the first song on the album is called “Ghost on the Dancefloor”: Neighborhoods feels less like a rock record than it does an exorcism. Sonically, it’s practically nocturnal, melding the electronic flourishes of Mark Hoppus and Barker’s +44 project and the laser-light grandeur of Tom DeLonge’s Angels & Airwaves into a sound that recalls nothing so much as dark streets and black expanses, mostly of the suburban variety (the field behind the 7-Eleven, the cul-de-sac illuminated by the single streetlight, etc.). Even the chords — and there are a lot of them — are dark, as if DeLonge has dipped his Epiphone in ink. Hoppus’ bass booms ominously and Barker’s backbeats are skittering, scraping and downright scary in parts. That said, it’s not all doom and gloom. Blink still know how to write a walloping chorus, and, much like the chords, there are a lot of them on Neighborhoods. In most instances, they provide brief respites from the general bleakness: “Wishing Well” has DeLonge going “la-da-da-da-da,” the hook to “Love Is Dangerous” is practically buoyant, and, of course, there’s the aforementioned “Up All Night,” which booms and crunches like the Blink of old. And speaking of the old Blink, well, they’re largely gone here (the synthy, star-smattered opening of “Ghost on the Dancefloor” serves notice of that fact). But given everything that went into Neighborhoods lengthy gestation — it’s the rare album that took so long to come out that it actually contains a song, “Kaleidoscope,” about how long it took to come out — you can certainly understand that transformation. Blink have grown up, mostly because life forced them to, and willing or not, that maturity fits. Neighborhoods is a deep, dark, downright auto-biographical effort, and when Hoppus sings “Hold on, the worst is yet to come” (on the bopping “MH 4.18.2011”), you don’t really believe him. The worst is over. It’s all good from here on out. Related Artists blink-182
Britney Spears will release a new album in March. Her seventh studio CD, it remains untitled, but we can confirm that producers Max Martin and Dr. Luke will play key roles on various upcoming singles. Based on the words below, it’s safe to say Britney Spears won’t be leaving her comfort, sex-based zone on her upcoming album. One of these songs will reportedly be titled “Hold It Against Me“ and it will contain the following lyrics: Hey over there Please forgive me I’m gonna have some fun tonight And ain’t that how it should be? Dancing to my favorite song All by myself (Loving myself) And ain’t that how it should be? Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me But when I go home tonight, I’ll be by myself (Loving myself) You think you’re a rockstar Coming on over to my party That this tight ass dress is for you Thinking that’s how it should be Dancing to my favorite song All by myself (Loving myself) Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me Just do it, just do it Just do it, just do it If you hold it against me I won’t mind, cause babe It’s just not our time And if you wanna dance You might as well ask (My girlfriend) As I’ll be on the dancefloor All by myself All by myself Baby, you can hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me But tonight, I’m out on my own You think I dress to impress them But tonight, I’m doin’ it for myself Hold it against me (Just do it) Hold it against me (Boy, just do it) Hold it against me
‘It should be interesting,’ Aoki says of the eclectic collaborations. By Adam Murphy, with additional reporting by Akshay Bhansali Steve Aoki Photo: MTV News At this year’s Winter Music Conference in Miami, MTV News spoke to some of the biggest names in dance music and beyond. One name that we couldn’t escape was West coast electronic tycoon Steve Aoki. To assign any one title to Steve Aoki is to do his talents a disservice. DJ, producer and record-label owner (Dim Mak) are but a few of the hats which he somehow manages to wear all at once. And if you’ve heard him spin, Aoki doesn’t miss a beat. As mainstream artists are increasingly consulting underground icons of dance music for production advice, Aoki has a well-trodden path from the major labels to his doorstep, having remixed hit singles for Weezer, Kid