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Kelsey Grammer’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

There’s all this Frasier Crane gossip going around….his Playboy fake tit stripper/call girl recently ex-wife and mother of his kids telling people he wears women’s underwear when he fucks and that he has other weird sexual issues…that I don’t really understand why people would care to know about….or why anyone is surprised, I mean he’s this Frasier motherfucker hasn’t been on TV for a decade and is a guy who I thought was British for the entire run of his show I never watched cuz it was boring and he maybe best known as the voice of Sideshow Bob but still pretty irrelevant… Now he’s on vacation with his soon to be new wife, Kayte Walsh, who everyone is making a big deal about how fast moving he is, even though he has probably been dating for years, but it only hit the media, so they assume he’s jumping from one whore to another and the whole thing confuses me as much as it bores me, but here’s the bitch in her bikini anyway…

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Mila Kunis’ Ass Doing Lunges in Jeans of the Day

If you’ve never seen Mila Kunis doing lunges before, you know cuz you don’t go to her fancy gym and your not her personal trainer, cuz that would go against you being fat and lazy and married to your couch and fridge in your mom’s basement… Well…Now you have. Not that it’s all that exciting, but then again, nothing excites me…..so I’m not really the one to decide these things…I’m no expert..If anything I just get annoyed by it. So I’ll leave the virgin fan boy shit to you.

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Did The CIA Assassinate Matt Simmons For Blowing The Whistle On The BP Gulf Oil Spill?

Matt Simmons, a prominent oil industry expert who lately has been very outspoken about the BP Gulf Oil Spill coverup, was found dead in his home after supposedly drowning after apparently suffering from a heart attack. But did Matt Simmons really die of a heart attack or was he assassinated? Matt was very vocal on several nationwide news programs making claims that have led some people to question his sanity along with blowing the whistle on BP and Government on several issues. Matt Simmons was very well connected to other oil industry insiders and top government officials in charge of regulating the oil industry. As a result of those connections Matt has blew the whistle on several lies BP and Government where telling to the public. Matt called the claims that only 5,000 barrels of oil were leaking preposterous and instead conjectured there must be at least a minimum of 120,000 barrels of oil per leaking into the Gulf. Matt also reported that there were leaks 5 to 7 miles away which were later confirmed by a NOAA report issued by the Thomas Jefferson. Matt Simmons also revealed that NOAA ships discovered a huge underwater plume of oil at 1100 meters below the surface which could possibly cover up to 40% of the Gulf of Mexico at a time when NOAA and the federal government were publicly denying the existence of underwater plumes of oil. Matt made national headlines by stating BP would go bankrupt because they didn’t have enough money to clean up the Gulf of Mexico as well as making claims that the well integrity and pressures were so high that nothing short of a nuke could close this well. More at the Link…………. http://beforeitsnews.com/story/132/335/Did_The_CIA_Assassinate_Matt_Simmons_For_… added by: CarlosBobthe3rd

Tea Party Infiltrator Busted

A videographer at this weekend’s Fancy Farm political celebration in Kentucky hounded a man pretending to be part of the Tea Party Movement, wearing Rand Paul swag and holding up a racist anti-immigrant sign, badgering him to reveal who he was. The cameraman caught back up with him when, later, the man walked with supporters Paul’s Democrat opponent, Jack Conway. added by: CarlosBobthe3rd

Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it. Pics via Fame

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Elisabetta Canalis Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics…. Pics via Bauer

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Beatrice Borromeo in a One Piece of the Day

This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing… Pics via Bauer

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Republicans Furious At Idiot Congressman for Apologizing to BP [Whoops]

John Boehner and fellow Republicans are, naturally, furious at freaking Rep. Joe Barton for apologizing to BP earlier this morning, at the beginning of Tony Hayward’s hearing. Why did he do that? He could lose his fancy committee seat! More

TMZ’s Super High Class Party Contest — 4!

The Super High Class Party Pictures have been narrowed down to four in our classy contest — and now their fancy fates are in your hands. Which of these classy pictures should score the $250 prize and some super classy mystery gifts from TMZ? ** CLICK… Read more

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Disick Does Miami

Well…what else would you wear to a polo match but a pink suit? Scott Disick was spotted with girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian and son Mason sporting a dapper looking ensemble and slicked back hair. We’re not sure what the guy does for a living or how he affords all his fancy digs. But at least he’s keeping us entertained.

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