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Heidi Montag Needs To Let The New Boobs Breathe

Posted on February 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

I don’t like Heidi Montag at all, she’s about as useful as a hole in the head and I’m a little annoyed with myself for posting pictures of her, but I like her new fake boobies so this is more a post about them. Here they are out on the town the other night covered up by a little silver dress. Pour things, they’re brand new, they need to be seen. You don’t buy a brand new Ferrari and put it in the garage, you put it in a bikini and take it to the beach to play volleyball .

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Some Teen Gets a Date With Maxim Model of the Day

Posted on February 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that a geeky weird 17 year old kid who looks like he’s making a personal computer in his garage in 1982 can land a date with a Maxim Model and we can’t. All it takes is a little drive and a little geeky weird 17 year old dancing like an asshole so that all the idiots around the itnernet watch the shit and think it is the funniest thing ever because they have the minds of retarded mice, if you know what I mean… But no matter how basic an idea this is, you gotta give dude props, cuz despite lookin’ real non threatening, I hear he has an elaborate plan to rape and murder the bitch so she can never leave him. Serves her right for meeting a dude from the internet.

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Paula Abdul — XXX Factor

Posted on January 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: American Idol While sources say she may have had coherent conversations with Simon Cowell about co-hosting “X-Factor,” Paula Abdul spent Saturday night hanging out with porn film director/drag queen Chi Chi LaRue at Garage/Red Saturdays at Here Lounge in West … Permalink

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Brody Jenner and his Playboy Trash of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jayde Nicole is a piece of trash whore. I’ve seen her in interview with her mom and they lived in a pretty shitty fucking house, in a pretty shitty neighborhood, and she clearly didn’t have a father, and her mother was clearly proud how far her little baby took the body the mother gave her and sucked dick in parking lots to afford to feed, because when it comes to doing pretty low hanging things to get paid or famous or a rich boyfriend getting naked in pictures doesn’t have shit on sucking dick in parking lots and here she is living the fuckin’ poor chick dream

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

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Balloon Boy Found Alive

Posted on October 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

CULTURE BUZZ : He was at home, hiding in box in the attic of the garage.

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Is Jon Gosselin Some Sort of Mad Genius?

Posted on October 15, 2009 by | Leave a comment

Just because lawyers and arbitrators are trying to quiet Jon and Kate Gosselin doesn’t mean the mudslinging has come to a close. That’s what instigating former flames are…

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Wife Swap Family Breathing Sigh of Relief for Balloon Boy

Posted on October 15, 2009 by | Leave a comment

UPDATE: Phew! Falcon Heene was found alive and well hiding in a box in the attic of his garage, fearing he would be in trouble. ________ For about two hours today, we were..

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Dog Fighting Ring Busted At Day Care

Posted on September 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nine mangled and mutilated dogs have been rescued from a dog fighting ring that ran from a home day care center in west suburban Maywood, Cook County Sheriff's police said. A news release called the scene at the three Maywood homes “the most gruesome officers had ever uncovered.” One dog had its eye ripped out, another had a leg twisted backward, and a third had its lower extremities almost severed from its body

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Student kills burglar with samurai sword

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A Johns Hopkins University student killed an apparent burglar with a samurai sword after discovering the man in his garage, police said Tuesday. Baltimore, Maryland, police received a phone call shortly before 1:30 a.m.

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