Cudi, Robin Thicke, The Killers and beyond. On the international scene, however, Aoki is a completely different phenomenon. His track “I’m in the House,” which features Zuper Blahq (who is almost certainly the alter ego of Will.I.Am ) has been making waves in the clubs and on the indie and dance singles charts abroad since it dropped in November of last year. This reboot of the chant-along sensibility of classic house (also revamped by David Guetta in “On the Dancefloor”) may offer us a glimpse of Aoki’s forthcoming LP. “With my album I’m doing a couple of different tracks with some familiar voices,” Aoki said. “Zuper Blahq, Kid Cudi, Lil John, Weezer, Black Star, Uffie, Sky Ferreira … just mixing it up with some hip-hop vocals, rock vocals, house vocals. So yeah, it should be interesting.” Aoki’s eclectic sensibility and his D.I.Y. spirit perhaps stem from his roots in — of all things — hardcore punk bands. And as more and more “bedroom producers” ascend to international stardom, the independent spirit seems to be the look of the moment. “We’re all doing it ourselves,” Aoki offered. “We’re making enough of a riot in our own world that more people are getting interested and want to get involved in what we’re doing. And if it makes sense to do a collaboration with a familiar voice that everyone knows, then it can make sense on both sides. It can work on the underground and it can work in the commercial world.” When you’re not showing off your moves at the club, stick with MTV News for Dance Music Week. We’ll be catching up with your favorite dance-floor staples as well as introducing you to up-and-coming talent. Related Videos It’s Dance Music Week! Related Artists Weezer Kid Cudi Lil Jon
LMFAO, Will.I.Am guest during Guetta’s set. By Akshay Bhansali DJ Tiesto Photo: MTV News MIAMI — Dance music’s biggest weekend in America, kicked off with a series of powerful performances at Day 1 of the Ultra Music Festival (held during the Winter Music Conference), at Miami’s oceanfront Bicentennial Park. With a multitude of stages (and even a Heineken-inspired dome), the weekend’s line-up is probably UMC’s largest and most star-studded grouping yet, boasting over 200 DJs from around the world and the likes of Swedish House Mafia, Deadmau5, Armin van Buuren, DJ Tiesto, and David Guetta. Over at the UMF Ibiza Stage, both Kaskade and Will.I.Am dropped new material for fans — Kaskade from his forthcoming Dynasty LP and Will.I.Am for undetermined releases. “I think it’s important to come out to WMC to test out the new beats you’ve been making — rockin’ the crowds, learning from the crowds,” Will told MTV News Friday night, just before he took the stage again to join a close friend. Indeed, Black Eyed Peas collaborator and dance-music titan put on what seemed like a hip-hop collab fest, being joined by many friends on the Ultra main stage during the course of his set. Whipping the crowd into a frenzy with his thumping “Gettin’ Over” before transitioning into “One Love.” Will jumped onstage for “On the Dancefloor,” then Guetta charged into a series of his hits, including the Lil Jon/ DJ Chuckie remix of “Sexy Chick” and BEP’s “I Gotta Feeling.” He ended up closing his set with a premiere of a new song called “Getting Over You” (featuring LMFAO), and sure enough, the party rock duo, who are currently on tour with BEP, joined Guetta on stage for his finale. Closing out the night at Bicentennial Park was Dutch trance heavyweight DJ Tiesto , who had the thousands of fans in attendance clapping in unison for the majority of his nearly two-hour-long set. With pyrotechnics blasting, the crowd jumped to its feet, singing along with his Nelly Furtado collaboration “Who Wants To Be Alone” and other hits from Tiesto’s catalog, including “Escape Me,” I Will Be Here” and “Love Comes Again.” Related Videos Sights And Sounds From Winter Music Conference 2010 Related Artists Will.I.Am DJ Tiesto David Guetta
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Amanda Bynes enjoyed a night out at new West Hollywood nightspot Mi-6, sitting at a table filled with guys. Despite the crowded table, though, the actress seemed content to just dance to the music in her seat, shaking her shoulders and smiling.