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Exclusive Vampires Suck Clip: This is What It Feels Like for Taylor Lautner to Go Shirtless

The sight of Taylor Lautner’s bare chest in Twilight may have the power to break world squealing records or turn Harry Knowles momentarily bi-curious , but doesn’t it all feel a little…obligatory? Even Eclipse had to acknowledge that Lautner’s shirtlessness was starting to reach the heights of self-parody, and now, here comes flat-out parody Vampires Suck to finish the job.

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Exclusive Vampires Suck Clip: This is What It Feels Like for Taylor Lautner to Go Shirtless

Would America’s Got Talent’s New Singing Star Have Fared Differently on Idol?

Kalamazoo, Michigan native Debra Romer took the America’s Got Talent stage at Chicago’s auditions last night, and the results were — well, passable. Literally. Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne praised her vulnerability while Howie Mandel fist-bumped her with a “no.” But Debra’s reception shows just how different the audition criteria are between America’s Got Talent and American Idol , where she might’ve been championed (or rejected) for qualities not even mentioned by this triumvirate.

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Would America’s Got Talent’s New Singing Star Have Fared Differently on Idol?

Choose Your Own Abs-venture in the 8-Bit Version of Eclipse

Like Harry Knowles , have you ever fantasized that you were Bella, the conflicted protagonist of the Twilight series? You’re in luck: some enterprising YouTubers have come up with a retro-cool videogame gloss on Eclipse (kinda like Final Fantasy meets Ninja Gaiden meets the Book of Mormon), and best of all, it’s actually interactive! Sure, most of your choices will boil down to choosing Edward over Jacob again and again, but at least that’s pretty much accurate, isn’t it? Click through to play:

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Choose Your Own Abs-venture in the 8-Bit Version of Eclipse

The 9 Best Lines From Harry Knowles’s Highly Sexualized Review of Eclipse

Confession time: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse ? It’s…kinda fun. No, really. I mean, it’s corny as all get out, but it’s just a big dumb ball of well-directed, wink-wink romance — why, just ask Harry Knowles! The Ain’t It Cool News webmaster published his review of the film today , and it’s a borderline giddy, possibly intoxicated missive that really get to the heart (and genitals) of the matter. Here are the 9 best passages:

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The 9 Best Lines From Harry Knowles’s Highly Sexualized Review of Eclipse

Say Whaaaa? Baldwin Begs, Gwyneth Gabs, and More of the Week’s Most Absurd Crap

As much as I hate to call anyone into the office on such a lovely spring day, it’s time to bring back the Say Whaaaa? Singers for another incredulous run through the most ridiculous, baffling, crazy-making and otherwise head-scratching news of the week — now with twice the Gwyneth!

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Say Whaaaa? Baldwin Begs, Gwyneth Gabs, and More of the Week’s Most Absurd Crap

Roger Ebert vs. Harry Knowles on the Politics of Kick-Ass’s Hit Girl

We’ve known for quite a while that Hit Girl from Kick-Ass would be cinematically controversial, but now that the film is in release, the debate about her has gotten kicked up a notch. On one side, you have Roger Ebert, who gives the film one star and questions the delight taken in Hit Girl’s R-rated behavior (which involves ultraviolence and a terribly dirty mouth). One the other side, you have Harry Knowles saying, “Naw, old man!” and then ding-dong-ditching Ebert. Let’s examine their arguments, shall we?

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Roger Ebert vs. Harry Knowles on the Politics of Kick-Ass’s Hit Girl

Elk Calf Playing In A Puddle

As this video definitively proves, baby elks (just like all babies) love splashing around in mud puddles while classical music is playing. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Han Solo Carbonite Desk

Custom-made Han Solo in Carbonite desk from Tom Spina Designs. [ via ] [ Jack's Note : If you are Amanda , and you still haven't gotten around to seeing the second and third Star Wars movies, this buzz contains spoilers.

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Awesome Inglourious Basterds Old-School Comic Book Covers

Harry Knowles scratched up these sweet, Jack Kirby inspired covers for an Inglourious Basterds comic. I'm guessing it has something to do with a DVD release. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment