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Jorgie Porter in a Small Bikini….of the Day

height=”353″ class=”alignnone size-large wp-image-167382″ /> I don’t know who Jorgie Porter is…but she sounds like she’s from the UK…but her body doesn’t look like she’s from the UK at least not in this pic of her skinny as… BUT HER FACE DOES!!!

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Jorgie Porter in a Small Bikini….of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz is in Glamour Mexico, because apparently Mexicans are into a girl who wore spandex and played a comic book action figure in Kickass….wearing Spandex at 14….perverts…in fact I think most Mexicans have a family of 4 at the age of 14 so it’s ok… Now that she’s 18, the stigma, the excitement of her and her Olsen Twin looking face is a little less exciting for the perverts, but seeing her laying on her bed, on her stomach is position 2 I ask girls to do in their sexting with me on facetime…hump that pillow til you squirt….wedding the bed is my fetish…it reminds me of how troubled they are….thanks to their mom’s selling them out to the media. The post Chloe Grace Moretz for Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Exclusive: ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Action Figure Sends Jax To Prison

MTV News exclusively reveals Mezco Toyz Prison Jax action figure, based on FX’s “Sons of Anarchy.”

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Milla Jovovich Hot for DT Spain of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.

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Baby Thor: Chris Hemsworth Cradles Newborn

Given his roles in Thor and Snow White and the Huntsman , you may not easily picture Chris Hemsworth as a major softie … but this image should change that! The actor and Elsa Pataky took their daughter, India, along while they visited the Thyssen museum with Elsa’s mother, Cristina Medianu, in Madrid this week. Check out papa and baby Thor below. You likely won’t see this moment immortalized by an Avengers action figure anytime soon, but maybe you should … Chris Hemsworth and daughter may make your face may hurt from smiling. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Exclusive Vampires Suck Clip: This is What It Feels Like for Taylor Lautner to Go Shirtless

The sight of Taylor Lautner’s bare chest in Twilight may have the power to break world squealing records or turn Harry Knowles momentarily bi-curious , but doesn’t it all feel a little…obligatory? Even Eclipse had to acknowledge that Lautner’s shirtlessness was starting to reach the heights of self-parody, and now, here comes flat-out parody Vampires Suck to finish the job.

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Jorge Garcia Prefers His Own Weezer Album to Maladroit

So what does Jorge Garcia think of the fact that Weezer put his face on the cover of their album, Hurley , which they named after his Lost character? “This is really close to the top, for sure,” he told MTV . “I think the [ Lost ] action figure still kind of trumps it, but just coming from where I come from, it’s extremely special and dear to my heart that this is actually happening.” Dear to his heart because he’s such a big fan of the band, right? Well, sort of. “I don’t recognize Maladroit so much,” he admitted, laughing. [ MTV ]

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Brooke Burns in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now…. Pics via Bauer

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Britney Spears Is A Melbourne Mommy

We caught Britney Spears and Jason Trawick with their hands full today.

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Britney Spears Is A Melbourne Mommy