It’s official: after these ridiculously hot pictures of Georgia Salpa in FHM Spain , I think it’s about time I stop calling her a hotter, more talented Kim Kardashian and start calling Kim the poor man’s Georgia Salpa. Now who do I have to talk to about getting Georgia her own reality show? I’ve even got the perfect title: “Keeping Up with Georgia’s Funbags.” And there’s also a potential spin-off, “Georgia & Her Funbags Take Miami the Tuna’s Basement.” Trust me, the ratings will be huge. Especially in the coveted male blogger demographic.
I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives… So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck… I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist… But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Apparently Jessica Simpson in a bathing for her billion dollar Walmart brand is a big deal…everyone is talking about it… I think isn’t big on so many levels…from the amount of hours that went into the photoshop retouching…to the actually weight of each of her tits…to her hip to waist ratio…that when out of shaping bathing suits and while standing next to young hot babes you realize just how big she is… Not to mention, the fact that she heads a billion dollar brand…is as confusing to me…as the fact that I am trying to masturbate to these pics…I mean maybe because they don’t even look like Jessica Simpson anymore… All I know is skinny is better.
In case you just woke up from being cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years, you’re probably already well-aware that the Super Bowl is happening this weekend. And apparently Sports Illustrated held something called MVP Night to celebrate, where they honored past Super Bowl winners by getting a bunch of super hot models to show up, including Hannah Davis here, better known as Derek Jeter’s latest girlfriend . But if this leg show is a preview of coming attractions for the next SI Swimsuit Issue , Jeter might be better known as Hannah Davis’ boyfriend pretty soon. Well, that or just “that lucky SOB” for short. Photos: WENN.com
Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking… However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…
I guess I must’ve been a good blogger lately, because I barely had to wait a day to get those Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I was hoping for . And it’s not even my birthday. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite MILF doing a new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and since I’ve been on a roll lately, next I’m going to wish for some topless Alessandra selfies to show up in my inbox. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 19 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kim doesn’t want a woman walking her down the aisle… Kim Kardashian Worried Bruce Jenner’s Sex Change Will Ruin Wedding Via Rumor Fix reports: Is Bruce Jenner’s alleged sex change operation interfering with Kim Kardashian’s future wedding plans? According to Star magazine, yes! The tabloid alleges that Kim feels like her step father is intentionally stealing her thunder with his decision “to become a woman.” The gossip rag claims, “Kim is fed up over having to field questions about Bruce wanting to be a woman … When the usual throng of reporters greeted Kim at LAX on January 22, they seemed a lot more interested in Bruce’s recent surgery to minimize his Adam’s apple than in her upcoming nuptials with Kanye West. And Kim didn’t like it one bit.” The reality star had a “huge blowup” fight with Bruce, claims the mag. “Kim had her heart set on a traditional ceremony with Bruce walking her down the aisle and giving her away. But if he’s a woman by then, she absolutely won’t have it.” “Kim has gotten it into her head that Bruce is deliberately upstaging her wedding. She can’t believe that he can’t at least hold off until next year,” claims Star. Everyone knows Kim is a bit vain, but she can’t possibly be so shallow as to fight with the man who raised her over media attention, right?! RumorFix reached out to a rep for the star who tells us the entire story is totally inaccurate. What do you think?
