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A Ticket For The Drama

Posted on December 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don't care what country you are in, this type of reaction to getting a ticket from the police is not going to help you at all. (lower your speaker volume a bit to keep your eardrums from bursting). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

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Police Investigating Elin Woods For Abuse of Tiger

Posted on December 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Police suspect Tiger Woods’ car accident Friday morning may have stemmed from domestic violence he suffered at the hands of his wife, Elin Nordegren. Circumstantial evidence certainly suggests that she flipped out on Tiger, although legally proving that could be challenging for local law enforcement. Investigators have made one hard conclusion in their case: That not a single drop of blood from Tiger Woods was found on the Cadillac SUV he crashed.

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Travolta Extortion Suspect — ‘I Feel So Badly’

Posted on October 5, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: John Travolta One of the people accused of attempting to extort John Travolta apparently felt guilty while she was trying to execute the plan.Audio and video tapes from the police sting operation which targeted Pleasant Bridgewater and Tarino Lightbourne are being …

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Funny Scene from a Horror Movie of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a clip from some upcoming horror movie whereone girl gets her lips sewn to another girls asshole so that she chokes and dies from drowning on her shit, and if that doesn’t work, since she can’t breathe thru her nose, then she’ll get E-Coli infection, or Hepatitis, or whatever other issues come up when you eat shit, because eating shit isn’t good for you, despite what the Japanese and Germans think… The movie is called The Human Centipede.

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Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now.

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Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life…. But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a confession to make. I had a Latoya Jackson VHS tape given to me years ago that was produced by Playboy, that pretty much featured her in 3 or 4 different scenes where she danced around naked. I don’t remember if their was any softcore lesbianism, but there was definitely trimmed muff, and I definitely masturbated to it because it was the 90s and my options were limited

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Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word

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