Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week.. Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…
Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN …even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs… Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version… I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…
Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but we’ve gone at least two or three days without any new Nina Agdal pictures, and that’s way too long to go without drooling over my current favorite model. But don’t worry, because I’ve got our Nina fix covered: here she is doing some sexy new shoot for bebe. There, that ought to be enough to tide us over for at least another 2-3 days hours minutes. …I’ll start looking for more now.
X-Men: Days of Future Past hits theaters May 23, but Empire Magazine is already showing us the best part- Jennifer Lawrence back in the Mystique “costume”! The March issue has Jennifer on the cover in little more than blue paint and silicone makeup as the sexy shapeshifter. And if we could see what’s under that body paint our pants would be shifting shape too! More after the jump!
Former NFL running back and confessed pothead Ricky Williams is in the news for voicing his educated opinion on the league’s stance on player’s smoking marijuana. … Continue
MTV’s Jerks With Cameras pranked our LA office. Look, we “thought” something was up… and that’s the ONLY reason someone didn’t catch that fade from the 2 bald guys. Signed “One Of The Bald Guys”
Ralph, a beloved New York Mets broadcast who is also a member of the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame, died today at his him in Rancho Mirage. He was 91 years old. Kiner played 10 seasons, mostly with the Pittsburgh Pirates, and hit 369 him runs. He led the National League in round-trippers in each of his first seven years. Following his playing career, Kiner worked with the Mets for over five decades, even calling a few games last season at the age of 90. The Hall of Fame confirmed Kiner’s passing via the following statement: “With the passing of Ralph Kiner, the baseball world has lost one of its greatest ambassadors and the Hall of Fame has lost a wonderful friend. Ralph spent eight decades as a player, executive and broadcaster. He was a man who truly loved our National Pastime and made it better in every way. His legacy will live forever in Cooperstown.” We send our condolences to Kinger’s family and friends. 21 Shocking Celebrity Deaths Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman passed away at the age of 46. He was found with a needle in his arm and had a history of drug abuse. View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman Philip Seymour Hoffman passed away at the age of 46. He was found with a needle in his arm and had a history of drug abuse. 2. Cory Monteith Cory Monteith was 27 years old when he passed away. He overdosed on drugs during a night of partying in Vancouver. 3. Heath Ledger Heath Ledger left us with one final, amazing performance. He earned an Oscar for his work as The Joker. 4. Paul Walker Paul Walker died in a car accident on November 30, 2013. He left behind a daughter and a burgeoning film career. 5. Gia Allemand Gia Allemand was only 29 when she died. The former Bachelor contestant took her own life. 6. James Gandolfini James Gandolfini will always be remembered as Tony Soprano. He died of a heart attack at the age of 51. 7. Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse lived a hard life. She died of a drug overdose on July 23, 2011. 8. Gary Coleman Rest in peace, Gary Coleman. The sitcom star left this world at the age from an intercranial hemorrhage. 9. Corey Haim We lost Corey Haim to a reported drug overdose in March 2010. He is remembered for a number of roles, such as Lost Boys. 10. Brittany Murphy Brittany Murphy poses here at the 2009 Video Music Awards. She passed away at the age of 32. 11. Michael Jackson Celebrity death don’t hit the world harder than that of Michael Jackson. He was 50 years old when he passed away. 12. Tupac Shakur Tupac Shakur poses here with his mother. The rapper was gunned down at the age of 25. 13. Aaliyah The music world lost Aaliyah in 2001. She died in a plane crash. 14. Tim Russert Tim Russert was as respected as it gets in the world of journalism. He died in 2008. 15. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes was a key part of TLC. She was killed in a car accident. 16. Whitney Houston Whitney Houston passed away the night before the Grammys. She overdosed in a hotel bathtub. 17. Princess Diana Princess Diana was taken from us in 1997. The iconic figure died in a car crash. 18. Kurt Cobain Rest in peace, Kurt Cobain. The rocker committed suicide in 1997. 19. Anna Nicole Smith Anna Nicole Smith died at the young age of 39. She lived a very troubled life. 20. Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls got caught up in the East Coast/West Coast rap war. He was killed in 1997. 21. Natasha Richardson Natasha Richardson was married to Liam Neeson at the time of her death. She passed away from a skiing accident.
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