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Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there.. Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness… Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.

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Pure Hilarity: The “Carter Family Portrait Gallery” Puts Beyonce, Jay Z, Blue Ivy And More On Classic Works Of Art

Carter Family Portrait Gallery Puts Jay Z, Beyonce On Art There seems to be a Tumblr for everything. In case you wanted to see what the Carters would look like Photoshopped on pieces of art, then there’s definitely a page for that. This Tumblr is pretty hilarious, with Jay, Bey and Blue’s faces on classics. Just…it’s hard to explain. Just look. Continue reading

Happy Mother’s Day: A Salute to Celebrity Moms!

Happy Mother’s Day! We can all enjoy this celebration honoring mothers, motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of moms in society in general. Here at THG, this means a tribute to some of the celebrity moms we all know and love … and also a bunch who could use some improvement. So on Mother’s Day 2013, take a look at a 13 popular celebrity moms (and 13 more who also have kids) and vote for your favorite (and least favorite): Who’s your favorite celebrity mom?   Jennifer Garner Reese Witherspoon Brooke Burke Gwen Stefani Michelle Obama Angelina Jolie Jessica Alba Jada Pinkett Smith Amy Poehler Julia Roberts Kelly Ripa Emily Maynard Beyonce View Poll » Who’s your least favorite celebrity mom?   Kate Gosselin Jenelle Evans Dina Lohan Tanning Mom Courtney Love Kris Jenner Brooke Mueller Farrah Abraham Octomom Linda Hogan June Shannon Kim Kardashian (future) View Poll »

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Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son… I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

Throwback Swirl: Guess Which Celebrity Twins Are The Offspring Of This Adorable Family Photo

Can you guess? Tia Mowry recently posted this precious baby photo of her and twin sister Tamera along with their parents on Twitter… Wow! What a beautiful family portrait. But, do you think Cree’s son looks like a miniature version of Tia as a baby? Twitter/Instagram

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Throwback Swirl: Guess Which Celebrity Twins Are The Offspring Of This Adorable Family Photo

Happy Mother’s Day: A Tribute to Celebrity Moms!

Mother’s Day is a wonderful celebration honoring our moms and celebrating motherhood, maternal bonds and the influence of mothers in society in general. Here at THG, this means a little tribute to some of the celebrity moms we’ve come to know and love … and also a bunch who could use some improvement. On this 13th day of May, take a look at a 13 popular THG celeb moms (and 13 more who also have kids) in the poll below and vote for your favorite (and least favorite): Who’s your favorite celebrity mom? Who’s your least favorite celebrity mom?

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Happy 48th Birthday, Michelle Obama!

The First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, turns 48 today. The first-ever African-American First Lady, Michelle doesn’t describe herself in such terms. Instead, she doesn’t hesitate to say that first and foremost, she is Malia and Sasha’s mom, and that before that, she was a wife, lawyer and public servant. Here’s an official White House portrait of Michelle and family: Promoting Service and working with young people has remained a staple of her career and her interest in the White House, exemplified by her Let’s Move campaign to bring together communities in a nationwide effort to tackle childhood obesity. Michelle also co-founded Joining Forces, a nationwide initiative that mobilizes all sectors of society to give our service members and their families the opportunities and support they deserve, and to raise awareness of military families’ unique needs. Regardless of your political views, here’s wishing the First Lady a very happy birthday on this day. Click to enlarge some of our favorite Michelle Obama photos below!

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Teresa Giudice to Melissa Gorga: You’re the Devil!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey painted an absurd family portrait on this week’s season finale – but they aren’t finished yet! The women will get back together on Sunday night for what Bravo is hyping as the “most dramatic reunion” in show history. Wow. The writers must have been up late penning the script for this one! Look for it to be highlighted by an exchange between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga in which the former snaps at the latter: “You’re the devil. You’re wearing red.” Watch a sneak peek at the contrived madness below: Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Clip

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Ryan Reynolds and Olivia Wilde: New Couple Alert?

The tabloids have him practically engaged to Sandra Bullock . But Ryan Reynolds allegedly has other ideas. The good looking actor had lunch on September 16 with Olivia Wilde, sources tell Us Weekly , and even admitted to the actress that he “has a crush on her,” according to a pal of Olivia’s. The hotties dined at Sant Ambroeus in NYC’s West Village and “she had minestrone, and they both got greens,” an onlooker reports. The stars proceeded to stroll around and – gasp! – Reynolds