To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE So the story according to the stepFORUM that has been following the Hack pretty intensely, is that these celebrity girls saved their nudes to their iCLOUD and I guess nerds know how to break into iCloud to steal their nudes, and post to the internet. There is a massive list of celebs that got hit, but that were too dumb to no keep their nudes private, and really I’ve seen so much nudity – it’s hardly a big deal….especially these Ariana Grande alleged nudes, I mean there’s no black cock in her…boring… CONTINUE THE COVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE
To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE I’ve always said that the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, and seeing as Bar Refaeli is one of the chosen ones according to her Jewish Religion, I guess she’s well aware of that… If this is her…she’s amazing CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE
I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked… Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.
Anja Konstantinova is a Russian born Australian model, who unlike other models, is not a 6 foot tall monster of a woman, but who instead 5 foot 4, but who has still been in Vogue and other magazines…and has still walked the runway…making me think I don’t really give a fuck about how tall a bitch is, as long I get to see her titties for whatever reason, whether it is Fashion, to pay the rent, even in exchange for drugs, because ultimately, their tits are the gateway to their pussy, their pussy the gateway to their asshole, and it all works out in a glorious way…because that’s what really matters…I mean that’s why bitches with no legs still get fucked… Either way, Hi Anja, Let’s date.
Nadja Bender some model and I Love Her. Unfortunately, for this magazine shoot, she is not showing her tits, but she is in a bikini, and like sex with a tranny is the gateway to gay sex, the bikini is the gateway to nude modelling. Even though, like with all models, she’s already modelled nude and that is why she’s even in this magazine to being with…but that doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face til it was no longer healthy and considered a problem I needed to go to rehab or have an intervention for….
Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go. Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….
I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club, or showing me the sandwich in her panties at the deli, or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick, as their boyfriends as at home, sluts just excite me. I guess it’s partially to do with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up, because a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her, is usually a lot of fun to hang out with And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts, that you know behind closed doors, involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off, that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those. You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts, while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year…. Meaning the truth behind these pictures tell me a story I can masturbate to, coupled with the fact that she’s not fat, rich and famous, makes her porn to me.
Emily Ratakowski is a model who is on the cusp of being a porn slut, in a good way, not in an actual porn slut who is broken, with daddy issues and drug addiction, trying to get ahead, because she doesn’t actually fuck on camera, she just gets naked all the fucking time, I’ve seen her vagina more than I’ve seen my mom’s vagina and my mom was a hooker and we had a studio apartment…sure my mom died when I was a kid, but in those 5 years her vagina was exposed 90 percent of the time, okay maybe my mom vagina reference wasn’t a good one, and maybe I’ve seen Emity RATATATATATTATAATKOWSKI’s vagina because I tattooed in on my brain, you know printed up pictures of it and wall papered my bedroom with it…you know maybe cuz I’m staring at it right now, because it is perfect…and so is Emily, that is why I have fallen in love with her, and can’t look at any other girl, at least not right now, when staring this twitter pic, because she’s got me trapped, sucked in and willing to sign my life over to her. Seriously. I’d do more than just write love songs for her, I’d even hide in her basement to surprise her when she’s sleeping, to sing them to her. She’s that good.
Emily Ratakowski is a model who is on the cusp of being a porn slut, in a good way, not in an actual porn slut who is broken, with daddy issues and drug addiction, trying to get ahead, because she doesn’t actually fuck on camera, she just gets naked all the fucking time, I’ve seen her vagina more than I’ve seen my mom’s vagina and my mom was a hooker and we had a studio apartment…sure my mom died when I was a kid, but in those 5 years her vagina was exposed 90 percent of the time, okay maybe my mom vagina reference wasn’t a good one, and maybe I’ve seen Emity RATATATATATTATAATKOWSKI’s vagina because I tattooed in on my brain, you know printed up pictures of it and wall papered my bedroom with it…you know maybe cuz I’m staring at it right now, because it is perfect…and so is Emily, that is why I have fallen in love with her, and can’t look at any other girl, at least not right now, when staring this twitter pic, because she’s got me trapped, sucked in and willing to sign my life over to her. Seriously. I’d do more than just write love songs for her, I’d even hide in her basement to surprise her when she’s sleeping, to sing them to her. She’s that good.
