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Ariana Grande: Impressed By, Not Yet Impregnated By Pete Davidson Dong

It turns out that Ariana isn’t the only person in her relationship who is, well, Grande . Ariana Grande responded to an awkwardly phrased fan question by claiming that fiance Pete Davidson’s penis is very large. She got specific. But she insists that, despite shotgun wedding rumors , her appreciation of what Pete is packing hasn’t gotten her pregnant … yet . Pete Davidson already has two Ariana tattoos , but that decorative ink might not be the part of him that’s nearest and dearest to Ariana’s heart. An Arianator on Twitter asked the singer, who has been engaging with fans left and right on social media because she’s a delight, a question: “How long is Pete?” the fan asked, before quickly clarifying: “Oh, as in the interlude!” That’s a fair question that’s normal to ask about musical guests. We have no idea if this person’s tweet was intended to begin that way or really was just awkwardly phrased. Ariana, however, decided to just … blurt out her answer. Take a look: “Like 10 inches?” Ariana replied. Global averages for penis length tend to hover between 5.5 inches and 6 inches, which would make Pete Davidson very impressive. Ariana then, within the same tweet so that you know that her reply was deliberate, answered the fan’s real question. “Oh f–k … I mean like a little over a minute,” Ariana answered, referring to the length of Pete’s interlude. Do you care to guess which part of Ariana’s reply garnered more attention? One fan responded by tweeting a still of meme queen Tiffany “New York” Pollard. In this particular image, the reality star is saying: “I know his dick is big. I know it. I know it’s big! Oh god my heart hurts.” Arianators are clearly enjoying imagining that Ariana’s statement is true. In fact, many saw it as confirmation of what they already suspected about the 6-foot-3 Saturday Night Live star. If Pete’s megameat is really 10 inches in length, then that would put it at a whopping one sixth of 5-foot-0 Ariana’s total height. On that note, another posted a photo of Ariana out and about with Pete. This fan wrote: “This is how you look at someone that’s taking a battering ram to your cervix.” The internet is good, actually. Rumors have been bandied about since news of Ariana’s engagement first broke. Because it happened so quickly, some fans could not help but wonder if Ariana was pregnant. One fan parodied this notion, editing Ariana’s album art to show disdain with an eyeroll. For caption, this fan wrote, using the Spongebob Squarepants mockery meme style of alternating capitalization: “aRiAnNA Is PreGnNanT.” Ariana responded to this post and a number of follow-up comments. First, she warned fans that these rumors would be recurring, writing: “oh this s–ts gonna be every other week now enjoy!” Ariana also tweeted: “mood for the next few years til i’m actually ready # fertilequeen.” A fan wrote that Ariana and Pete would make the cutest babies. “Oh absolutely but ……… innnnnnnaaaaawhile,” Ariana replied, followed by a see-no-evil monkey emoji. That is smart. She’s a smart young woman. Ariana is such a delightful spirit and she has an amazing sense of humor. So … there’s no way of knowing whether she’s being serious about how well endowed her fiance might be. If he really is sporting a 10-incher, that might help explain their warp-speed engagement. But Ariana is such a savvy Slytherin (just look at her uniform above), and it’s entirely possible that she said this to steer the conversation away from her vacant uterus and towards her fiance’s crotch. There’s nothing wrong with that. She filled her fans with delight. Not unlike how Pete presumably fills … you know what? Never mind. The general Twitter consensus seems towards Ariana seems to be one of celebration with an undercurrent of pics or it didn’t happen . View Slideshow: 21 Stars with Especially Big Penises

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Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj Dyke it Down of the Day

Ariana Grande is engaged to some quirky looking guy she’s been dating for a month because I guess they really connected on SNL and I guess she’s just a fucking headcase who has a lot of trauma from being a child star whored out by her parents, to a popstar who gets her fans killed, to someone constantly cheated on by her Jewish rapping boyfriend, that she went with some autistic looking comedian who is totally obsessed with her like some kind of homo, since homos fucking love popstars… He’s got in her pants, probably exciting to get with a famous person rather than SNL groupies, they are rich, they are media whores…and it’s all nonsense I shouldn’t even know…but I do prefer when Grande was suffering PTSD in her house, outside of the limelight, rather than trying to prove to her ex boyfriend she doesn’t need him, at the expense of some poor weird guy’s feelings…cuz that dude has no idea what’s coming for him… She’s a devil, we saw her hate America in that viral video she was rude to a donut shop owner…we know…she is garbage…and here she is…not looking quite like Ariana Grande Dyking down… Ariana lookin slutty for vogue

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Handbra Fashion Trend

Emily Ratajkowski is back and showing us that the hand bra is the newest and latest fashion trend. I can’t wait until it catches on here. Why spend money on a bra when clearly your hands are way more supportive and they don’t cost money? It’s brilliant.          

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Ariana Grande Is A Cutie In Vogue

I was looking at some older pictures of Ariana Grande and she should thank God or whoever for creating such a cutie because she looked nothing like this in her younger years. Now I am not saying that she definitely had work done, but there is a massive difference in appearance. Only way we will know for sure is when she has kids herself and how they turn out.                  

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Victoria Justice And Her Hot Sister Are A Dynamic Duo

I think Victoria Justice and her sister Madison Grace are reading Tuna cause now they are inseparable and providing us some hot sister on sister action. OK, that’s a stretch, but my imagination has them doing naughty things to each other. I can’t help it, I have a twisted mind. » view all 13 photos                  

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Ariana Grande’s Only Real Talent

Personally, I can’t stand Ariana Grande ‘s voice. Like Christina Aguilera, girl is an over-singer. But unlike Xtina, she’s tiny and cute so that is good. Anyway, as you can see Ariana has good balance. Wonder how well she could balance on little Tuna. » view all 21 photos              

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Ariana Grande’s New Song Is Terrible! Still Hot Though

According to my sources,  Ariana Grande just released a new single. And I’ve never been a big fan of her music, but I’ve always liked Ariana. I think she’s really “talented.” Just not musically. Anyway, if you want to hear the new song, I recommend watching the video below. I’ve found it works even better on mute.

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Kimberley Garner Should Be The Next Victoria’s Secret Model

I’m not sure what  Kimberley Garner ‘s doing posing with angel wings here, unless maybe Victoria’s Secret finally accepted my online petition and hired this leggy British hottie to be one of their new models. I doubt it, because usually no one ever listens to me, but just take one look at these pictures and try to tell me Kimberley’s not hotter than half the so-called supermodels out there. Go ahead. I can wait all day.

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Ariana Grande Assumes Position

I’ve done a lot of posts on  Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.

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Ariana Grande Is Back In The Studio, And She Has The Video To Prove It

Ariana Grande confirms she’s recording her next album with a new studio photo and video.

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