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Rihanna’s Lap Dance Video of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry…. Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck… Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.

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Katia Ivanova for Page 3 of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts…… She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.

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Anne Hathaway’s Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People may hate Anne Hathaway for being an undeserving cunt, at least when it comes to the Oscars, because let’s face it she isn’t a great actor, and all she did was shave her head in the movie that obviously paid for her award. But I think that’s a good thing, it reminds us that award shows don’t matter. Celebrating people who have already won is just nonsense….Really all we should be doing is staring at their cameltoe. I mean how can you hate a girl in leggings jacked up in her cunt….it is the gateway to her soul munching away at spandex, hungrier than my wife at a Chinese buffet, and for some reason hungry pussy makes my penis wish it was a meal…..but instead her pants are and that’s good enough for me…. To See The REst of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest. But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music. At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

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Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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Daniella Monet is Steppin’ Up to the Instagram Gates of the Day

Posted on March 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife…. Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.

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Kimberly Garner Gives Us a Glimpse Into her Soul of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The ever important….Kimberly Garner….who I have never heard of and I assume you haven’t heard of either….has flashed….probably because it is the only thing that gets her picked up in the media….but also because her vagina is her lifeline and the only reason she even gets pictures taken of her for the opportunity to flash her panties….to get into the media….because I know for fact based on my opinion of these trash can women on TV….is that her Inner thighs, in all their fuzzy glory, are the gateway to her soul….a soul that she can thank for whatever successes she has….and by soul I mean her lady parts….now if only she slid those panties to the side a bit…I mean then we’d have a fucking picture…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pia Mia Perez Ballet Underwear Twitter Pics of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam nobody that the perverts of the internet have decided to obsess over… She has only been in one movie – called Santa Paws…and I don’t even know how people found out she existed…unless of course dad’s forced to watch Santa Paws with their kids were like “I’d like to jerk off to that girl, I’ll go find her on social media”…. I assume she’s the most famous thing out of US Guam….since my friend who moved to US Guam to strip for the troops stationed there….and who made a million dollars doing it…thanks to them having nothing else to spend their US Military money on….. She’s 16, jailbait, and constantly posting ASS PICS TO INSTAGRAM … So this ballet outfit, showing her skinny young bod…is the gateway to far vulgar exhibitionism just as soon as she grows up…. I hope they don’t let you into local ballet schools to watch…You fucking perverts.

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Rihanna Turns me On of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is in Barbados smoking blunts and documenting it for the internet and her fans…and as much as I like seeing a half naked body…smoking weed…or doing anything that impairs judgement and makes them easier to trick into sex…I do have to question her hustle…and not because I believe you should be a good citizen and lie to kids…and pretend you don’t smoke weed…and not cuz I think weed is bad….cuz I don’t think you should even be wholesome or a good role model…I just wonder if her fans have the intelligence….to not imitate her….and end up in stupid situations…stupid situations I want to take advantage of so I guess this is a good thing…for the weed culture and movement….you know since weed isn’t bad…and it isn’t the gateway drug…but as a a mainstream, candy coated, pop tart for the masses of morons I expect she fronts like she’s Taylor Swift….it’s part of the candy coated mainstream hustle…you know where getting caught with weed, even though you’re doing heroin everyday and night, would be a career ruiner…now it’s just hip pop….which I guess doesn’t matter cuz I like my scandals with more labia anyway…

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Kim Kardashian’s Face Herpes Face of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a huge shocker…Kim Kardashian…a socialite slut…who likely fucked the world prior to even existing….and who only exists thanks to a sex tape we can tie back into Daddy issues and Stage Mother who was a Gold Digger issues….I’m talking unprotected sex, porn star, party slut….has face herpes….face herpes she’s so okay with having that she’s not covering it up, wearing make-up, or anything….I guess because she knows it has come to that point in her career…where this is the kind of thing people will write about…and that’s all that matters to her…no shame….even when it’s disgusting….can’t wait til times get tough and she starts walking around with period stains on her pants…shit stains on her bikini….face herpes is always the gateway ailment to deeper darker disgusting…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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